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APOSTLE333

APOSTLE333

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Inspired by @alexias post from yesterday

Who would you date if given the chance
(all LTR and these are your only options if you dont want any of them you die a virgin and lonely)

Your options are:

Black girl
-6'5
-single mother of 3 (3 baby dadies)
-Ratchet
-Has Chlamydia
-13 bodies
-stacylite
-Fat ass and big breast

Chinese girl
-Barely understands english
-Annoying accent
-Annoying as fuck
-Always asking you to send money to her broke ass parents in china
-Only with you because of your money and Pheno (You have a white Pheno)
-Mtb
-Will always try to find an excuse to not have sex with you
-flat as fuck
-1 body

Muslim girl
-Forces you to convert to islam (you have to take it super serious)
-Forces you to move to afghanistan to join the Taliban
-Lets you Slay other women
-Virgin
-Giga stacy
-Does whatever you say
-infertile

Racist girl
-5'9
-white passing Venezuelan
-Says Buzzwords like Stacy and Larp irl
-Post incel bait on tiktok.
-Has sent nudes to mods on a male only forum so they let her stay
-Claims to be Slavic and a Nazi
-Annoying as fuck
-Htb


which one r u choosing?
 
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B
 
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B
 
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A because i can have a child with her and save my 5'4 genetics. Also i prefer black women
 
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Inspired by @alexias post from yesterday

Who would you date if given the chance
(all LTR and these are your only options if you dont want any of them you die a virgin and lonely)

Your options are:

Black girl
-6'5
-single mother of 3 (3 baby dadies)
-Ratchet
-Has Chlamydia
-13 bodies
-stacylite
-Fat ass and big breast

Chinese girl
-Barely understands english
-Annoying accent
-Annoying as fuck
-Always asking you to send money to her broke ass parents in china
-Only with you because of your money and Pheno (You have a white Pheno)
-Mtb
-Will always try to find an excuse to not have sex with you
-flat as fuck
-1 body

Muslim girl
-Forces you to convert to islam (you have to take it super serious)
-Forces you to move to afghanistan to join the Taliban
-Lets you Slay other women
-Virgin
-Giga stacy
-Does whatever you say
-infertile

Racist girl
-5'9
-white passing Venezuelan
-Says Buzzwords like Stacy and Larp irl
-Post incel bait on tiktok.
-Has sent nudes to mods on a male only forum so they let her stay
-Claims to be Slavic and a Nazi
-Annoying as fuck
-Htb


which one r u choosing?
Obvious winner is the Muslim girl
 
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Idk what is chlamydia tho
 
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Inspired by @alexias post from yesterday

Who would you date if given the chance
(all LTR and these are your only options if you dont want any of them you die a virgin and lonely)

Your options are:

Black girl
-6'5
-single mother of 3 (3 baby dadies)
-Ratchet
-Has Chlamydia
-13 bodies
-stacylite
-Fat ass and big breast

Chinese girl
-Barely understands english
-Annoying accent
-Annoying as fuck
-Always asking you to send money to her broke ass parents in china
-Only with you because of your money and Pheno (You have a white Pheno)
-Mtb
-Will always try to find an excuse to not have sex with you
-flat as fuck
-1 body

Muslim girl
-Forces you to convert to islam (you have to take it super serious)
-Forces you to move to afghanistan to join the Taliban
-Lets you Slay other women
-Virgin
-Giga stacy
-Does whatever you say
-infertile

Racist girl
-5'9
-white passing Venezuelan
-Says Buzzwords like Stacy and Larp irl
-Post incel bait on tiktok.
-Has sent nudes to mods on a male only forum so they let her stay
-Claims to be Slavic and a Nazi
-Annoying as fuck
-Htb


which one r u choosing?
Already Muslim and Afghan ts easy
 
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Why you even had to add chlamidia😢😢😢
 
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Muslim girl ez
 
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id rather kms
 
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I can join and I'll run off with her
She's a super muslim and is the one who forced you to join. if you try to leave shell kill u
 
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She's a super muslim and is the one who forced you to join. if you try to leave shell kill u
how's she letting me fuck other women lol, I'll just stay the Afghani girls are elite as well
 
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ass vs shit vs poop vs piss
 
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Inspired by @alexias post from yesterday

Who would you date if given the chance
(all LTR and these are your only options if you dont want any of them you die a virgin and lonely)

Your options are:

Black girl
-6'5
-single mother of 3 (3 baby dadies)
-Ratchet
-Has Chlamydia
-13 bodies
-stacylite
-Fat ass and big breast

Chinese girl
-Barely understands english
-Annoying accent
-Annoying as fuck
-Always asking you to send money to her broke ass parents in china
-Only with you because of your money and Pheno (You have a white Pheno)
-Mtb
-Will always try to find an excuse to not have sex with you
-flat as fuck
-1 body

Muslim girl
-Forces you to convert to islam (you have to take it super serious)
-Forces you to move to afghanistan to join the Taliban
-Lets you Slay other women
-Virgin
-Giga stacy
-Does whatever you say
-infertile

Racist girl
-5'9
-white passing Venezuelan
-Says Buzzwords like Stacy and Larp irl
-Post incel bait on tiktok.
-Has sent nudes to mods on a male only forum so they let her stay
-Claims to be Slavic and a Nazi
-Annoying as fuck
-Htb


which one r u choosing?
ngl I'm in deciding the black girl or the racist girl
 
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I'm going with the racist latina
 
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3
(ofc larping islam shit to slay)
 
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Inspired by @alexias post from yesterday

Who would you date if given the chance
(all LTR and these are your only options if you dont want any of them you die a virgin and lonely)

Your options are:

Black girl
-6'5
-single mother of 3 (3 baby dadies)
-Ratchet
-Has Chlamydia
-13 bodies
-stacylite
-Fat ass and big breast

Chinese girl
-Barely understands english
-Annoying accent
-Annoying as fuck
-Always asking you to send money to her broke ass parents in china
-Only with you because of your money and Pheno (You have a white Pheno)
-Mtb
-Will always try to find an excuse to not have sex with you
-flat as fuck
-1 body

Muslim girl
-Forces you to convert to islam (you have to take it super serious)
-Forces you to move to afghanistan to join the Taliban
-Lets you Slay other women
-Virgin
-Giga stacy
-Does whatever you say
-infertile

Racist girl
-5'9
-white passing Venezuelan
-Says Buzzwords like Stacy and Larp irl
-Post incel bait on tiktok.
-Has sent nudes to mods on a male only forum so they let her stay
-Claims to be Slavic and a Nazi
-Annoying as fuck
-Htb


which one r u choosing?
The best option here is rope
but Im gonna say option 3 and when start talking about Taliban Im just gonna mute her
 
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