Can’t masturbate without my couch

[BearBoy]

My grandma saw all the worms and insects coming out of it and forced me to throw it away

I used to play with my hairy penis so much on that couch the memories are all gone now and without it it’s not fun anymore might aswell just get on no nut November now fuck it. Maybe I will go outside and get a blowjob from a toothless crackhead whore

 

[BearBoy]

@Eriot Lodger funny how?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Disappointing. From the sound of it, you have cleaned since then and no longer have a hairy stinky penis.

 

[Deleted member 22124]

@Eriot Lodger funny how?

Idk ur just funny! I guess it's kinda nasty when you talk about the worms and then crackhead whores, so you laugh for the shock factor and maybe even to calm yourself down a bit.

 

[Deleted member 12128]

wtf ? , worms come out from your penis ?

 

[BearBoy]

Disappointing. From the sound of it, you have cleaned since then and no longer have a hairy stinky penis.

still there m8 still there

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

still there m8 still there

When you say "hairy", how much hair are we talking about in length? I had gone a time where I didn't do anything either, I think I reached 5-6 cm of hair, JFL.

 

[BearBoy]

When you say "hairy", how much hair are we talking about in length? I had gone a time where I didn't do anything either, I think I reached 5-6 cm of hair, JFL.

No idea probably 7cm

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

No idea probably 7cm

That's nice bhai.

 

[BearBoy]

wtf ? , worms come out from your penis ?

Out of my couch you blind retarded fuck