TrueNateJacobs
I just want to be beautiful
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Imagine just being a fucking jbw tall chad like jacob elordi.
That fucking nigger probably slayed so many jbs when he was in highschool.
It’s not even funny.
You know how sometimes you think about something so absurd that it becomes funny?
This is the opposite.
I just feel sad when I think about how much they slay.
Like why is that even allowed????
He literally wouldn’t even have had to try..
Big tiddy jbs would’ve just been throwing themselves at him..
As an 6’ft mtn, I’ve slayed(made out with) my fair share of girls, but with every single girl, I had to spit game and be charismatic etc.
I imagine for a 6’5 chad like jacob it would be as simple as a glance, and then a smile, then boom, you’re dry humping a jb stacy in the middle of a house party.
So annoying.
Does anyone have any stories of chads in action. Any that you’ve heard or personally witnessed?
That fucking nigger probably slayed so many jbs when he was in highschool.
It’s not even funny.
You know how sometimes you think about something so absurd that it becomes funny?
This is the opposite.
I just feel sad when I think about how much they slay.
Like why is that even allowed????
He literally wouldn’t even have had to try..
Big tiddy jbs would’ve just been throwing themselves at him..
As an 6’ft mtn, I’ve slayed(made out with) my fair share of girls, but with every single girl, I had to spit game and be charismatic etc.
I imagine for a 6’5 chad like jacob it would be as simple as a glance, and then a smile, then boom, you’re dry humping a jb stacy in the middle of a house party.
So annoying.
Does anyone have any stories of chads in action. Any that you’ve heard or personally witnessed?
