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Tales from Mumbai mental asylum
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Sheeple: Excuse me, are you a Nigerian prince?
Nigerian Prince: Yes, my friend, I am.
Sheeple: Oh, I've heard about you! You're the one who sends all those scam emails, right?
Nigerian Prince: No, no, no, my friend, you have been misinformed. I am a real Nigerian prince, and I have a very important proposition for you.
Sheeple: Hmm, I'm listening.
Nigerian Prince: You see, my father, the king of Nigeria, has recently passed away, and he has left a large sum of money to me. However, in order to access this money, I need the help of a trustworthy person like yourself.
Sheeple: That sounds too good to be true. What do you need me to do?
Nigerian Prince: All you need to do is provide me with your bank account details so that I can transfer the money into your account. In return, I will give you a generous percentage of the money.
Sheeple: Wow, that's amazing! I'll do it right away.
Nigerian Prince: Excellent, my friend. You won't regret it.
Sheeple: Wait, hold on. Aren't you just trying to scam me?
Nigerian Prince: No, no, no, my friend. I am a real Nigerian prince, and I promise you that this is a legitimate offer.
Sheeple: I don't know. I think I'll have to think about it.
Nigerian Prince: Please, my friend, don't let this opportunity pass you by. Think about all the things you could do with that money. You could live a life of luxury and never have to worry about anything again.
Sheeple: I don't know. It just seems too risky.
Nigerian Prince: I understand your concern, my friend. But please believe me when I say that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Don't let it slip away.
Sheeple: Okay, fine. I'll do it.
Nigerian Prince: Excellent, my friend. You won't regret this decision.
Part 2, after sheeple figures out he/she/it was scammed
Sheeple: I trusted you! How could you do this to me?
Nigerian Prince: (smirking) It's just business, my friend. Nothing personal. And don't worry, you're not the only one who has fallen for this scam. I've made a lot of money doing this.
Sheeple: (furious) You're a despicable human being. I hope you get caught and thrown in jail.
Nigerian Prince: (chuckles) Good luck with that, my friend. I'm in Nigeria, and the authorities here don't care about scams like this. I'll be long gone by the time they even think about investigating.
Sheeple: (sighs) I can't believe I was so stupid.
Nigerian Prince: (grinning) Don't beat yourself up about it, my friend. You're not the first person to fall for this, and you won't be the last. Just learn from your mistake and be more careful in the future.
Nigerian Prince: Yes, my friend, I am.
Sheeple: Oh, I've heard about you! You're the one who sends all those scam emails, right?
Nigerian Prince: No, no, no, my friend, you have been misinformed. I am a real Nigerian prince, and I have a very important proposition for you.
Sheeple: Hmm, I'm listening.
Nigerian Prince: You see, my father, the king of Nigeria, has recently passed away, and he has left a large sum of money to me. However, in order to access this money, I need the help of a trustworthy person like yourself.
Sheeple: That sounds too good to be true. What do you need me to do?
Nigerian Prince: All you need to do is provide me with your bank account details so that I can transfer the money into your account. In return, I will give you a generous percentage of the money.
Sheeple: Wow, that's amazing! I'll do it right away.
Nigerian Prince: Excellent, my friend. You won't regret it.
Sheeple: Wait, hold on. Aren't you just trying to scam me?
Nigerian Prince: No, no, no, my friend. I am a real Nigerian prince, and I promise you that this is a legitimate offer.
Sheeple: I don't know. I think I'll have to think about it.
Nigerian Prince: Please, my friend, don't let this opportunity pass you by. Think about all the things you could do with that money. You could live a life of luxury and never have to worry about anything again.
Sheeple: I don't know. It just seems too risky.
Nigerian Prince: I understand your concern, my friend. But please believe me when I say that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Don't let it slip away.
Sheeple: Okay, fine. I'll do it.
Nigerian Prince: Excellent, my friend. You won't regret this decision.
Part 2, after sheeple figures out he/she/it was scammed
Sheeple: I trusted you! How could you do this to me?
Nigerian Prince: (smirking) It's just business, my friend. Nothing personal. And don't worry, you're not the only one who has fallen for this scam. I've made a lot of money doing this.
Sheeple: (furious) You're a despicable human being. I hope you get caught and thrown in jail.
Nigerian Prince: (chuckles) Good luck with that, my friend. I'm in Nigeria, and the authorities here don't care about scams like this. I'll be long gone by the time they even think about investigating.
Sheeple: (sighs) I can't believe I was so stupid.
Nigerian Prince: (grinning) Don't beat yourself up about it, my friend. You're not the first person to fall for this, and you won't be the last. Just learn from your mistake and be more careful in the future.
