celebs and their dads

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all of them came out mediocre tbh
 
Then there's Liv Tyler and Steven Tyler.
 
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is it just me or did they all gain a semitic slant? they must have to let the jews cuck them in exchange for fame
 
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Then there's Liv Tyler and Steven Tyler.
holy fuck is the manlet on the right his son? :feelsrope:

Steven tyler kids 5f8428f0e6334671a9649cd22fc457c0
 
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finding out don johnson is dakota johnson’s father was unsettling and so was finding out hailey bieber was a nepo baby. also johnny depps daughter is a fogger
 
is it just me or did they all gain a semitic slant? they must have to let the jews cuck them in exchange for fame
All celebs seem to breed uglier offspring for some reason. You'd think with all the money and stress free lifestyle they'd make beautiful children but no some of them even look somewhat deformed like apple martin
 
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finding out don johnson is dakota johnson’s father was unsettling and so was finding out hailey bieber was a nepo baby. also johnny depps daughter is a fogger
hailey bieber's dad looks scary as fuck. what the fuck is that midface
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All celebs seem to breed uglier offspring for some reason. You'd think with all the money and stress free lifestyle they'd make beautiful children but no some of them even look somewhat deformed like apple martin
drugs
 
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All celebs seem to breed uglier offspring for some reason. You'd think with all the money and stress free lifestyle they'd make beautiful children but no some of them even look somewhat deformed like apple martin
I think celebs are the height of their generational potential. They have to earn their place and rise to the top, so their genetic material is more "tense" if you think about it. Much like a body goes AFTER a stressful situation into sickness to rest after overload, maybe the genetic offspring works the same way.

Think of it like squinting for your entire life to have hunter eyes. You are more attractive because you are pushing yourself. But when you have a son, now he has bug eyes because the "genes" needs to rest and recharge.

Obviously a stupid and oversimplified analogy, but I am ROUGHLY SPEAKING.
 
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Yeah. Drugs kinda achieve the same effect and makes for a better case. Drugs make you öore resistant to stress, so you can push yourself more. That goes for looks too.
 
I think celebs are the height of their generational potential. They have to earn their place and rise to the top, so their genetic material is more "tense" if you think about it. Much like a body goes AFTER a stressful situation into sickness to rest after overload, maybe the genetic offspring works the same way.

Think of it like squinting for your entire life to have hunter eyes. You are more attractive because you are pushing yourself. But when you have a son, now he has bug eyes because the "genes" needs to rest and recharge.

Obviously a stupid and oversimplified analogy, but I am ROUGHLY SPEAKING.
nah that's a very far-fetched explanation. A lot of them have good genes tbh compared to the average population, i think it's more to do with drugs tbh I mean look at rob lowe very gl guy (who admitted to using finasteride very early on) and look at his sons, his sperm quality got ravaged and now his sons have to pay the price
 
Imagine being ugly and also being called "apple"
 
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finding out don johnson is dakota johnson’s father was unsettling and so was finding out hailey bieber was a nepo baby. also johnny depps daughter is a fogger
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nah that's a very far-fetched explanation. A lot of them have good genes tbh compared to the average population, i think it's more to do with drugs tbh I mean look at rob lowe very gl guy (who admitted to using finasteride very early on) and look at his sons, his sperm quality got ravaged and now his sons have to pay the price
Yes exactly. See my second post. Drugs make a person bodily achieve that, except x10 times more. They make you overload a certain part of your body (like an organ) and relaxes other parts. You feel good cause it also numbs the said organ. You don't feel the bad effects but feel the good effects. That's why they're so addictive probably.
 
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zoe kravitz has insane bones
 
Yes exactly. See my second post. Drugs make a person bodily achieve that, except x10 times more. They make you overload a certain part of your body (like an organ) and relaxes other parts. You feel good cause it also numbs the said organ. You don't feel the bad effects but feel the good effects. That's why they're so addictive probably.
just don't become a celeb theory I'd rather be a wageslave than come out deformed
 
just don't become a celeb theory I'd rather be a wageslave than come out deformed
Lol that's a cucked thinking though. If you're gonna be a wageslave, you and your kids are gonna be deformed anyway.
 
Lol that's a cucked thinking though. If you're gonna be a wageslave, you and your kids are gonna be deformed anyway.
lol speak for yourself I'm highly resilient to stress, you on the other hand is expired/done for in all likelihood
 
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All celebs seem to breed uglier offspring for some reason. You'd think with all the money and stress free lifestyle they'd make beautiful children but no some of them even look somewhat deformed like apple martin

Quite all of these celebs look deformed to me, they are simply low PSL. Only Zoë Kravitz mogs:

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lol speak for yourself I'm highly resilient to stress, you on the other hand is expired/done for in all likelihood
Lol what? :feelskek: You're just an abused dog and will likely remain such for the rest of your life.
 
Lol what? You're just an abused dog and will likely remain such for the rest of your life.
god damn you sure like to argue a lot. Get your estrogen checked and stop posting on my threads faggot
 
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god damn you sure like to argue a lot. Get your estrogen checked and stop posting on my threads faggot
This time you started it faggot. I had to put you in your place.
 

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