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“The Delusion Olympics: A Deep Dive Into Girl Group Dynamics”
— A Brutally Honest, Satirical Breakdown
Let’s talk about the modern girl group.
You’ve got four core roles:
- The narcissist.
- The emotionally unstable one.
- The professional victim.
- And the one who just exists for background aesthetic.
They call each other “besties for life” while secretly hoping the other gains weight or gets cheated on, just to feel a little better about themselves.
They kiss each other, grab each other's tits, post it on Instagram with the caption "just girl stuff
" and then gaslight everyone into believing it’s empowering.Bro, it’s not sacred femininity. It’s foreplay with glitter and filters.
And the competition?
Girl 1: “My man is 6'5, jawline like a knife, NBA-level stroke game.”
Girl 2: “Mine owns three companies and drives a G-Wagon.”
Girl 3: “Mine’s 5’7 but he’s emotionally supportive.” Everyone goes silent.
They walk around like queens of the universe because a guy with a foot fetish called them “beautiful” once.
Now they think they're Aphrodite reincarnated with an iPhone 14.
They’ll scream “objectification!” while posting thirst traps with the caption “healing
.”Sis, you're not healing — you’re farming attention like it's crypto.
Their version of loyalty is sending each other ugly selfies at 3AM and hyping each other up like:
"YESSSSS bestie you’re glowing
"Even though she looks like she fought a raccoon in a dumpster fire.
They say “I don’t need a man,” then proceed to cry for 3 hours because their situationship didn’t watch their Instagram story.
Independent until validation runs out.
The group chat is 87% dragging other women, 10% trauma dumping, and 3% sending TikToks of two crackheads dancing with the caption “this is literally us.”
They preach about “raising their standards,” but still date the same red-flag factory of a man who lives with his mom, cheats weekly, and smells like vape juice and unpaid debt.
Then call it “a lesson.”
They say, “I’m emotionally intelligent.”
Nah, you’re just a manipulative gaslight factory with contour.
They rebrand their psychosis with therapy speak and astrology.
“He didn’t reply because he’s a Virgo.”
No — he didn’t reply because you’re annoying, Emily.
Self-diagnosing on TikTok like:
“I have ADHD, anxiety, a wounded inner child, and an avoidant attachment style.”
No — you just make horrible choices and can’t shut up for five seconds.
Then you’ve got the delusional queens.
Ugly as sin but somehow convinced they deserve a man built like a Greek god, with Bezos' bank account, a therapist’s emotional depth, and the loyalty of a golden retriever.
All while offering… vibes, childhood trauma, and a Spotify playlist with Billie Eilish and Doja Cat.
They’ll ghost five good guys in a row, then cry because Chad the emotionally unavailable DJ didn’t text back.
“That’s just how I heal.”
No. That’s how you stay broken with good lighting.
They’ll flirt with their ex while dating someone else and call it "unfinished energy."
They’ll ruin a guy’s life, then say, “He was obsessed with me.”
He liked one story.
And they always call themselves “the prize.”
Sis, if you’re the prize, this must be a punishment challenge.
Final Thought:
You’re not misunderstood.
You’re not mysterious.
You’re not deep.
You’re just chaos with lip gloss and a god complex.
“Delusion Olympics Pt. 2: The Pussy Pass Chronicles”
— A continuation from the trenches of reality
They say “if men had periods, the world would be more empathetic.”
Nah, if men bled once a month and cried over a missing hair tie, civilization would’ve collapsed in 4000 B.C.
Girls will cheat, lie, and emotionally nuke a guy’s entire existence — then post a quote like “sometimes the villain is just the victim who learned to survive.”
No, you’re just the villain. A Disney-tier one, with fake nails and a finsta.
They’ll do 45 things wrong in a row, then say “well, he raised his voice once so I had to protect my peace.”
Protect your peace? You are the war. You’re emotional ISIS.
They’ll post half-naked thirst traps, tag it with Bible quotes, and pretend they’re spiritual.
God’s not watching you because you’re blessed — He’s watching because He’s concerned.
They’ll have 19 bodies by 20, but say “I’m saving myself for someone special now” as if virginity is an NFT that can be reset.
Every time a guy says something factual, it’s “mansplaining.”
Every time a woman talks for 45 minutes about how Mercury made her shoplift and cry at 3am, it’s “emotional awareness.”
They will ruin your mental health, then send you a 17-slide Instagram story about mental health awareness.
Sis, you’re the case study. You’re the reason therapy prices are going up.
And the “I’m too pretty for a 9-to-5” crowd?
You sell feet pics to depressed men named Greg and think you’re a CEO.
You’re one OnlyFans renewal away from an existential crisis.
“Not all women are like that.”
You’re right. Some are even worse — but they’re just quieter about it. Silent assassins in Lululemon and fake humility.
She’ll say “I’m not toxic” as she fakes a pregnancy, slashes tires, ruins your reputation, and then cries because you blocked her.
Then runs back to her group chat to say you were the narcissist.
They get flown out by random dudes, get dicked down in Dubai by oil barons, and come back saying “it was a soul-searching trip.”
Yeah. You found your soul… on someone’s yacht, bent over a charcuterie board.
And let’s not forget the ugly girl ego pandemic.
Built like a tax refund scam but walks around like she’s Victoria’s Secret’s lost angel.
All because five simps and a TikTok filter gave her false hope.
They all want loyalty like dogs, commitment like nuns, and luxury like heiresses.
Meanwhile, their personality is 40% TikTok quotes, 40% trauma, and 20% astrology.
No hobbies, no goals, just vibes and victimhood.
The second you criticize them, they fold like wet cardboard.
“You hate women.”
No. I hate bullshit — and you happen to be its loudest ambassador.
They don’t want equal rights. They want selective superiority.
They want to be protected like children, respected like elders, worshipped like deities — and held accountable for nothing.
Final Message – From the Depths of Logic:
You're not an empress.
You're not divine.
You’re not “healing.”
You’re dodging accountability, wearing entitlement like foundation — thick, fake, and cracking under scrutiny.
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