Cats are truly majestic creatures sent from the heavens as gifts

[Mecha-Man]

I love my cat with all my heart. She's so small, so sweet, so fluffy, so soft. I feed her a mixture of the finest wet food and dry food, so she can experience the cuisineful taste but also the dry crunch. I share my own food with her to treat her. I let her sleep where she pleases. She's such a good girl, always going potty where she's supposed to. When I feel like I need stress relief I squeeze her and twist her limbs. Her squeal is so high pitched, music to my ears.

Oh out of nowhere she just jumped on me as in writing this. And she came to suckle on the blanket. She is such a baby, I hope she never grows out of it.

Our connection and bond is deep and unbreakable. Her hissing always makes me laugh. I am just built different. I am a man who does not fear what is known. I have physical dominance over this divine creature. She knows that my belly rubs are not optional, my loves and kisses are unavoidable, and that in my household I make the rules. But she dominates me emotionally, with her beautiful eyes of submission, the eyes that say "You are my king, my world, I make a small piece of your life, but to me you are my everything, and I will endure all just so that you may feed me delicious treats."

Yes my love, I shall feed you, and tomorrow, I shall buy you more food. My darling feline soulmate.

 

[ethnic_coper67]

I love my cat with all my heart. She's so small, so sweet, so fluffy, so soft. I feed her a mixture of the finest wet food and dry food, so she can experience the cuisineful taste but also the dry crunch. I share my own food with her to treat her. I let her sleep where she pleases. She's such a good girl, always going potty where she's supposed to. When I feel like I need stress relief I squeeze her and twist her limbs. Her squeal is so high pitched, music to my ears.

Oh out of nowhere she just jumped on me as in writing this. And she came to suckle on the blanket. She is such a baby, I hope she never grows out of it.

Our connection and bond is deep and unbreakable. Her hissing always makes me laugh. I am just built different. I am a man who does not fear what is known. I have physical dominance over this divine creature. She knows that my belly rubs are not optional, my loves and kisses are unavoidable, and that in my household I make the rules. But she dominates me emotionally, with her beautiful eyes of submission, the eyes that say "You are my king, my world, I make a small piece of your life, but to me you are my everything, and I will endure all just so that you may feed me delicious treats."

Yes my love, I shall feed you, and tomorrow, I shall buy you more food. My darling feline soulmate.

real shit. Their purrs literally heal you and you can feel it

 

[Mansur]

Her hissing always makes me laugh

 

[DysgenicArtery]

I love my cat with all my heart. She's so small, so sweet, so fluffy, so soft. I feed her a mixture of the finest wet food and dry food, so she can experience the cuisineful taste but also the dry crunch. I share my own food with her to treat her. I let her sleep where she pleases. She's such a good girl, always going potty where she's supposed to. When I feel like I need stress relief I squeeze her and twist her limbs. Her squeal is so high pitched, music to my ears.

Oh out of nowhere she just jumped on me as in writing this. And she came to suckle on the blanket. She is such a baby, I hope she never grows out of it.

Our connection and bond is deep and unbreakable. Her hissing always makes me laugh. I am just built different. I am a man who does not fear what is known. I have physical dominance over this divine creature. She knows that my belly rubs are not optional, my loves and kisses are unavoidable, and that in my household I make the rules. But she dominates me emotionally, with her beautiful eyes of submission, the eyes that say "You are my king, my world, I make a small piece of your life, but to me you are my everything, and I will endure all just so that you may feed me delicious treats."

Yes my love, I shall feed you, and tomorrow, I shall buy you more food. My darling feline soulmate.

Cats are demons sent up from hell by god to punish humanity

 

[Junbae]

ye they're cute and make great companions

dogs shaped like wolves have aura too though

 

[SPAM]

YUS

 

[Mecha-Man]

ye they're cute and make great companions

dogs shaped like wolves have aura too though

I like dogs less because they bark a lot and don't always go potty where they're supposed to. Id honestly probably kill my dog if I had one after the fourth or 5th time it peed on the carpet. I'd just lose my shit.

If it wasn't for that I'd love dogs all the same.

