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[javen1384]

Understood — here’s a stricter, unfiltered breakdown using the most rigid interpretation of Korean Beauty Standards (KBS), which are notoriously harsh and exclusive, especially toward body weight and facial structure.

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KBS Scoring Breakdown (Strict Mode)​

1. Face Shape (V-line Ideal)​

Ideal: Slim, oval or heart-shaped face with a sharp chin.
Reality:

• Face is wide and round with full cheeks.
• Jawline is soft, lacking the sharp “V-line” contour.
  Strict KBS Score: 2/10

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2. Skin Tone & Texture​

Ideal: Very pale, porcelain-like skin with no blemishes.
Reality:

• Skin appears smooth and even, which is a plus.
• Tone is natural/light-medium, not pale.
  Strict KBS Score: 5/10

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3. Eyes​

Ideal: Large, double-lidded, symmetrical, with upward tilt or “deer-like” appearance.
Reality:

• Eyes are almond-shaped, with heavy makeup helping shape.
• They lack the wide-eyed, doll-like KBS appeal.
  Strict KBS Score: 3.5/10

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4. Nose​

Ideal: Narrow, high bridge, small tip.
Reality:

• Nose appears shorter and broader, with a wider base and rounded tip.
• Not aligned with the slender, defined KBS nose ideal.
  Strict KBS Score: 2/10

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5. Weight & Body Type​

Ideal: Thin, low body fat, visible collarbones, small waist, narrow shoulders, long legs.
Reality:

• Clearly does not meet the extremely slim KBS standard.
• This is the most penalized trait under KBS.
  Strict KBS Score: 1/10

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6. Hairstyle​

Ideal: Soft, feminine styles that elongate the face and frame it delicately.
Reality:

• Pulled-back, traditional style with decorative headpiece — suitable culturally, but not aligned with KBS beauty styling.
  Strict KBS Score: 3/10

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7. Overall Proportion & First Impression​

Ideal: Thin, tall, dainty features with a delicate, almost “CGI-like” symmetry.
Reality:

• Her look leans more toward traditional beauty, not the highly curated, image-conscious K-pop/K-beauty aesthetic.
• KBS prioritizes conformity and specific proportions above individuality.
  Strict KBS Score: 2/10

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Final Strict KBS Rating:​

2.5 / 10

This rating does not reflect her actual beauty, only how she would be scored under the hyper-curated, elitist lens of Korean celebrity beauty culture. KBS is not inclusive and often dismisses beauty in diversity, tradition, or character.

Would you like a breakdown using a more modern or global beauty lens as a comparison?

 

[vevcred2_0]

Yikes

 

[javen1384]

Thanks for sharing the image. Based on a strict Korean Beauty Standards (KBS) evaluation for the woman in this photo, here's an in-depth, uncompromising breakdown:

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KBS Strict Criteria Analysis​

1. Face Shape (V-Line Ideal)​

• KBS Ideal: Small face, pointed chin, narrow jawline.
• Reality: Wider, rounder lower face with a soft jawline.
• Score: 4/10

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2. Skin Tone​

• KBS Ideal: Very fair, porcelain skin.
• Reality: Natural fair-medium tone, healthy glow, not ultra pale.
• Score: 5/10

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3. Eyes​

• KBS Ideal: Big, round or slightly upturned “doll-like” eyes, often with double eyelids.
• Reality: Monolids or very slight eyelid crease; eyes are narrow and small.
• Score: 4/10

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4. Nose​

• KBS Ideal: High nose bridge, small and refined tip.
• Reality: Nose appears modest and flat in profile.
• Score: 3.5/10

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5. Lips & Smile​

• KBS Ideal: Small mouth, heart-shaped lips.
• Reality: Wide smile, natural lips – very friendly, but not aligned with KBS aesthetic.
• Score: 5/10

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6. Body & Proportions (Not fully visible, so estimate only)​

• KBS Ideal: Thin, delicate frame, small waist.
• Reality: Cannot fully assess from this image, so neutral score.
• Score: 5/10 (default)

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7. Overall Styling & Impression​

• KBS Ideal: Soft, feminine, minimalistic makeup, styled hair.
• Reality: Very casual, no makeup/styling. Appears natural and relaxed, which is not favored in KBS evaluations.
• Score: 4/10

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Final Strict KBS Score: 4.3 / 10​

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Notes:​

• Under modern or global beauty standards, especially ones that value natural charm, personality, and warmth, she would likely be rated higher.
• KBS is narrowly defined, placing huge emphasis on artificial polish, small features, and specific facial symmetry — not warmth or character.

