Chad's life

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It's been a long day for Chad. He's woken up hungover after having a wild orgy with 4 Stacies. They've just left his house and Chad's still sitting in his underwear, thinking about which girl he's going to call over next. Although, due to his superior genetics, his hangover lasts for about 5 mins max before he's at his full physical and mental potential.

He then hears a knock on his door. He gracefully makes his way across the room, being carried by his monster, non-gymcelled quads, as his mandible remains parallel to the floor beneath him, supported by his 90 degree gonial angle.

He opens the door to find the manlet landlord staring at him with his incel bug eyes. The landlord breaks out into an instant sweat due to the severe mog he just suffered. He starts stuttering, telling Chad that he has 10 mins to leave the house, before retreating into his cave to shitpost on /fit/. Chad doesn't give a fuck because of his zero inhibition.

He gets dressed and goes outside. He's feeling hungry and wants to eat some McDonalds along a load of other high calorie, sugary shit. He knows he consumes what he likes, and remains shredded all year round. Because after all, he grew up on a farm drinking raw milk, making him robust and setting him up for life.

It's been 5 minutes and he's already been approached by several HQNP women while mogging every male in the vicinity. One incel attempted to take his picture to post online but Chad sensed this and shot him a piercing gaze, causing him to norwood on the spot.
 
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I just wonder do you all get off when you write fan fics like that? this sounds like some humiliation fetish "bruuh chad got everything so easy, he mogs me to oblivion im such a subhuman incel I should kill myself" because this is the conclusion most of the times people here make

this is insane jfl, out of all people I know I probably know just 1 or maybe 2 which lives are completely perfect and you cant nitpick even one thing and you all write shit like this like its something which happens to every single gl guy and you are the only loser who got screwed over that imagine you should actually put effort in achieving something instead of it being given to you on a silver platter like this dude who was lucky enough to be the 1 in 1m people which lives are like the script of a hollywood high school movie

inb4 dn rd cope
 
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nigga you write like a 13 year old girl on wattpad
to be fair both wattpad and .me suck chico's cock
 
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I just wonder do you all get off when you write fan fics like that? this sounds like some humiliation fetish "bruuh chad got everything so easy, he mogs me to oblivion im such a subhuman incel I should kill myself" because this is the conclusion most of the times people here make

this is insane jfl, out of all people I know I probably know just 1 or maybe 2 which lives are completely perfect and you cant nitpick even one thing and you all write shit like this like its something which happens to every single gl guy and you are the only loser who got screwed over that imagine you should actually put effort in achieving something instead of it being given to you on a silver platter like this dude who was lucky enough to be the 1 in 1m people which lives are like the script of a hollywood high school movie

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its just a funny copypasta bro
 
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It's been a long day for Chad. He's woken up hungover after having a wild orgy with 4 Stacies. They've just left his house and Chad's still sitting in his underwear, thinking about which girl he's going to call over next. Although, due to his superior genetics, his hangover lasts for about 5 mins max before he's at his full physical and mental potential.

He then hears a knock on his door. He gracefully makes his way across the room, being carried by his monster, non-gymcelled quads, as his mandible remains parallel to the floor beneath him, supported by his 90 degree gonial angle.

He opens the door to find the manlet landlord staring at him with his incel bug eyes. The landlord breaks out into an instant sweat due to the severe mog he just suffered. He starts stuttering, telling Chad that he has 10 mins to leave the house, before retreating into his cave to shitpost on /fit/. Chad doesn't give a fuck because of his zero inhibition.

He gets dressed and goes outside. He's feeling hungry and wants to eat some McDonalds along a load of other high calorie, sugary shit. He knows he consumes what he likes, and remains shredded all year round. Because after all, he grew up on a farm drinking raw milk, making him robust and setting him up for life.

It's been 5 minutes and he's already been approached by several HQNP women while mogging every male in the vicinity. One incel attempted to take his picture to post online but Chad sensed this and shot him a piercing gaze, causing him to norwood on the spot.
caged at the norwooding on the spot part
 
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I just wonder do you all get off when you write fan fics like that? this sounds like some humiliation fetish "bruuh chad got everything so easy, he mogs me to oblivion im such a subhuman incel I should kill myself" because this is the conclusion most of the times people here make

this is insane jfl, out of all people I know I probably know just 1 or maybe 2 which lives are completely perfect and you cant nitpick even one thing and you all write shit like this like its something which happens to every single gl guy and you are the only loser who got screwed over that imagine you should actually put effort in achieving something instead of it being given to you on a silver platter like this dude who was lucky enough to be the 1 in 1m people which lives are like the script of a hollywood high school movie

inb4 dn rd cope
It's because it's funny, but Op went a little over the edge this time
 
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It's been a long day for Chad. He's woken up hungover after having a wild orgy with 4 Stacies. They've just left his house and Chad's still sitting in his underwear, thinking about which girl he's going to call over next. Although, due to his superior genetics, his hangover lasts for about 5 mins max before he's at his full physical and mental potential.

He then hears a knock on his door. He gracefully makes his way across the room, being carried by his monster, non-gymcelled quads, as his mandible remains parallel to the floor beneath him, supported by his 90 degree gonial angle.

He opens the door to find the manlet landlord staring at him with his incel bug eyes. The landlord breaks out into an instant sweat due to the severe mog he just suffered. He starts stuttering, telling Chad that he has 10 mins to leave the house, before retreating into his cave to shitpost on /fit/. Chad doesn't give a fuck because of his zero inhibition.

He gets dressed and goes outside. He's feeling hungry and wants to eat some McDonalds along a load of other high calorie, sugary shit. He knows he consumes what he likes, and remains shredded all year round. Because after all, he grew up on a farm drinking raw milk, making him robust and setting him up for life.

It's been 5 minutes and he's already been approached by several HQNP women while mogging every male in the vicinity. One incel attempted to take his picture to post online but Chad sensed this and shot him a piercing gaze, causing him to norwood on the spot.
Isn’t raw milk dangerous or is that what the Jews want to make us believe?
 

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