CHINTUCKING GAVE ME PERMANENT HYPERFLEXION, NEVER DO THIS SHITTY EXCERCISE!!!!!! EVERYONE GTFIH (almost died) (almost lifefuel)

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As i was chintucking, i though nothing is going to happen because i'm doing this shit daily to the point it has become easy to do the excercise


So me, the Balkanic retard i am who likes to try things, i hanged the belt around my head and started pulling the head in opposite direction... Quickly i heard the *CLICK* sound and felt like i'm going to die, like i'm having the stroke. I felt to the ground in tears and went to the fucking hospital. When i arrived the doctor fixed my neck with his hands and god it was the most painful thing i've ever encountered, i started SCREAMING, HE DIDN'T GAVE ME ANESTHESIA.. MOTHERFUCKER FIXED MY NECK WITH HANDS :feelsrope:, and i was getting the cast for neck to wear it for 2 months, the nurse who was putting it was sexy as fuck i got the boner in front of entire clinic :feelsohh::feelsohh:, she smiled when she noticed it and i was witnessing an sudden anxiety attack because oh well i am just a truecel to her, then she asked me what happened to me and i said it was an car accident (i lied in attempt to give normal fucking impression), she said oh that's bad (as if she gives a fuck, fucking femoid) then nothing happened, i was too injured that i barely spoke a word, but i felt anxious either way.


Doctor said that my left side is gonna be tilted forever and that i would need surgery in order to fix it, i said nah, i'm not gonna get it doc, the radiographs clearly showed that my cervical discs were injured and he said it won't gonna be in 100% functioning condition, but rather in 50% if everything goes well, he said that i would feel like the osteoarthritis patients, and that i will have difficulty to move my neck, he insisted to do a surgery but i told him nah, maybe i should've undergo the surgery but i'm high inhib as fuck. On my way to home i didn't cried because of the pains, but because i will never ascend, pussy has destroyed me, i will be the perfect example of what 0 pussy does to a mf.. nigga almost killed himself for a MM of a fucking shittiest bone, if there wasn't parents in my house, i would legit die on the spot, i felt like the whole world is going to end and that i'm getting a stroke - I am not complaining, i should have died so i won't waste oxygen to other people, except it was painful so i had to scream... if it wasn't painful i would throw a giggle cause i know this life in a former subhuman shell is going to end.





TLDR - NEVER CHINTUCK OR YOU WILL SEVERELY INJURE YOURSELF, I ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT.
thx
 
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red every word
 
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but why the fuck would you chin tuck???
 
As i was chintucking, i though nothing is going to happen because i'm doing this shit daily to the point it has become easy to do the excercise


So me, the Balkanic retard i am who likes to try things, i hanged the belt around my head and started pulling the head in opposite direction... Quickly i heard the *CLICK* sound and felt like i'm going to die, like i'm having the stroke. I felt to the ground in tears and went to the fucking hospital. When i arrived the doctor fixed my neck with his hands and god it was the most painful thing i've ever encountered, i started SCREAMING, HE DIDN'T GAVE ME ANESTHESIA.. MOTHERFUCKER FIXED MY NECK WITH HANDS :feelsrope:, and i was getting the cast for neck to wear it for 2 months, the nurse who was putting it was sexy as fuck i got the boner in front of entire clinic :feelsohh::feelsohh:, she smiled when she noticed it and i was witnessing an sudden anxiety attack because oh well i am just a truecel to her, then she asked me what happened to me and i said it was an car accident (i lied in attempt to give normal fucking impression), she said oh that's bad (as if she gives a fuck, fucking femoid) then nothing happened, i was too injured that i barely spoke a word, but i felt anxious either way.


Doctor said that my left side is gonna be tilted forever and that i would need surgery in order to fix it, i said nah, i'm not gonna get it doc, the radiographs clearly showed that my cervical discs were injured and he said it won't gonna be in 100% functioning condition, but rather in 50% if everything goes well, he said that i would feel like the osteoarthritis patients, and that i will have difficulty to move my neck, he insisted to do a surgery but i told him nah, maybe i should've undergo the surgery but i'm high inhib as fuck. On my way to home i didn't cried because of the pains, but because i will never ascend, pussy has destroyed me, i will be the perfect example of what 0 pussy does to a mf.. nigga almost killed himself for a MM of a fucking shittiest bone, if there wasn't parents in my house, i would legit die on the spot, i felt like the whole world is going to end and that i'm getting a stroke - I am not complaining, i should have died so i won't waste oxygen to other people, except it was painful so i had to scream... if it wasn't painful i would throw a giggle cause i know this life in a former subhuman shell is going to end.





TLDR - NEVER CHINTUCK OR YOU WILL SEVERELY INJURE YOURSELF, I ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT.
thx
How’s reading the Koran going bro?
 