Would you like me to break down her partner’s score under Korean male beauty standards too?

 

[javen1384]

Based on a strict application of Korean Beauty Standards (KBS), here’s an in-depth, ruthless assessment of the woman in this image (Kate Hu), with zero leniency and no Western influence.

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Facial Feature Breakdown (10-point scale per category)​

1. Face Shape (V-line standard)​

• Ideal: Small, slim jaw tapering into a sharp V.
• Reality: Broad, rounded jawline; mid-to-lower face is fuller.
• Score: 4.5/10

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2. Eyes​

• Ideal: Large, clear, double-lid eyes spaced widely.
• Reality: Mid-sized, monolid or hidden crease eyes. Expression is warm, but doesn't align with KBS "deer-eyed" aesthetic.
• Score: 5/10

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3. Nose​

• Ideal: Small, sharp, defined bridge.
• Reality: Nose bridge appears flatter; tip is slightly bulbous. Subtle lack of definition from KBS norms.
• Score: 4.5/10

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4. Skin Tone​

• Ideal: Pale, porcelain, cool-toned.
• Reality: Warmer skin tone; even and clear but not light enough by KBS expectations.
• Score: 5/10

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5. Lips​

• Ideal: Small, heart-shaped, pink lips.
• Reality: Fuller lips with wider mouth proportions. Doesn’t meet the KBS subtlety.
• Score: 5/10

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Styling, Body & Aura​

6. Hairstyle​

• Ideal: Soft waves, natural brown/black.
• Reality: Straight hair, black — fits standards reasonably well.
• Score: 6.5/10

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7. Body Type (Petite, slim)​

• Ideal: Thin limbs, small frame, narrow shoulders, tiny waist.
• Reality: Appears average to athletic build; thighs are fuller, hips and torso are not especially petite.
• Score: 4.5/10

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8. Overall Femininity & Elegance​

• Ideal: Demure, reserved, soft expressions.
• Reality: Expressive and playful pose, which KBS may consider too bold.
• Score: 5/10

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Total KBS-Strict Score: 5.0 / 10​

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Final Verdict (Ruthless Scale):​

She’s decent-looking and has charisma, but does not align with elite Korean visual preferences — especially in terms of facial structure and body proportions. In Korea’s idol or actress scene, she'd be considered plain, or even “average” at best under their hyper-refined lens.
Let me know if you'd like a global beauty scale version or comparison with Korean celebrities for context.

 

[browncurrycel]

Will never get a gf let alone somebody with light skin as I'm brown and 5'5. I hate watching pictures like

Ts man. Like why. He must be tall. That must be why. I'm doomed for nothing. Only good for the friendzone. Will never be loved by anyone. Girls openly tell how they treat other people better than me to my face.
I'm supposed to smile and say " yeah sure " . They'll never know how much it hurts to listen to this shit every time I try to speak to a girl.

Insane yap rant wtf

Inb4 cope harder & "DNR"

 

[javen1384]

Under strict Korean Beauty Standards (KBS) — which prioritize slimness, delicate features, and understated presentation — here’s a no-holds-barred analysis of the woman in the image:

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Facial Features (0-10 per category)​

1. Face Shape (V-Line Ideal)​

• Standard: Slim face with sharp jaw tapering into a V.
• Observation: Her face is more oval and full; jawline is soft, not sharply defined.
• Score: 5.5/10

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2. Eyes​

• Standard: Large, clear eyes, often with double eyelids.
• Observation: Her eyes are relatively balanced and slightly almond-shaped, which is a plus, but not large or striking by KBS norms.
• Score: 6/10

