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was walking back from the beach to the hotel solo on some side quest shit and a group of smokeshow blondes with british accents were like "helloooo😍😍" when my 235lb lean 6'5.5 robust frame and north atlantid Chadlite face walked by:feelshah::feelshah:
 
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Tales from Dartmouth
 
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>blond
>british
one of these are true, not both
 
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Out of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
 
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was walking back from the beach to the hotel solo on some side quest shit and a group of smokeshow blondes with british accents were like "helloooo😍😍" when my 235lb lean 6'5.5 robust frame and north atlantid Chadlite face walked by:feelshah::feelshah:
Your robust pretty boy appeal made their heads turn
 
I’m so sick of coming on to offtopic and knowing there’s Donna be some Indian writing his fucking wattpad fanfic about some blonde white girl who would accuse him of SA if she saw him irl
 
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I’m so sick of coming on to offtopic and knowing there’s Donna be some Indian writing his fucking wattpad fanfic about some blonde white girl who would accuse him of SA if she saw him irl
I enjoy reading the tales, it’s quite funny
 
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I’m so sick of coming on to offtopic and knowing there’s Donna be some Indian writing his fucking wattpad fanfic about some blonde white girl who would accuse him of SA if she saw him irl
yo, aren't you like 30... i thought you left this forum like a year ago
 
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bump idiots
 
I’m so sick of coming on to offtopic and knowing there’s Donna be some Indian writing his fucking wattpad fanfic about some blonde white girl who would accuse him of SA if she saw him irl
im not indian. also like 20 out of my 30 kills are blonde smokes so kys
 
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life is easy if you are an anglo SSaxon

hes literally english though
I guess if your chinese takeaway makes good enough food, you are deemed as an english citizen
 
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was walking back from the beach to the hotel solo on some side quest shit and a group of smokeshow blondes with british accents were like "helloooo😍😍" when my 235lb lean 6'5.5 robust frame and north atlantid Chadlite face walked by:feelshah::feelshah:
Schizoid off meds
 
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was walking back from the beach to the hotel solo on some side quest shit and a group of smokeshow blondes with british accents were like "helloooo😍😍" when my 235lb lean 6'5.5 robust frame and north atlantid Chadlite face walked by:feelshah::feelshah:
tales and do you ever stop larping?
 
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was walking back from the beach to the hotel solo on some side quest shit and a group of smokeshow blondes with british accents were like "helloooo😍😍" when my 235lb lean 6'5.5 robust frame and north atlantid Chadlite face walked by:feelshah::feelshah:
schizo ramblings
 
british ppl are literally the second most light haired group after nords jfl
Western Russians are 2nd place tbh. But yeah the English/scots are the 3rd most light haired even more than other germanics excluding Scandis

The English/scots are light haired. The Welsh aren’t
 
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ethnic indiababble
 
Western Russians are 2nd place tbh. But yeah the English/scots are the 3rd most light haired even more than other germanics excluding Scandis

The English/scots are light haired. The Welsh aren’t
I wouldn't say all Western Russians, if you mean North West Russians, than they probably edge out the British people or at least on par with them, but Central Russians are not lighter than the British.
The Welsh aren’t
How come the Welsh are so swarthy? @Former Shortcel
 
average evening stroll for a desiboy.
 
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was walking back from the beach to the hotel solo on some side quest shit and a group of smokeshow blondes with british accents were like "helloooo😍😍" when my 235lb lean 6'5.5 robust frame and north atlantid Chadlite face walked by:feelshah::feelshah:
you from austin tx?
 

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