Chris Hemsworth had to wear a fake penis (dickcels + sfcels do not enter)

[HOLYFUARK]

Not even Chad face can save you from the brutality of dickpill , apparently Chris Hemsworth had to wear a fake penis in the film "Vacation", because his real one didn't stand out enough compared to the rest of his body:

First, they had to choose the right prosthetic. “It was definitely one of the more surreal aspects of preparing for this movie,” Goldstein admitted. “The morning we shot that sequence, we went into another room in the house we were shooting in, and Chris modeled the eight-inch and the ten-inch options for us,” said Daley. The eight-incher was quickly vetoed: “As big as it would seem, it did not look that big on him. I think it was just because Chris is such a big, hulking dude.” “He makes the normal-size penis look small,” Goldstein concurred.

or is it a jewish plot to bank more money on bwc theory ?

 

[Deleted member 24586]

If someone has a small dick (sub 5.5 length and sub 4.7 girth) they should LDAR because nothing will be able to compensate for having a small cock

 

[Deleted member 16501]

Goldstein wanted to humiliate Aryan man even more

 

[HOLYFUARK]

If someone has a small dick (sub 5.5 length and sub 4.7 girth) they should LDAR because nothing will be able to compensate for having a small cock

so 50% of people should ldar

 

[Deleted member 23017]

Do we know how big his real dick is? I wanna know if it's over for me or not.

 

[HOLYFUARK]

Do we know how big his real dick is? I wanna know if it's over for me or not.

definetely 7 or less

 

[Jigen]

Do we know how big his real dick is? I wanna know if it's over for me or not.

It’s prob like 6.5 BP

 

[Deleted member 23017]

definetely 7 or less

Doubt it's 7. If it was, he never would have had to wear a fake dick.

 

[gamma]

That's common in film industry, all actors do this

 

[Deleted member 24586]

so 50% of people should ldar
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5.5 is not the avg for western males, maybe for gooks and curries but not for blacks and whites and they are the ones that make up the majority of the competition in the sexual market. Jfl if you think having a 5.5 (or below) inch cock wouldn't get you divorced or cheated on.