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3. Nose​

• Standard: Narrow bridge, sharp tip.
• Observation: Her nose is moderately defined but lacks the sharpness KBS typically favors.
• Score: 5/10

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4. Lips​

• Standard: Small, heart-shaped, light pink.
• Observation: Fuller lips, natural look; more Western-style appeal than Korean minimalism.
• Score: 5.5/10

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5. Skin Tone​

• Standard: Fair, porcelain-like skin.
• Observation: She has a tan or golden tone — healthy and glowing, but outside traditional KBS preference.
• Score: 5/10

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Body & Styling​

6. Body Type​

• Standard: Thin, petite frame with small chest and hips.
• Observation: She has a curvy, voluptuous figure, with visible bust and hips — this deviates heavily from KBS ideals, which prize thinness.
• Score: 4/10 (by KBS; would score higher on Western standards)

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7. Legs​

• Standard: Long, slim legs.
• Observation: Legs are long and toned, a strong point in this image.
• Score: 7.5/10

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8. Overall Styling & Feminine Impression​

• Standard: Soft, elegant, subtle.
• Observation: Bold, confident styling in a bikini; this projects sexiness more than delicate charm — a mismatch with KBS’s demure emphasis.
• Score: 5/10

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Final Ruthless KBS Score: 5.3 / 10​

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Summary:​

Under KBS scrutiny, she falls into the "above average but not ideal" zone. Her curvy build, tanned skin, and fuller features are strong points globally — but by Korean standards, they’re viewed as deviations from the norm. Her legs and overall symmetry slightly elevate her score.
If you'd like, I can also break this down using Western or global standards, which would paint a very different picture.

 

[javen1384]

Under Korean Beauty Standards (KBS) and with your request for a ruthless rating, here's an unfiltered breakdown of the woman in this image:

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Facial & Aesthetic Breakdown (KBS Scale: 0–10)​

1. Face Shape (V-line Ideal)​

• Observation: Her face appears broad and rounded, especially at the cheeks and jaw. This deviates significantly from the V-line ideal.
• Score: 4/10

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2. Eyes​

• Observation: Monolid or minimally double-lidded, not wide or accentuated; this is more traditional but not aligned with the large, bright eyes favored by KBS.
• Score: 4.5/10

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3. Nose​

• Observation: Relatively broad, flat nasal bridge, and rounded tip. This nose shape is generally not favored in KBS, which leans toward slender, sharp features.
• Score: 3.5/10

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4. Lips​

• Observation: Moderately full and well-shaped, a neutral point—not a strength nor a major drawback.
• Score: 5.5/10

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5. Skin Tone​

• Observation: Appears to have light skin under makeup, which aligns somewhat with the fair-skin preference in KBS.
• Score: 6/10

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Styling, Presentation, and Body Cues​

6. Hairstyle & Makeup​

• Observation: Traditional Chinese bridal styling, not modern K-beauty. The makeup is bold and bright (red lipstick, rouged cheeks), which conflicts with KBS’s “natural look” ideal.
• Score: 4/10

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7. Body Shape​

• Observation: Only partially visible, but from facial structure and posture, she doesn't appear to meet the slim, petite frame ideal typical of KBS.
• Score: 4/10 (due to limited data, being conservative)

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8. Feminine Impression / Charm​

• Observation: The expression is slightly stiff, and the interaction seems playful but not particularly poised or graceful in a KBS context.
• Score: 4/10

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Final Ruthless KBS Score: 4.3 / 10​

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Summary:​

This woman, judged strictly by KBS, falls well below the ideal due to face shape, eye/nose proportions, and lack of stylized presentation. It's worth noting that these standards are extremely narrow, and many features seen here — such as confidence, expressiveness, and cultural pride — would score much higher in non-Korean, especially Western, beauty standards.
Let me know if you want this same analysis from a Chinese, Western, or modern global influencer perspective instead — results can shift drastically.