 

[Matt Fat]

When I feel like I need stress relief I squeeze her and twist her limbs. Her squeal is so high pitched, music to my ears.

what

 

[Matt Fat]

Cats are demons sent up from hell by god to punish humanity

only the mean ones. I have two cats and they are nice

 

[nocajebudala]

i like all animals

 

[Junbae]

I like dogs less because they bark a lot and don't always go potty where they're supposed to. Id honestly probably kill my dog if I had one after the fourth or 5th time it peed on the carpet. I'd just lose my shit.

If it wasn't for that I'd love dogs all the same.

yeah cats already have so many built in qualities

they self groom, already potty trained, land on all feet, more pleasant sounds

but it's kinda cool that a well trained dog will literally slide for you

 

[LA_vxmpk1NG]

Ur cat is a hypergamous foid

 

[erikt7]

I love my cat with all my heart. She's so small, so sweet, so fluffy, so soft. I feed her a mixture of the finest wet food and dry food, so she can experience the cuisineful taste but also the dry crunch. I share my own food with her to treat her. I let her sleep where she pleases. She's such a good girl, always going potty where she's supposed to. When I feel like I need stress relief I squeeze her and twist her limbs. Her squeal is so high pitched, music to my ears.

Oh out of nowhere she just jumped on me as in writing this. And she came to suckle on the blanket. She is such a baby, I hope she never grows out of it.

Our connection and bond is deep and unbreakable. Her hissing always makes me laugh. I am just built different. I am a man who does not fear what is known. I have physical dominance over this divine creature. She knows that my belly rubs are not optional, my loves and kisses are unavoidable, and that in my household I make the rules. But she dominates me emotionally, with her beautiful eyes of submission, the eyes that say "You are my king, my world, I make a small piece of your life, but to me you are my everything, and I will endure all just so that you may feed me delicious treats."

Yes my love, I shall feed you, and tomorrow, I shall buy you more food. My darling feline soulmate.

The best part about cats is how tight they are I meant like they’re so chill dawg they’re tight with you bro like a homie

 

[nuclear.schizo]

I love my cat with all my heart. She's so small, so sweet, so fluffy, so soft. I feed her a mixture of the finest wet food and dry food, so she can experience the cuisineful taste but also the dry crunch. I share my own food with her to treat her. I let her sleep where she pleases. She's such a good girl, always going potty where she's supposed to. When I feel like I need stress relief I squeeze her and twist her limbs. Her squeal is so high pitched, music to my ears.

Oh out of nowhere she just jumped on me as in writing this. And she came to suckle on the blanket. She is such a baby, I hope she never grows out of it.

Our connection and bond is deep and unbreakable. Her hissing always makes me laugh. I am just built different. I am a man who does not fear what is known. I have physical dominance over this divine creature. She knows that my belly rubs are not optional, my loves and kisses are unavoidable, and that in my household I make the rules. But she dominates me emotionally, with her beautiful eyes of submission, the eyes that say "You are my king, my world, I make a small piece of your life, but to me you are my everything, and I will endure all just so that you may feed me delicious treats."

Yes my love, I shall feed you, and tomorrow, I shall buy you more food. My darling feline soulmate.

I fucking adore my cat, to me her life is genuinely more worthy than most humans lives

 

[Mecha-Man]

only the mean ones. I have two cats and they are nice

My dominant presence and behavior would domesticate any cat into an angel.

 

[Matt Fat]

I love my cat with all my heart. She's so small, so sweet, so fluffy, so soft. I feed her a mixture of the finest wet food and dry food, so she can experience the cuisineful taste but also the dry crunch. I share my own food with her to treat her. I let her sleep where she pleases. She's such a good girl, always going potty where she's supposed to. When I feel like I need stress relief I squeeze her and twist her limbs. Her squeal is so high pitched, music to my ears.

Oh out of nowhere she just jumped on me as in writing this. And she came to suckle on the blanket. She is such a baby, I hope she never grows out of it.

Our connection and bond is deep and unbreakable. Her hissing always makes me laugh. I am just built different. I am a man who does not fear what is known. I have physical dominance over this divine creature. She knows that my belly rubs are not optional, my loves and kisses are unavoidable, and that in my household I make the rules. But she dominates me emotionally, with her beautiful eyes of submission, the eyes that say "You are my king, my world, I make a small piece of your life, but to me you are my everything, and I will endure all just so that you may feed me delicious treats."

Yes my love, I shall feed you, and tomorrow, I shall buy you more food. My darling feline soulmate.

