Cheaper by the Dozen remake. Guess which character foids would wet themselves to the most.

[Xangsane]

Title. It's undeniable which character foids would wet themselves to the most. Without him, no foid would watch this film and it would be a box office flop.

"I ENJOYED IT BECAUSE OF THE PLOT TEE HEE"

No, you enjoyed it because of the tiktok prettyboy chad

 

[Xangsane]

@FailedNormieManlet

 

[Gonthar]

I remember this being a Steve Martin movie, looks like they already made a remake...There's a pretty boy in the old one too.

 

[Xangsane]

@traveler

 

[Xangsane]

I remember this being a Steve Martin movie, looks like they already made a remake...There's a pretty boy in the old one too.

Looks like a young Rob Lowe

Without him, no foid would watch that film

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Why everyone is black?

 

[Xangsane]

Why everyone is black?

Not everyone. But without a certain character, no foid, whether subhuman or Stacy, would watch the film and it would flop.

 

[Gonthar]

Looks like Rob Lowe

Without him, no foid would watch that film

Tom Welling( never heard of him though, I don't know why he didn't become famous).

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Tom Welling( never heard of him though, I don't know why he didn't become famous).

Hes Literally the superboy

 

[Xangsane]

Tom Welling( never heard of him though, I don't know why he didn't become famous).

Was gonna say him too

 

[Xangsane]

Hes Literally the superboy

Without these Prettyboy chads to counteract the subhumans which foid would watch this film?

 

[Gonthar]

Hes Literally the superboy

Who?

 

[Xangsane]

Who?

Tom welling

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Tom Welling( never heard of him though, I don't know why he didn't become famous).

He did. He played Clark Kent, Superman in Smallville, and a season of Lucifer as Caine, Adam and Eve's covetous son.

 

[Xangsane]

He did. He played Clark Kent, Superman in Smallville, and a season of Lucifer as Caine, Adam and Eve's covetous son.

What do you rate him?

 

[Br0sk1]

Tom Welling( never heard of him though, I don't know why he didn't become famous).

He was famous in the 2000s. My friend was raving about how his sister and dad met him when they were filming Cheaper by the Dozen 2 up here in Canada.

Smallville was a pretty big show back then and he therefore became a popular heartthrob for a while. I think he's just past his prime now and could never make the transition into being either a dramatic actor or an action hero that he needed to as he entered his 30s.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

What do you rate him?

2.894 out of 10.


Spoiler: There are no tens on this Earth.

 

[Xangsane]

He was famous in the 2000s. My friend was raving about how his sister and dad met him when they were filming Cheaper by the Dozen 2 up here in Canada.

Smallville was a pretty big show back then and he therefore became a popular heartthrob for a while. I think he's just past his prime now and could never make the transition into being either a dramatic actor or an action hero that he needed to as he entered his 30s.

What do you rate him?

2.894

Lies me

 

[Gonthar]

He was famous in the 2000s. My friend was raving about how his sister and dad met him when they were filming Cheaper by the Dozen 2 up here in Canada.

He looks like a child molester now...

 

[Br0sk1]

What do you rate him?


Lies me

Probably 6-6.25 in his prime. Possibly even higher.

 

[Xangsane]

He looks like a child molester now...

Or a sex offender

 

[Br0sk1]

He looks like a child molester now...

Bloat and age ruined his looks. Still better looking than average for a middle-aged man.

 

[Xangsane]

Probably 6-6.25 in his prime. Possibly even higher.

PSL or decile?

 

[Xangsane]

Bloat and age ruined his looks. Still better looking than average for a middle-aged man.

Agreed.

Do you think foids would watch the remake for the prettyboy or the plot?

 

[Br0sk1]

Agreed.

Do you think foids would watch the remake for the prettyboy or the plot?

For the prettyboy. He looks totally underwhelming compared to prime Welling though (still GL obvi).

 

[WhiteGoodman]

"Mogging by the dozen"

 

[Br0sk1]

PSL or decile?

PSL. Decile wise prime Welling is 1/1000 if not higher. Not sure I've seen a better looking guy IRL (granted, I don't live in a big city).

 

[Xangsane]

For the prettyboy. He looks totally underwhelming compared to prime Welling though (still GL obvi).

I agree.
What do you rate him?

 

[Xangsane]

PSL. Decile wise prime Welling is 1/1000 if not higher. Not sure I've seen a better looking guy IRL (granted, I don't live in a big city).

His harmony and lower third are top tier

 

[Xangsane]

"Mogging by the dozen"

Exactly
Without him no foid would watch that film

 

[Br0sk1]

I agree.
What do you rate him?

PSL 5.25 maybe.

 

[Enfant terrible]

masc dog on the right obviously

 

[Xangsane]

PSL 5.25 maybe.

He's 19 now I believe

 

[Xangsane]

masc dog on the right obviously

Yeah him too

 

[Br0sk1]

He's 19 now I believe

Doesn't seem his pheno will be aging friendly either. He better enjoy his youth/prime while he's in it.

 

[Enfant terrible]

Yeah him too

btw the guy looks more alien in his normal pics

like de poot

 

[Xangsane]

Doesn't seem his pheno will be aging friendly either. He better enjoy his youth/prime while he's in it.

Exactly this, why don't you think so? Boneless?

 

[Xangsane]

btw the guy looks more alien in his normal pics

like de poot

De poop with collagen

 

[Enfant terrible]

De poop with collagen
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yeah they look very similiar
i think tom welling mogs the remake actor in comparison

 

[Br0sk1]

Exactly this, why don't you think so? Boneless?

Not boneless exactly, but I think his bones and soft tissue look like they would harmonize poorly with wrinkles and other aging signs.

Other phenos like Clint Eastwood's don't even seem to be failoed by being middle-aged, on the other hand:

 

[Enfant terrible]

also why are the kids mixed colours
the would all be mulattos
there is also an indian kid wtf

 

[Xangsane]

also why are the kids mixed colours
the would all be mulattos
there is also an indian kid wtf

This. The white prettyboy doesn't fit in

 

[gamma]

Why everyone is black?

America 2022 everyone is black

American culture is centered around niggers

 

[Xangsane]

yeah they look very similiar
i think tom welling mogs the remake actor in comparison

What do you rate them both?

Not boneless exactly, but I think his bones and soft tissue look like they would harmonize poorly with wrinkles and other aging signs.

Other phenos like Clint Eastwood's don't even seem to be failoed by being middle-aged, on the other hand:

I can definitely see that. Prettyboys are like the fast food of male aesthetics

 

[Enfant terrible]

What do you rate them both?


I can definitely see that. Prettyboys are like the fast food of male aesthetics

tom welling like 6,5 psl
the new one 5,5 psl chadlite niche looks in my opinion tom welling more general appeal
new one looks lifeless in the face when he has a neutral face

 

[Xangsane]

tom welling like 6,5 psl
the new one 5,5 psl chadlite niche looks in my opinion tom welling more general appeal
new one looks lifeless in the face when he has a neutral face

In what way does he have niche appeal?

 

[Deleted member 6305]

America 2022 everyone is black

American culture is centered around niggers

I think you're right

 

[Deleted member 16801]

muh i watch outer banks for the plot!!!!


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[traveler]

Why everyone is black?

 

[traveler]

@traveler

imagine the 2042 remake where its all ethnics