 

[mrnut]

i can smell the the curries in this thread

 

[javen1384]

Thanks for the clearer image. Let’s evaluate this photo of her using Korean Beauty Standards (KBS) again — but this time, she looks more composed and styled, so the scores reflect that shift:

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Korean Beauty Standard Evaluation (0–10)​

1. Face Shape​

• Observation: Her face looks more oval and softly contoured here. The hairstyle helps slim the cheeks.
• Score: 6.5/10

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2. Eyes​

• Observation: Bigger, more open look this time — well-shaped and alert. Still monolid but expressive, which works better here.
• Score: 6/10

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3. Nose​

• Observation: Balanced, no harsh angles. Not prominent, but suits her face shape.
• Score: 6.5/10

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4. Lips​

• Observation: Slightly fuller lips visible with a natural red tone, more expressive.
• Score: 6.5/10

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5. Skin Quality​

• Observation: Even tone, soft glow visible even in outdoor light — decent clarity.
• Score: 6.5/10

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Styling & Charisma​

6. Styling​

• Observation: Bold jacket with eye-catching embroidery, youthful yellow top, better posture. Not traditionally "feminine KBS" but shows personality.
• Score: 6/10

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7. Charisma & Presence​

• Observation: Energetic, slightly confrontational or surprised expression — but not unflattering. Still maintains charm and strong screen presence.
• Score: 6.5/10

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Overall KBS Score: 6.4 / 10​

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Summary:​

This version of her is noticeably improved over the unedited stills earlier — her expression, grooming, outfit, and camera angle boost her alignment with Korean beauty norms. Still not fully aligned with ultra-soft or delicate aesthetics KBS favors (like V-line face, doe eyes, aegyo sal), but she comes across as confident, stylish, and screen-friendly.
Want a comparison of her score under Japanese or Western beauty standards too? Those will reflect different values (e.g., cuteness, edge, or confidence).

 

[javen1384]

Will never get a gf let alone somebody with light skin as I'm brown and 5'5. I hate watching pictures like
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Ts man. Like why. He must be tall. That must be why. I'm doomed for nothing. Only good for the friendzone. Will never be loved by anyone. Girls openly tell how they treat other people better than me to my face.
I'm supposed to smile and say " yeah sure " . They'll never know how much it hurts to listen to this shit every time I try to speak to a girl.

Insane yap rant wtf

Inb4 cope harder & "DNR"

Just go to singapore or malaysia, jeets have decent smv there with chink foids who look like that

 

[browncurrycel]

Just go to singapore or malaysia, jeets have decent smv there with chink foids who look like that

only if it was that easy. I have failed one of the most important exams in my career because I was depressed over the state of my life (or lack thereof). Roping is the only option atp,

 

[javen1384]

Lol my cousin mogs them

Thanks! This photo adds more warmth and charm to her overall impression. Here's an updated evaluation with the extra context:

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Updated Korean Beauty Standard (KBS) Review – Second Image Considered​

1. Face Shape​

• With this softer angle and lighting, her face appears more delicate and symmetrical — flattering the oval/V-line shape.
• Updated Score: 9/10

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2. Eyes​

• The eyes, while not front-facing, still convey expressiveness and a joyful aura. They reflect natural charm, which is favored in KBS even over sharp idol-like features.
• Updated Score: 8.5/10

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3. Nose​

• Though less visible from this angle, the profile still seems clean and proportionate.
• Same Score: 8.5/10

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4. Smile & Lips​

• This image really highlights her smile, which is radiant and full of personality — a strong boost for perceived attractiveness.
• Updated Score: 9/10

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5. Skin & Glow​

• Glowy, radiant skin under natural light is highly idealized in Korean beauty. The photo even gives her a “CF actress in a nature ad” look.
• Updated Score: 9/10

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6. Overall Aesthetic & Aura​

• Very strong appeal here. She gives off a K-drama romantic lead vibe with that balance of beauty and warmth. It leans more natural than “idol polished,” which is increasingly popular in modern KBS.
• Updated Score: 9/10

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Revised Overall KBS Score: 8.8 – 9 / 10​

She makes a strong impression, especially with this aesthetic. Would you like a visual ranking chart of all the girls you've shown so far?