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i love you no homo in advance if the surgery fails
 
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Please stop answering to this thread or i will make sure that you get a ban, thx
just tell me, why the fuck would you chinktuck??????
 
Please stop answering to this thread or i will make sure that you get a ban, thx



Pretty bad actually, come to PM bro
I messaged you and you didn’t reply
 
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I'm really sorry man...
 
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I don't really understand why you don't want the surgery if it can improve your situation
 
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@alican99 @itorroella9 @Mexicanboi what is funny, i almost died and got osteoarthritis for the rest of my life. "Hahaha chintuck died let's celebrate" :feelsuhh: Now i won't be able to enjoy anything in my shitty life, i'm left alone and miserable to enjoy seeing chad while i root and break my neck. I'm going to off myself now, fuck this shitty life, it's better to not care rather than laugh at me. I should have died
 
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@alican99 @itorroella9 @Mexicanboi what is funny, i almost died and got osteoarthritis for the rest of my life. "Hahaha chintuck died let's celebrate" :feelsuhh: Now i won't be able to enjoy anything in my shitty life, i'm left alone and miserable to enjoy seeing chad while i root and break my neck. I'm going to off myself now, fuck this shitty life, it's better to not care rather than laugh at me. I should have died
Your life lacks meaning, so you cling to the false notion that the hole within you is a lack of hedonistic pleasure
You are already seeing the repercussions of the path you chose to walk on
 
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I don't really understand why you don't want the surgery if it can improve your situation
I can get surgery to correct my neck because it will be forever tilted on the left side, however, i can avoid it but it will lead down to problems later in life.
 
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username checks out but damn this is depressing if true. why chin tuck with a belt?
 
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I can get surgery to correct my neck because it will be forever tilted on the left side, however, i can avoid it but it will lead down to problems later in life.
so will you get it?
 
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Based
 
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is it really that dangerous a surgery?
They are correcting your neck just but i am high inhib, i don't know yet if i should undergo the surgery
 
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My dad fucked up his neck in a car accident when he was younger & he only did 1 out of the 2 surgeries that would make it better & it impaired him a lot
 
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you should bro trust me
If so, this life doesn't have any meaning to me so i wanted to die, but let's fix the cause i guess. I will call the doctor tomorrow to elab me more about the surgery
 
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I am worried about you now
 
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hey & at least you didn't die.
 
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Time to buy VIP and change your username, boyo.
 
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If you died nobody here would have even realized. That's a scary thought tbh
 
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I am worried about you now
Don't worry bro, i will go to consultation tomorrow about the surgery @Xen told me his dad had it and that he is ok now, still not in perfect condition but ok

hey & at least you didn't die.
If only something good happened to me, why bad stuff always...
 
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@Xen told me his dad had it and that he is ok now, still not in perfect condition but ok
idk if it was the exact surgery i just know it was to do with neck disks
 
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idk if it was the exact surgery i just know it was to do with neck disks
Holy shit then it might be the one that i'm actually needing because my discs were fucked... I got more confidence to go under the surgery now, thx bro
 
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As i was chintucking, i though nothing is going to happen because i'm doing this shit daily to the point it has become easy to do the excercise


So me, the Balkanic retard i am who likes to try things, i hanged the belt around my head and started pulling the head in opposite direction... Quickly i heard the *CLICK* sound and felt like i'm going to die, like i'm having the stroke. I felt to the ground in tears and went to the fucking hospital. When i arrived the doctor fixed my neck with his hands and god it was the most painful thing i've ever encountered, i started SCREAMING, HE DIDN'T GAVE ME ANESTHESIA.. MOTHERFUCKER FIXED MY NECK WITH HANDS :feelsrope:, and i was getting the cast for neck to wear it for 2 months, the nurse who was putting it was sexy as fuck i got the boner in front of entire clinic :feelsohh::feelsohh:, she smiled when she noticed it and i was witnessing an sudden anxiety attack because oh well i am just a truecel to her, then she asked me what happened to me and i said it was an car accident (i lied in attempt to give normal fucking impression), she said oh that's bad (as if she gives a fuck, fucking femoid) then nothing happened, i was too injured that i barely spoke a word, but i felt anxious either way.


Doctor said that my left side is gonna be tilted forever and that i would need surgery in order to fix it, i said nah, i'm not gonna get it doc, the radiographs clearly showed that my cervical discs were injured and he said it won't gonna be in 100% functioning condition, but rather in 50% if everything goes well, he said that i would feel like the osteoarthritis patients, and that i will have difficulty to move my neck, he insisted to do a surgery but i told him nah, maybe i should've undergo the surgery but i'm high inhib as fuck. On my way to home i didn't cried because of the pains, but because i will never ascend, pussy has destroyed me, i will be the perfect example of what 0 pussy does to a mf.. nigga almost killed himself for a MM of a fucking shittiest bone, if there wasn't parents in my house, i would legit die on the spot, i felt like the whole world is going to end and that i'm getting a stroke - I am not complaining, i should have died so i won't waste oxygen to other people, except it was painful so i had to scream... if it wasn't painful i would throw a giggle cause i know this life in a former subhuman shell is going to end.





