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i literally can’t wait to go under the knife
as soon as i turn 18-19 i’m getting malar and jaw implants aswell as a sliding genio
when i get older like 21+ i’ll probably get obo (if it’ll be a viable surgery by then, but i def wanna get it before 24 ideally)
and maaaybe nasal bridge reduction rhino
in these 2 years that i’m underage i’ll keep doing pharma and ez diy procedures like aqualyx and hydrogen peroxide
hope everyone reading this moneymaxxes and ascends to live a long happy enjoyable meaningful life
the worse thing for a human is to be stuck in the same place year after year, even if you can ascend 0.3 psl it’s worth taking the risk imo.
 
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are you ready to never be sane again
 
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the worse thing for a human is to be stuck in the same place year after year, even if you can ascend 0.3 psl it’s worth taking the risk imo
Mirin i agree goodluck
 
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that’s just sad ya know
yeah
but atleast my weird brain lets me constatate what’s wrong with my face and how i can fix it so, it’s a plus in my book
 
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Spongebob Meme GIF
 
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and then you woke up
 
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💯
20803
 
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i literally can’t wait to go under the knife
as soon as i turn 18-19 i’m getting malar and jaw implants aswell as a sliding genio
when i get older like 21+ i’ll probably get obo (if it’ll be a viable surgery by then, but i def wanna get it before 24 ideally)
and maaaybe nasal bridge reduction rhino
in these 2 years that i’m underage i’ll keep doing pharma and ez diy procedures like aqualyx and hydrogen peroxide
hope everyone reading this moneymaxxes and ascends to live a long happy enjoyable meaningful life
the worse thing for a human is to be stuck in the same place year after year, even if you can ascend 0.3 psl it’s worth taking the risk imo.
Obo before 24:Hmmge:
But mirin the dedication, hoping the best for you
How old are you rn?
 
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Obo before 24:Hmmge:
But mirin the dedication, hoping the best for you
How old are you rn?
16
24 is too late tbh, i want to look my best asap
 
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How are you planning to get all the money by then
i already have about 10k saved up atm
i’ll work a job and keep doing crypto stuff on the side for a quick few thousand
 
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Obo is a fucking joke:lul:
 
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it’s not
ape101 results are findable if you look around apparently…..
Gl finding a surgeon who will perform it on you,the money
Oh and have fun with sight problems
 
Gl finding a surgeuon who will perform it on you,the money
Oh and have fun with sight problems
stop the soy fearmongering, by 2030 it’ll most likely be a viable surgery
and i already have a list of surgeons who perform it, ideally i’d want one that does a v incision on the forehead without exposing the brain during the procedure, like how giant envisioned
money is the least of my worries, wage slaving is easy when you’re young and have no responsibilities or living expenses.
 
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i already have about 10k saved up atm
i’ll work a job and keep doing crypto stuff on the side for a quick few thousand
I got $6.5k total in my bank account, nigga :lul:
 
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My consult is in 10 days. I'm stoked to go under in March. Crazy shit
 
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i hate to say it but surgery is the only thing keeping me together at this point. I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired it'll only be about time when i can fix my major flaws.
 
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