cars are for jesters

yussimania

yussimania

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if you're around the ages of 18-30 I will assume you don't have much savings or money: buying a car when you're a genuine candidate for surgery is the ultimate jester move.

the second you drive the car out of the garage or driveway it depreciates. Whereas spending that money on surgery that you NEED will be permanent and a huge investment into your life - more IOIs, slays, respect. Even if you have to take public transport for a few more years it's not deep, cars end up running more expensive with fuel and maintenance of parts so you're basically boarding up a sinking ship.
 
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high iq. cars are such a retarded investment if you can even call it that, i cringe at those dumbass faggots who treat cars like their baby. any tiny scratch or dimple sets them off, and they get mad if people touch the paintjob. i don't give a single fuck about cars, it's just a tool to take me from point a to b. you could shit and piss on it i don't care.
 
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if you're around the ages of 18-30 I will assume you don't have much savings or money: buying a car when you're a genuine candidate for surgery is the ultimate jester move.

the second you drive the car out of the garage or driveway it depreciates. Whereas spending that money on surgery that you NEED will be permanent and a huge investment into your life - more IOIs, slays, respect. Even if you have to take public transport for a few more years it's not deep, cars end up running more expensive with fuel and maintenance of parts so you're basically boarding up a sinking ship.
But my car is loud so women will like me obviously
 
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my entire friend group is obsessed with cars and it bothers me sm man

one of my friends works like 30 hours a week carying food at a hospital just to pay off his mercedes when he could've easily bought reta and an osteotomy of some sort(he's obese)
 
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Its like seeing slavery when i see 500 people in trafic like just dont use a car and you wont have to wait 5 hours to get home
 
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Its like seeing slavery when i see 500 people in trafic like just dont use a car and you wont have to wait 5 hours to get home
at the same time when you have a car you aint gotta wait for public transport and you can go anywhere
 
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at the same time when you have a car you aint gotta wait for public transport and you can go anywhere
Yeah but it costs so much like for everything about it
 
if you're around the ages of 18-30 I will assume you don't have much savings or money: buying a car when you're a genuine candidate for surgery is the ultimate jester move.

the second you drive the car out of the garage or driveway it depreciates. Whereas spending that money on surgery that you NEED will be permanent and a huge investment into your life - more IOIs, slays, respect. Even if you have to take public transport for a few more years it's not deep, cars end up running more expensive with fuel and maintenance of parts so you're basically boarding up a sinking ship.
Cars are cool asf @asdvek thoughts?
 
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Yea bro just take the bus like a fucking broke ass bum
 
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