Christians believe in this shit ??😂

[ChadL1te]

Let’s real quiz summarize the story of the Bible:
God sacrificed himself, to himself, to get rid of sin, which he put in place, which came from a woman’s (made from a man’s rib) eating of an apple. However the woman was tricked by the snake, but god knew she would eat it and let her be there anyways. Now because said woman ate the apple humanity is DOOMED

some time has passed and now god is upset with the behavior of humanity(that he allowed for), and sends a flood to kill everyone. Lastly, god won’t show who he is or show he is real, but if you don’t worship his teachings he will punish you in hell forever.

 

[Aladin]

but if you don’t worship his teachings he will punish you in hell forever.

Nope. OP is wrong on Christian doctrine.

 

[BrutalMogger]

i believe in gandy heaven

 

[ChadL1te]

Nope. OP is wrong on Christian doctrine.
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Elaborate

 

[ChadL1te]

i believe in gandy heaven

Same

 

[ifconfig]

Some of the more logical religious people I know look at a lot of that stuff especially Adam and Eve as metaphorical

 

[jharm]

Let’s real quiz summarize the story of the Bible:
God sacrificed himself, to himself, to get rid of sin, which he put in place, which came from a woman’s (made from a man’s rib) eating of an apple. However the woman was tricked by the snake, but god knew she would eat it and let her be there anyways. Now because said woman ate the apple humanity is DOOMED

some time has passed and now god is upset with the behavior of humanity(that he allowed for), and sends a flood to kill everyone. Lastly, god won’t show who he is or show he is real, but if you don’t worship his teachings he will punish you in hell forever.

My personal belief is that most of before Jesus in the bible are just lies to get people to join churches such as hell which isnt a place where humans go but like a prison for demons n shit

 

[VohnnyBoy]

Same way atheists believe their grandpa was a fish

 

[Aladin]

Same way atheists believe their grandpa was a fish

Based

 

[Aladin]

Elaborate

It’s about accepting Jesus as savior.

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

Why did God impregnate 16yo Mary?