TLDR - NEVER CHINTUCK OR YOU WILL SEVERELY INJURE YOURSELF, I ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT.
thx
Hope you’re feeling better bro!
 
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Can't believe how sickening and pathetic most of you are...True nature of humans- selfish and disgusting
 
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Be chad or die trying
 
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Can't believe how sickening and pathetic most of you are...True nature of humans- selfish and disgusting
It do be like that bro, no one is a true friend here, maybe like 2 people who helped me such as @Xen and no one else, nobody gives a fuck if i died, and they giggle at me if i survived...
 
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@TsarTsar444 sta je smesno narkomančino pateticna licemerska?
 
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I feel some of these symptoms too while doing neck exercises
Plus lightheadedness
Should i continue?....
 
@TsarTsar444 sta je smesno narkomančino pateticna?
Zamisli da se njemu desilo, jecao bi u suzama i molio za pomoć

Ovo govori samo kolko su ljudi licemerni, nisam ocekivao da ce biti ovako bezobrazni, a neka im bog da da prožive isto pa da se onda ja smejem..
 
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damn bro
hope it gets better. I would trust the doctor to fix it, i dont think they will do anything risky.
good luck
 
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Zamisli da se njemu desilo, jecao bi u suzama i molio za pomoć

Ovo govori samo kolko su ljudi licemerni, nisam ocekivao da ce biti ovako bezobrazni, a neka im bog da da prožive isto pa da se onda ja smejem..
Tezak zivot kme kme droga mi treba od majcine ustedjevine jer sam bedan da nadjem posao.Bedan userbase i onda drka na Naciste
 
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Tezak zivot kme kme droga mi treba od majcine ustedjevine jer sam bedan da nadjem posao.Bedan userbase i onda drka na Naciste
Mani ga u kurac, nisam očekivao da će tako postupiti prema meni a prijatelji smo, još sam mu pomogao kad je bilo šta trebalo... Bolje da nije bacio giggle, makar bi mi bilo lakse podneti, ali ovo.... Ovo je čisto licemerstvo, ja nemam šta reći za ovakvo ponašanje a samo bih želeo da svim tim ljudima dogodi isto pa da se ja onda smejem... Jebeni dušmani
 
@TsarTsar444 sta je smesno narkomančino pateticna licemerska?
Zamisli da se njemu desilo, jecao bi u suzama i molio za pomoć

Ovo govori samo kolko su ljudi licemerni, nisam ocekivao da ce biti ovako bezobrazni, a neka im bog da da prožive isto pa da se onda ja smejem..
Шта вам је бре, смешно ми је оно са доктором што није дао анестезију, пеак балкан стуф. И не дрогирам се, то све што кажем овде је ларп да лажем 15 годишно децу
 
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Шта вам је бре, смешно ми је оно са доктором што није дао анестезију, пеак балкан стуф. И не дрогирам се, то све што кажем овде је ларп да лажем 15 годишно децу
Ako je tako, onda izvini sa moje strane, pogrešno sam protumačio giggle, izvini onda
 
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Zamisli da se njemu desilo, jecao bi u suzama i molio za pomoć

Ovo govori samo kolko su ljudi licemerni, nisam ocekivao da ce biti ovako bezobrazni, a neka im bog da da prožive isto pa da se onda ja smejem
Koji kurac je ovaj čudni jezik. Odvratno je prestati tipkati u njemu. Vrati se na engleski.
 
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Koji kurac je ovaj čudni jezik. Odvratno je prestati tipkati u njemu. Vrati se na engleski.
Брате тебе боли курац што сам ја замало умро, нигде ни тужног реакта нити било чега а?
 
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Ako je tako, onda izvini sa moje strane, pogrešno sam protumačio giggle, izvini onda
Нисам ни прочито ово све, мислио сам само си неки мишич истего па реко ово није ич озбилно, тек сад прочита да је доста лошо. Иди опериши се онда, шта чекаш? И требо си прво да се загријеш пред да радиш то
 
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Нисам ни прочито ово све, мислио сам само си неки мишич истего па реко ово није ич озбилно, тек сад прочита да је доста лошо. Иди опериши се онда, шта чекаш? И требо си прво да се загријеш пред да радиш то
tsertser legit shte razpori putkata na maikata na OP
 
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how df did u do that?
 
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