TsarTsar444
Asexual peaceful balkan monk
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Chess is an ancient game of strategy invented by curries. So it goes without saying that it is blackpilled af.
It is often said that we are simply pieces on a chessboard being moved by the gods. That our fate is decided at conception. Let’s take a look.
Queen - most powerful piece by far. Not coincidentally the only foid piece. Having a vagina is the most powerful weapon possible.
Pawn - incels. Weakest piece, mostly useless except as cannon fodder and a protection barrier for the important pieces. Interestingly, if a pawn makes it to the other end of the board he can become a queen. This could be interpreted as making it to the age of 40 as an incel without roping, and becoming a powerful MGTOW. But I think it’s more like finally going mad and going ER. Or maybe it’s becoming a trap.
Rook - chad. Second most powerful piece after a foid. Can also switch places with the king to protect it.
Knight - cuck. Chivalrous, as the name implies. Not very powerful, moves awkwardly, and jumps into battle over the incels to protect m’lady.
Bishop - chadlite. Not as powerful as the rook/chad, but moves similarly.
So... that just leaves the king. Hmm, who is the king? He can’t move well, and isn’t powerful. But he is your life - lose him, you die. He’s the most important piece. I suppose he could represent all the sub-8 workcel wagecucks, slaving away, holding up society. They have no real power, but they’re the only ones who do any work.
It is often said that we are simply pieces on a chessboard being moved by the gods. That our fate is decided at conception. Let’s take a look.
Queen - most powerful piece by far. Not coincidentally the only foid piece. Having a vagina is the most powerful weapon possible.
Pawn - incels. Weakest piece, mostly useless except as cannon fodder and a protection barrier for the important pieces. Interestingly, if a pawn makes it to the other end of the board he can become a queen. This could be interpreted as making it to the age of 40 as an incel without roping, and becoming a powerful MGTOW. But I think it’s more like finally going mad and going ER. Or maybe it’s becoming a trap.
Rook - chad. Second most powerful piece after a foid. Can also switch places with the king to protect it.
Knight - cuck. Chivalrous, as the name implies. Not very powerful, moves awkwardly, and jumps into battle over the incels to protect m’lady.
Bishop - chadlite. Not as powerful as the rook/chad, but moves similarly.
So... that just leaves the king. Hmm, who is the king? He can’t move well, and isn’t powerful. But he is your life - lose him, you die. He’s the most important piece. I suppose he could represent all the sub-8 workcel wagecucks, slaving away, holding up society. They have no real power, but they’re the only ones who do any work.
