Celebrities claim to be withhold balding cure.

[Mr manlet]

Cabal Of Handsome Male Celebrities Agrees To Continue Withholding Baldness Cure From Public And Jude Law

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION—Upholding the promise they made so many years ago, a cabal of handsome male celebrities agreed Friday to continue withholding the cure to baldness from both the public and actor Jude Law. “To date, neither the public at large nor Law have demonstrated themselves as being...

entertainment.theonion.com

Wouldn't be surprised if it's a load of shit but it's hilarious still.

I rate they just say use dutasteride as Dwayne Johnson refused to use their cure, I assume a guy like him wouldn't want to mess with his masculinity.

 

[IndianJock]

I have some ideas.

 

[SixFootManlet]

>falling for an obvious satire site
>falling for a satire site that has existed since the 1990's

Son, it's over for your IQ.

 

[Drugs]

You are utterly retarded

 

[LordNorwood]

Idk who is trolling who in this thread ngl