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during one of my low dopamine episodes i hit my friend up and we downloaded wizz (friend making apps) and as soon as i made a profile i got like 20 matches in the first minute (the amount of fat black women were crazy)
I want to say this first:
yes this is autistically written
yes i am a zoomercel
no this is not larp
yes im not sober while writing this.
alot of fucking effort went into the preparation of catfishing. I had to make a new snapchat account and me and my friend sent 10s of thousands of snaps to increase our snap score and make it pretty believable also had to make a public profile on the snap and put snaps in there too
anyways...
I chadfished for 4 months on 2 girls and they still know it wasnt chad
-girl 1
race: white
height: 5'2
weight: est 110?
striking features: nice shaped ass, cute perky tits and diamond-like eyes
kinda looks like this
not actually her
literally so funny i tricked this gullible bitch for 4 months and this proves how fucking slow they are. I called her often talking all sexually, me fapping on call even several times nutting to her on call
around the 4th day of us talking online she sent a video of her on her knees begging fully fucking naked for us to meet and saying she wanted my dick and wanted to fuck me (still have it saved prolly gonna leak)
she sent in total 147 nudes all in live snaps and not saved from camera roll (any oldcels here this means that she probably didnt send it to others) and i made fun of most of them because the way she posed trying to impressed me was so retarded
i have her families information so technically i could just blackmail her for more but i dont think its worth my time bc shes already suffering from the loss of chad (so sad)
girl 2-
race - white
height: 5'7
weight: no fucking clue
striking features: fat ass, fat titties and literally built for dick
looks like this
this girl was actually different as fuck and she made me feel hella in love for some reason and i almost wanted to reveal myself bc she made me feel so special but that would be a very autistic decision and would end up in getting humilated
she had a very low snapscore (for oldcels this means she hasnt talked to much people) so many she was autistic or didnt talk to much people who knows
she loved my name alot and after a week of talking to me she literally wrote it all over her body like she was in a fucking cult funny shit tbh and even funnier it was my real name which i obviously had to larp like i pulled that to my friends
we called some but mostly texted bc i was talking to the other girl
and couldnt bother. we sent voice notes though and she said my voice was really nice and even said she would probably nut to my voice lmao
i will probably do this again because this shit was way too good to let go and be a one time thing
side info:
-only if you have a voice halo you can do what i did
you have to have some kind of attractive body or something to make her believe its you
-low body fat
-abs
etc.
I normally can just send shirtless ab pics but also got some dark pics online, made it into a snapchat sticker and it was pretty believable because it doesnt show you its a sticker
in reality the guy i used for chadfishing was in reality more like a chadlite
tldr: i make profile with good looking guy she give me dopamine from nudes n calls
I want to say this first:
yes this is autistically written
yes i am a zoomercel
no this is not larp
yes im not sober while writing this.
alot of fucking effort went into the preparation of catfishing. I had to make a new snapchat account and me and my friend sent 10s of thousands of snaps to increase our snap score and make it pretty believable also had to make a public profile on the snap and put snaps in there too
anyways...
I chadfished for 4 months on 2 girls and they still know it wasnt chad
-girl 1
race: white
height: 5'2
weight: est 110?
striking features: nice shaped ass, cute perky tits and diamond-like eyes
kinda looks like this
not actually her
literally so funny i tricked this gullible bitch for 4 months and this proves how fucking slow they are. I called her often talking all sexually, me fapping on call even several times nutting to her on call
around the 4th day of us talking online she sent a video of her on her knees begging fully fucking naked for us to meet and saying she wanted my dick and wanted to fuck me (still have it saved prolly gonna leak)
she sent in total 147 nudes all in live snaps and not saved from camera roll (any oldcels here this means that she probably didnt send it to others) and i made fun of most of them because the way she posed trying to impressed me was so retarded
i have her families information so technically i could just blackmail her for more but i dont think its worth my time bc shes already suffering from the loss of chad (so sad)
girl 2-
race - white
height: 5'7
weight: no fucking clue
striking features: fat ass, fat titties and literally built for dick
looks like this
this girl was actually different as fuck and she made me feel hella in love for some reason and i almost wanted to reveal myself bc she made me feel so special but that would be a very autistic decision and would end up in getting humilated
she had a very low snapscore (for oldcels this means she hasnt talked to much people) so many she was autistic or didnt talk to much people who knows
she loved my name alot and after a week of talking to me she literally wrote it all over her body like she was in a fucking cult funny shit tbh and even funnier it was my real name which i obviously had to larp like i pulled that to my friends
we called some but mostly texted bc i was talking to the other girl
and couldnt bother. we sent voice notes though and she said my voice was really nice and even said she would probably nut to my voice lmao
i will probably do this again because this shit was way too good to let go and be a one time thing
side info:
-only if you have a voice halo you can do what i did
you have to have some kind of attractive body or something to make her believe its you
-low body fat
-abs
etc.
I normally can just send shirtless ab pics but also got some dark pics online, made it into a snapchat sticker and it was pretty believable because it doesnt show you its a sticker
in reality the guy i used for chadfishing was in reality more like a chadlite
tldr: i make profile with good looking guy she give me dopamine from nudes n calls