Cats are alpha, dogs are beta

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Cats are fearless and rarely shy away from a fight. - Dogs bark pointlessly from a distance and as soon as some other animal attacks, they tuck their tail and run away.
Cats are extremely resourceful and don't depend on people in the slightest. - Dogs wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for humans.
Cats are ferocious hunters and can easily survive on their own as long as necessary. - Dogs don't even hunt and if it wasn't for humans feeding them, they would've died off thousands of years ago.
Cats are only loyal when it suits them. They aren't needy at all. They are chill as fuck. - Dogs are extremely needy and will be loyal for life in exchange for a piece of stale bread.
Cats are agile, fast, inquisitive and all their moves are deeply calculated. - Dogs can't jump, climb trees or think 10 seconds ahead. They are easy prey.
Cats are cold blooded murderers. - Dogs are timid and submissive toys for little kids.
 
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yes but women fuck dogs not cats
 
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Women would rather fuck a pit bull than an incel
its because dogs have big dicks that mog the average human and all cats brutal dickpill again
 
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cats are the best LDAR partners tbh
 
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din red but t. foid
 
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Look at this fearless little warrior. This is awe inspiring. Let's see a dog do this (lol)

 
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*cats are sigma
 
Dogs mog cats
 
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pretty legit. i used to squint and clench fraud around my cat but then i realised unlike sluts cats arent shallow and love you unconditionally
 
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cats are the best LDAR partners tbh
lap dogs mog mog mog tbh, but i need an LDAR partner myself bro i want a small dog so bad
 
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lap dogs mog mog mog tbh, but i need an LDAR partner myself bro i want a small dog so bad
I like dogs but I prefer cats. My grandma had a corgi and I loved him so it depends tbh.
 
I like dogs but I prefer cats. My grandma had a corgi and I loved him so it depends tbh.
i am 100% sure a small pet to spend all day with would help
 
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Look at this fearless little warrior. This is awe inspiring. Let's see a dog do this (lol)



these people think its hilarious until the wild animal gets over the natural fear stemming from the unknown and eats the fucking pet. then its all waaaaah how could this happen!!!

that happened with these retards in australia who thought it was so cute and funny how their dog would chase crocodiles away...until it didnt:
 
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these people think its hilarious until the wild animal gets over the natural fear stemming from the unknown and eats the fucking pet. then its all waaaaah how could this happen!!!



that happened with these retards in australia who thought it was so cute and funny how their dog would chase crocodiles away...until it didnt:




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the screaming roastie was the cherry on top of this wonderful video...a yapping rat dog gets croc-pwned while an imbecilic coont screeches in anguish...very satisfying
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Thats right these dog cunts cant do shit.
 
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There are no good dog owners. I don’t care who the fuck you are. Did you know even when you disgustingly pick up your mutts pile of shit, there is still remaining poop on the ground? And their piss just fucking soaks there? This is awful for the planet. Could you imagine if there was a ground of people who all shit and pissed everywhere, attacked innocent people, and ran around screaming? They would be locked up in a jail or mental hospital. So how is ok for a dog to do this? I do not fucking understand. Even dog owners that clean their homes, your filthy houses still smell like a dogs dirty shit covered ass, and everyone who enters your home can smell it. If you let your dog lick your face you are a disgusting freak and you have mental problems. That tongue that gives you meaningless and disease ridden “kisses” is the same tongue that licks its crotch, eats it own and other animals shit, and will eat its own throw up(I’ve seen many dogs do this). Nobody wants your dog in public places. It makes you look fucking stupid because you are. Maybe if you didn’t have a filthy beast you would be able to bring a friend to public places, but because you are so mentally retarded you can’t hold normal human connections so you have to get an animal just as retarded as you so you can manipulate it into being your little pathetic slave that you drag around because you know you’ll never have anyone else that can deal with your absolute craziness. You dog owners are so insecure and empty that you need this brainless dog to give you fake love and affection. Having a dog isn’t a fucking personality trait. It only shows that you have underlying severe mental problems and you belong locked up in a mental hospital. Maybe if you had some sort of hobby, activity, friend group, or purpose in life you wouldn’t need a dog to fill the void. Dog owners are pathetic and I hate them all. Every single one just as disgusting as the other. You all are ruining the planet and annoying everybody. You leave poop all around town and pollute the air with the sound of your shit beast meaningless screaming because it doesn’t have enough chromosomes in it’s tiny little messed up brain to even know any better. Get a life.
 
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There are no good dog owners. I don’t care who the fuck you are. Did you know even when you disgustingly pick up your mutts pile of shit, there is still remaining poop on the ground? And their piss just fucking soaks there? This is awful for the planet. Could you imagine if there was a ground of people who all shit and pissed everywhere, attacked innocent people, and ran around screaming? They would be locked up in a jail or mental hospital. So how is ok for a dog to do this? I do not fucking understand. Even dog owners that clean their homes, your filthy houses still smell like a dogs dirty shit covered ass, and everyone who enters your home can smell it. If you let your dog lick your face you are a disgusting freak and you have mental problems. That tongue that gives you meaningless and disease ridden “kisses” is the same tongue that licks its crotch, eats it own and other animals shit, and will eat its own throw up(I’ve seen many dogs do this). Nobody wants your dog in public places. It makes you look fucking stupid because you are. Maybe if you didn’t have a filthy beast you would be able to bring a friend to public places, but because you are so mentally retarded you can’t hold normal human connections so you have to get an animal just as retarded as you so you can manipulate it into being your little pathetic slave that you drag around because you know you’ll never have anyone else that can deal with your absolute craziness. You dog owners are so insecure and empty that you need this brainless dog to give you fake love and affection. Having a dog isn’t a fucking personality trait. It only shows that you have underlying severe mental problems and you belong locked up in a mental hospital. Maybe if you had some sort of hobby, activity, friend group, or purpose in life you wouldn’t need a dog to fill the void. Dog owners are pathetic and I hate them all. Every single one just as disgusting as the other. You all are ruining the planet and annoying everybody. You leave poop all around town and pollute the air with the sound of your shit beast meaningless screaming because it doesn’t have enough chromosomes in it’s tiny little messed up brain to even know any better. Get a life.
dnt red lel
 
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nkiller whales are apex predators CROCS TOO
 

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