Christians believe in this shit ??😂

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Let’s real quiz summarize the story of the Bible:
God sacrificed himself, to himself, to get rid of sin, which he put in place, which came from a woman’s (made from a man’s rib) eating of an apple. However the woman was tricked by the snake, but god knew she would eat it and let her be there anyways. Now because said woman ate the apple humanity is DOOMED

some time has passed and now god is upset with the behavior of humanity(that he allowed for), and sends a flood to kill everyone. Lastly, god won’t show who he is or show he is real, but if you don’t worship his teachings he will punish you in hell forever.
 
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but if you don’t worship his teachings he will punish you in hell forever.
Nope. OP is wrong on Christian doctrine.
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i believe in gandy heaven
 
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Some of the more logical religious people I know look at a lot of that stuff especially Adam and Eve as metaphorical
 
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Let’s real quiz summarize the story of the Bible:
God sacrificed himself, to himself, to get rid of sin, which he put in place, which came from a woman’s (made from a man’s rib) eating of an apple. However the woman was tricked by the snake, but god knew she would eat it and let her be there anyways. Now because said woman ate the apple humanity is DOOMED

some time has passed and now god is upset with the behavior of humanity(that he allowed for), and sends a flood to kill everyone. Lastly, god won’t show who he is or show he is real, but if you don’t worship his teachings he will punish you in hell forever.
My personal belief is that most of before Jesus in the bible are just lies to get people to join churches such as hell which isnt a place where humans go but like a prison for demons n shit
 
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Same way atheists believe their grandpa was a fish
 
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Why did God impregnate 16yo Mary?
 
Same way atheists believe their grandpa was a fish
There’s proof of evolution that’s existed for years but keep coping
 
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We all live in hell, there is no escape, and will never be.
 
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I get the impulse to clown on the surface-level version, sure. But that’s the easiest target on earth. Mocking the nursery tale doesn’t put you above it, it just shows you’ve never looked past the nursery. If you’re going to reject a tradition, at least reject the real architecture, not the cartoon they gave the masses.
 
I get the impulse to clown on the surface-level version, sure. But that’s the easiest target on earth. Mocking the nursery tale doesn’t put you above it, it just shows you’ve never looked past the nursery. If you’re going to reject a tradition, at least reject the real architecture, not the cartoon they gave the masses.
Are you talking about the gnostic view as the real archtucture ? I'm confused
 
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And the worst thing is that these people will insult Islam 100x a day as if Christianity is not just as retarded like bro ur both in the same discord
 
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Are you talking about the gnostic view as the real archtucture ? I'm confused
Yeah, it absolutely lines up with the Gnostic frame. I’m not trying to box myself into any label necessarily, but I do resonate with that tradition, especially groups like the Cathars. They just described the underlying mechanics in a way that matches what I’m pointing at.
 
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Yeah, it absolutely lines up with the Gnostic frame. I’m not trying to box myself into any label necessarily, but I do resonate with that tradition, especially groups like the Cathars. They just described the underlying mechanics in a way that matches what I’m pointing at.
I've been thinking lately that maybe freemasonry is a elite religion and isn't bad per say but just elitist and gets a bad wrap from the lowers
 
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I've been thinking lately that maybe freemasonry is a elite religion and isn't bad per say but just elitist and gets a bad wrap from the lowers
I think the same. I believe that the original function of these secret societies wasn’t sinister, but rather quite noble and protective.
Masons, Templars, Rosicrucians etc. were just containers for material that would’ve been moralised or stamped out in the open.

Most normie peasants out there simply couldn’t handle it without distorting it.
 
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There’s proof of evolution that’s existed for years but keep coping
Luckily for me I don't trust science
 

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