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It's 2pm and Chad has landed at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris. He'd been planning this trip for a while now; but being such a busy man, Chad simply did not have the time until now.
As he makes his way out of the airport, he notices a tall female figure enter his peripheral vision. He catches her looking at him several times, bowing her head down in submission every time Chad makes eye contact. "wtf is she looking at. Does she know me?"
"whatever" Chad thinks to himself as he starts to make his way out of the main entrance. But as soon as he begins walking, the mysterious woman begins to follow him, breaking out into a hasty jog to catch up with Chad. She quickly passes Chad and turns to face him
"Cela peut sembler bizarre, mais tu es le plus bel homme que j'ai jamais vu." she says, flushing red with embarrassment.
"Excuse me?" Chad replies, frowning in confusion.
"Sorry" the woman says. "I thought you were French. I said you are the most handsome man I ever seen. Can I get picture of you?"
"erm... sure, okay I guess?"
Chad sits on the steps outside with hand luggage by his side, waiting for this strange encounter to be over.
She takes the picture and quickly walks away in embarrassment. Chad forgets about the whole ordeal and takes a taxi to his hotel. He drops off his luggage and decides to visit the Eiffel Tower.
Chad sets off on foot, with his hotel being within walking distance from the renown landmark, towering over every man he passes.
Chad then realises that his phone has remained in airplane mode since the flight's departure. He quickly pulls it out and connects to a french network. He is suddenly bombarded with notifications as his phone vibrates uncontrollably.
Chad's phone had automatically connected to a wifi hotspot at the airport, with Tinder having updated his location status. Within one hour, Chad had received hundreds of likes on the dating app from desperate French women. He quickly dismisses the notifications; Chad is committed to his nofap and semen retention with no intention of relapsing during his trip.
He finally arrives at the Eiffel tower. Chad sits on the wall to soak in some sun and take in the scenery.
All of a sudden a BBC approaches Chad "Excuse me sir, do you need any sunglasses?"
Chad turns his head and glares at the manlet scam artist, with the sun casting a shadow over his eyes. Chad's monster browrdige and impressive lower third mass makes the BBC cower in fear as he apologises in his pathetic broken English accent
"I am so sorry sir, I will leave"
As he makes his way out of the airport, he notices a tall female figure enter his peripheral vision. He catches her looking at him several times, bowing her head down in submission every time Chad makes eye contact. "wtf is she looking at. Does she know me?"
"whatever" Chad thinks to himself as he starts to make his way out of the main entrance. But as soon as he begins walking, the mysterious woman begins to follow him, breaking out into a hasty jog to catch up with Chad. She quickly passes Chad and turns to face him
"Cela peut sembler bizarre, mais tu es le plus bel homme que j'ai jamais vu." she says, flushing red with embarrassment.
"Excuse me?" Chad replies, frowning in confusion.
"Sorry" the woman says. "I thought you were French. I said you are the most handsome man I ever seen. Can I get picture of you?"
"erm... sure, okay I guess?"
Chad sits on the steps outside with hand luggage by his side, waiting for this strange encounter to be over.
She takes the picture and quickly walks away in embarrassment. Chad forgets about the whole ordeal and takes a taxi to his hotel. He drops off his luggage and decides to visit the Eiffel Tower.
Chad sets off on foot, with his hotel being within walking distance from the renown landmark, towering over every man he passes.
Chad then realises that his phone has remained in airplane mode since the flight's departure. He quickly pulls it out and connects to a french network. He is suddenly bombarded with notifications as his phone vibrates uncontrollably.
Chad's phone had automatically connected to a wifi hotspot at the airport, with Tinder having updated his location status. Within one hour, Chad had received hundreds of likes on the dating app from desperate French women. He quickly dismisses the notifications; Chad is committed to his nofap and semen retention with no intention of relapsing during his trip.
He finally arrives at the Eiffel tower. Chad sits on the wall to soak in some sun and take in the scenery.
All of a sudden a BBC approaches Chad "Excuse me sir, do you need any sunglasses?"
Chad turns his head and glares at the manlet scam artist, with the sun casting a shadow over his eyes. Chad's monster browrdige and impressive lower third mass makes the BBC cower in fear as he apologises in his pathetic broken English accent
"I am so sorry sir, I will leave"