My dominant presence and behavior would domesticate any cat into an angel.

you gotta kill yourself

 

[Mecha-Man]

I fucking adore my cat, to me her life is genuinely more worthy than most humans lives

I love her facial expression. The expression of "He's my owner but like, I don't really know him"

Oh darling one, you must be part of this magnificent photo

 

[Mecha-Man]

you gotta kill yourself

Too many fat cells in your neurons

 

[Mecha-Man]

Ur cat is a hypergamous foid

I shoo away all the male cats that show up at our doorstep

 

[nuclear.schizo]

I love her facial expression. The expression of "He's my owner but like, I don't really know him"

Oh darling one, you must be part of this magnificent photo

This made me giggle

 

[Matt Fat]

Too many fat cells in your neurons

I'm not fat.

I shoo away all the male cats that show up at our doorstep

my cats mogs your cat

 

[Matt Fat]

Too many fat cells in your neurons

i'm not fat. Stop hurting your cat. what country are you from

 

[Mecha-Man]

This made me giggle

These creatures will be worshipped as divine deities on the throne and they won't be allowed to leave until all rituals are completed successfully.

 

[Junbae]

These creatures will be worshipped as divine deities on the throne and they won't be allowed to leave until all rituals are completed successfully.

cats are blessed by allah

 

[nuclear.schizo]

These creatures will be worshipped as divine deities on the throne and they won't be allowed to leave until all rituals are completed successfully.

I wonder if an ancient civilization that once existed and we know nothing about worshipped cats

 

[GoodLittleFoidBoy]

Cats are demons sent up from hell by god to punish humanity

if cats are from hell I’m a sinner

 

[Mecha-Man]

cats are blessed by allah

You know what else is blessed?



These fucking titties. Talk to me like you're here and give me orders hnnnng

 

[GoodLittleFoidBoy]

I love my cat with all my heart. She's so small, so sweet, so fluffy, so soft. I feed her a mixture of the finest wet food and dry food, so she can experience the cuisineful taste but also the dry crunch. I share my own food with her to treat her. I let her sleep where she pleases. She's such a good girl, always going potty where she's supposed to. When I feel like I need stress relief I squeeze her and twist her limbs. Her squeal is so high pitched, music to my ears.

Oh out of nowhere she just jumped on me as in writing this. And she came to suckle on the blanket. She is such a baby, I hope she never grows out of it.

Our connection and bond is deep and unbreakable. Her hissing always makes me laugh. I am just built different. I am a man who does not fear what is known. I have physical dominance over this divine creature. She knows that my belly rubs are not optional, my loves and kisses are unavoidable, and that in my household I make the rules. But she dominates me emotionally, with her beautiful eyes of submission, the eyes that say "You are my king, my world, I make a small piece of your life, but to me you are my everything, and I will endure all just so that you may feed me delicious treats."

Yes my love, I shall feed you, and tomorrow, I shall buy you more food. My darling feline soulmate.

I always spend a lot of money so I can feed stray cats that look way too skinny

 

[Mecha-Man]

I wonder if an ancient civilization that once existed and we know nothing about worshipped cats

Well we know Egypt worshipped cats but they're not unknown.

 

[GoodLittleFoidBoy]

I wonder if an ancient civilization that once existed and we know nothing about worshipped cats

Pretty sure they knew about all the planets in the solar system aswell despite having no good technology

 

[Mecha-Man]

I always spend a lot of money so I can feed stray cats that look way too skinny

I avoid doing this cuz they end up breeding and then fighting and fighting and killing each other for territory.

 

[GoodLittleFoidBoy]

I avoid doing this cuz they end up breeding and then fighting and fighting and killing each other for territory.

My cats r really territorial so I always avoid letting other cats in my house, only one cat has been doing this recently and it’s a cute black cat I suspected of being abused since its body language was obviously a sign of abuse, he’s really comfortable now I only worry about when I’m gone for the week for Halloween he’ll get killed since he’s a black cat

 

[neurodivergent]

Yes my love

My darling feline soulmate.

I have physical dominance over this divine creature.

her beautiful eyes of submission, the eyes that say "You are my king, my world, I make a small piece of your life, but to me you are my everything

She's such a good girl, always going potty where she's supposed to. When I feel like I need stress relief I squeeze her and twist her limbs. Her squeal is so high pitched, music to my ears.