CHIPOTLE'S ONLINE ORDER SYSTEM SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN

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I CANT FUCKING STAND CHIPOTLE'S BS PORTION SIZES HOLY SHIT
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Plz lmk on what fucking planet should I be paying 13.50 for this shit
everytime I have a long, exasting day and just wanna go home after work and school, I order chipotle.
today I did not have time to go in and grab it so I bought it online with the hopes id get a solid 60g ish of protein
32g of protein, 180-185 calories in each portion x2.
NO, I GET A BOWL WITH NOT EVEN A FULL SERVING. FML.
 
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plz guys somebody share anger with me
 
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I CANT FUCKING STAND CHIPOTLE'S BS PORTION SIZES HOLY SHIT
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Plz lmk on what fucking planet should I be paying 13.50 for this shit
everytime I have a long, exasting day and just wanna go home after work and school, I order chipotle.
today I did not have time to go in and grab it so I bought it online with the hopes id get a solid 60g ish of protein
32g of protein, 180-185 calories in each portion x2.
NO, I GET A BOWL WITH NOT EVEN A FULL SERVING. FML.
this is what you get for being a bad goy
 
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I CANT FUCKING STAND CHIPOTLE'S BS PORTION SIZES HOLY SHIT
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Plz lmk on what fucking planet should I be paying 13.50 for this shit
everytime I have a long, exasting day and just wanna go home after work and school, I order chipotle.
today I did not have time to go in and grab it so I bought it online with the hopes id get a solid 60g ish of protein
32g of protein, 180-185 calories in each portion x2.
NO, I GET A BOWL WITH NOT EVEN A FULL SERVING. FML.
yo i work at chipotle. if you want good bullshit proportions go through the line and mentally torture the server into giving you more food.

looking someone face to face will pressure them into it.

the DML line witch is the online order line in the back of the store is usually ran by a manager who knows and follows exact bullshit portion guides.
 
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yo i work at chipotle. if you want good bullshit proportions go through the line and mentally torture the server into giving you more food.

looking someone face to face will pressure them into it.

the DML line witch is the online order line in the back of the store is usually ran by a manager who knows and follows exact bullshit portion guides.
thanks so much bhai ❤️:feelsahh:

post a chipotle servings guide JFL
 
yo i work at chipotle. if you want good bullshit proportions go through the line and mentally torture the server into giving you more food.
yea bro they use to give me half fucking queso when i ordered online

now i go in line and order it and the little bitch fills my food up to the brim cuz he knows id beat his ass if he dont
 
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yea bro they use to give me half fucking queso when i ordered online

now i go in line and order it and the little bitch fills my food up to the brim cuz he knows id beat his ass if he dont
yes exactly, when i go after the gym i feel soo mogger and i end up getting soo much chicken and queso

coincidence, i think NOTT
 
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I CANT FUCKING STAND CHIPOTLE'S BS PORTION SIZES HOLY SHIT
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Plz lmk on what fucking planet should I be paying 13.50 for this shit
everytime I have a long, exasting day and just wanna go home after work and school, I order chipotle.
today I did not have time to go in and grab it so I bought it online with the hopes id get a solid 60g ish of protein
32g of protein, 180-185 calories in each portion x2.
NO, I GET A BOWL WITH NOT EVEN A FULL SERVING. FML.
It’s because they think you’re gonna be a fat 5’1 women who will get pissed and offended if the serving sizes are too big. Remember it’s 2026 and pretty much everything, stores and restaurants etc, is designed for credit spending women and what makes them feel good
 
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It’s because they think you’re gonna be a fat 5’1 women who will get pissed and offended if the serving sizes are too big. Remember it’s 2026 and pretty much everything, stores and restaurants etc, is designed for credit spending women and what makes them feel good
yea:feelswah:
 
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