sanguine
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1/ Alright, buckle up. It’s time to address the final boss of delulu: @catboy09 formerly known as @epic09 on lookmsax.org (yes, the same guy).
This man woke up one day and said “bone structure? Nah. Mewing? For normies. I’m ascending via cat ears and copium.”
2/ Bro went from “epic” to “catboy” faster than a PSL god loses his hairline. One day posting about hunter eyes and forward growth, next day purring in the replies with anime pfp energy. The glowdown was nuclear. JFL.
3/ Looksmax.org archives don’t lie. Dude had 7k+ posts arguing about “prettyboy vs hypermasc” while secretly collecting thigh highs in the background. The duality of man. Or should I say… duality of meowman.
4/ @catboy09 if you’re reading this: touch grass (not the catnip kind). Your jaw is recessed, your frame is twinkmaxxed, and your personality is 90% “nya~”. Even the BBC thread mogged you.
5/ We get it. You saw one femboy get 10k likes and thought “this is my ticket out of subhuman”. Newsflash: the mirror doesn’t lie, and neither does the side profile. Stay catboy09. Never change (you physically can’t).
6/ To all the aspiring catboys in the replies: this is your warning. Don’t let the e-girl DMs fool you. One day you’re debating ramus length, the next you’re commissioning furry art. The pipeline is real.
End thread. Rate my troll or I’ll start posting your old forum quotes.
This man woke up one day and said “bone structure? Nah. Mewing? For normies. I’m ascending via cat ears and copium.”
2/ Bro went from “epic” to “catboy” faster than a PSL god loses his hairline. One day posting about hunter eyes and forward growth, next day purring in the replies with anime pfp energy. The glowdown was nuclear. JFL.
3/ Looksmax.org archives don’t lie. Dude had 7k+ posts arguing about “prettyboy vs hypermasc” while secretly collecting thigh highs in the background. The duality of man. Or should I say… duality of meowman.
4/ @catboy09 if you’re reading this: touch grass (not the catnip kind). Your jaw is recessed, your frame is twinkmaxxed, and your personality is 90% “nya~”. Even the BBC thread mogged you.
5/ We get it. You saw one femboy get 10k likes and thought “this is my ticket out of subhuman”. Newsflash: the mirror doesn’t lie, and neither does the side profile. Stay catboy09. Never change (you physically can’t).
6/ To all the aspiring catboys in the replies: this is your warning. Don’t let the e-girl DMs fool you. One day you’re debating ramus length, the next you’re commissioning furry art. The pipeline is real.
End thread. Rate my troll or I’ll start posting your old forum quotes.
