chad's only workouts are sex

[micropenis29]

his cardio is threesomes and foursomes with your sister and her friends

his weight training is lifting your oneitis into various positions

his diet is your mother's roast beef

 

[redpilledboomer]

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[Deleted member 15069]

can confirm, im a chad

 

[Deleted member 4444]

His protein shake is his own cum

 

[Deleted member 15129]

His protein shake is his own cum

A true sigma male doesn't waste any energy. He eats that cum out of my sister to regain calories