Christians are the funniest shit ever

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"haha you will go to hell get ready for eternal fire"

Like even this sentence itself doesn't make sense.

Do you know what the word "eternal" means? Like it's forever. It's fucking FOREVER, theres no end.

So why tf would a God, if it existed, give you eternal fire for like 60 years on earth for example

Does eternal fire for 60 years on earth make sense?

Fucking retarded religious fags

I hate religious people so much

Fuck your god
 
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"haha you will go to hell get ready for eternal fire"

Like even this sentence itself doesn't make sense.

Do you know what the word "eternal" means? Like it's forever. It's fucking FOREVER, theres no end.

So why tf would a God, if it existed, give you eternal fire for like 60 years on earth for example

Does eternal fire for 60 years on earth make sense?

Fucking retarded religious fags

I hate religious people so much

Fuck your god
You just made zero sense
 
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chill man, as much as i dont appreciate fellow christians that speak nonsense, i still love them, the same way we should all love eachover instead of insulting others
 
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chill man, as much as i dont appreciate fellow christians that speak nonsense, i still love them, the same way we should all love eachover instead of insulting others
Low T moralfag

Fuck christians
 
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"haha you will go to hell get ready for eternal fire"

Like even this sentence itself doesn't make sense.

Do you know what the word "eternal" means? Like it's forever. It's fucking FOREVER, theres no end.

So why tf would a God, if it existed, give you eternal fire for like 60 years on earth for example

Does eternal fire for 60 years on earth make sense?

Fucking retarded religious fags

I hate religious people so much

Fuck your god
awww its panicking its mad LOLOLOLOL made an entire threat HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS HAVING A MELTDOWN LOL
 
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You're just too fucking retarded to comprehend it.
No it’s because you’re posting a thread that’s in ur head ur not even trying trying to explain it ur just saying what ever is in ur head rn
 
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Wow we've got a tough guy over here
 
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I remember reading a Muzzie justifying that stance by saying if you blaspheme their eternal creator (even by simply not believing) then you deserve an eternal punishment or sumshit like that :feelshaha:
 
Stupid christcucks

"OMG GOD WILL PUNISH ME HECKIN GOD BRO I WILL BE PUNISHED!1!1!"
Ur stupid u think that hell is a punishment no it’s not it’s life without god, god gave us free will and you choose what you want to do with it if you choose not to accept god then u chose to go to hell
 
Ur stupid u think that hell is a punishment no it’s not it’s life without god, god gave us free will and you choose what you want to do with it if you choose not to accept god then u chose to go to hell
God in theory should know everything.

So he would know what we're gonna do with our free will too.

Fucking retard
 
God in theory should know everything.

So he would know what we're gonna do with our free will too.

Fucking retard
He didn’t program you to choose too go to hell

Look he knows what ur going to do tmrw but he didn’t program you to do it so it’s ur free choice

You just said that “he knows I’m going hell”
Well look you have the choice as of rn to repent so he gives you the options in life to convert

You write 3 threads already about Christian’s so you already know about it and he gives u the options to repent
 
Look he knows what ur going to do tmrw but he didn’t program you to do it so it’s ur free choice
Do you realize how retarded you sound?

I guess this is what happens when you eat grain products which makes you retarded.
 
agreed, im curious what do you think happens after death?
 
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Do you realize how retarded you sound?

I guess this is what happens when you eat grain products which makes you retarded.
Why do you assume that I eat grain products? And how do I sound retarded I guess you couldn’t find anything wrong with the post I made
 
Religion = brainwashed slave

Brainwashed slave diet = grains

You make no sense at all btw
Hahaha this goatis fan over here can’t find anything wrong with my post then proceeds to call me brainwashed typical iqlet activity
 
this goatis fan
That's your argument? Your argument for god existing is me being a goatis fan?

Prove my point even more that religious people are retarded.
 
Hilarity of it all is that that depiction of hell is never mentioned in the Bible. The interpretation was made up after Early Jews/Christians were influenced by the Persians and Zoroastrianism. The Bible says hell is nothing more than a pit for the dead. The ‘Rapture” (wont happen) has similar lore.

They’re slaves to a shitty deity for no reason
 
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i understand why u believe that im apart of a religion but ive lost a ton of faith
 
Hilarity of it all is that that depiction of hell is never mentioned in the Bible. The interpretation was made up after Early Jews/Christians were influenced by the Persians and Zoroastrianism. The Bible says hell is nothing more than a pit for the dead. The ‘Rapture” (wont happen) has similar lore.

They’re slaves to a shitty deity for no reason
Also the word hell is copied from the nordic underworld helheim
 
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Also why would the creator of the universe who can literally do anything he wants be so insecure that he sends people to eternal suffering just because they didn’t believe in him for 80 or so years? Makes absolutely no sense at all. Also he could just make everything literally perfect for us or he could just show up to everyone who asks him if he’s real but that obviously doesn’t happen.

If there is a creator then I assume he doesn’t meddle in the affairs of our world.
 
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My mental health improved dramatically when I left the church.

My last encounter with a fundie, was actually just a friendly walk at the beach with a female friend. Ruined the whole day for me each time she kept repeating to herself "I am a sinner" like the nutcase that she is. I blocked her after that, no regrets.

Being around them I feel heavy, weighed down, and miserable.

Stay away from fundies at all cost. If you are worried about the afterlife, devour as much content as you can that contradicts the empty threats from fundies. For me, positive stories about NDEs helped, as did watching all of Richard Dawkins' content. You might say those two are contradictory, but not really. Think of it more like a probability distribution, with many possibilities, and you don't have to fixate on having the perfect single correct answer.

There are many possibilities of what the true face of reality is. Maybe it's purely chaos, forces of nature driving evolution without any direction or plan. Or maybe there is an afterlife, and it is truly positive, loving and forgiving, as many positive NDEs all report similar things, despite being from different religions.

There are many ways to prove to yourself logically that the empty threats from fundies are ridiculous. And you should do that. But if you are around them, and you spend time with them, then regardless of how much defense you have built up with reason and sense, your subconscious mind will unfortunately absorb their very negative, depressing view on reality, at a more primitive emotional level, that will cause you to doubt yourself.

Therefore, there is absolutely no reason to voluntarily spend time around them, they are poisonous for your mind.
 
Also why would the creator of the universe who can literally do anything he wants be so insecure that he sends people to eternal suffering just because they didn’t believe in him for 80 or so years? Makes absolutely no sense at all. Also he could just make everything literally perfect for us or he could just show up to everyone who asks him if he’s real but that obviously doesn’t happen.

If there is a creator then I assume he doesn’t meddle in the affairs of our world.
I'm gonna live for 400 years or 20
 

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