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I work part time in the ED as a Nurse and part time as a Paramedic so I see a lot of trauma and death but normies were roping in record numbers in Dec 2022.
Dozens of foids had deliberate polypharmacy overdoses from benzos, opiates, paracetamol to beta blockers and insulin.
2 guys in one night stabbed themselves, one guy after trying to commit suicide by cop.
The night before a guy shot himself in the head with a .45-70 lever action rifle and he was fully conscious with his face split open.
Some ricecel chinese international student drove an e-scooter directly into oncoming traffic because his visa got cancelled.
1 guy deliberately crashed his car, broke his neck and turned himself into a quadriplegic. It was especially brutal for him coming to terms with the fact that he was still alive, his ex-wife didn't pick up the phone when we called her a dozen times so his kids weren't coming to see him, and every time we checked he could only move his head and couldn't feel anything below that.
Now all the Nurses and Doctors had been wearing Christmas-themed scrubs all month with shit like reindeer, snowmen, and santas on them, festive earrings, tinsel scrunchies etc. and birkenstocks which basically look like christmas elf shoes when paired with the rest of the shit they were wearing.
A motorcyclist on the highway collided with a car at around 110km/h, was ejected from his bike and flew 50+ metres through the air and hit the ground, ripped both his legs off and all his fingers on both hands when he landed and skimmed across the road. Paramedics transfused multiple units of blood into him, sedated him and intubated him by the time he got to us in the ED but he very rapidly deteriorated into a PEA arrest just as his family turned up to see him so we had to do a full resus.
- Imagine being the family and seeing 10 elves in christmas-themed clothing taking turns doing CPR on your loved one who is completely naked, covered in blood from head to toe and missing his lower legs.
- Imagine right next door there are half a dozen crying family members holding the hand of a 20-something foid who ODd and is about to be taken off life support
- Now imagine one of the ED Consultant Doctors, a late 30s skinny blonde Stacey wearing a green and red scrub top with christmas trees on it and fucking reindeer ears on her head tells you that your dad is braindead and that the elves are going to stop CPR.
Thank fuck I had NYE off so I could go to a party like a normie and get laid.
Dozens of foids had deliberate polypharmacy overdoses from benzos, opiates, paracetamol to beta blockers and insulin.
2 guys in one night stabbed themselves, one guy after trying to commit suicide by cop.
The night before a guy shot himself in the head with a .45-70 lever action rifle and he was fully conscious with his face split open.
Some ricecel chinese international student drove an e-scooter directly into oncoming traffic because his visa got cancelled.
1 guy deliberately crashed his car, broke his neck and turned himself into a quadriplegic. It was especially brutal for him coming to terms with the fact that he was still alive, his ex-wife didn't pick up the phone when we called her a dozen times so his kids weren't coming to see him, and every time we checked he could only move his head and couldn't feel anything below that.
Now all the Nurses and Doctors had been wearing Christmas-themed scrubs all month with shit like reindeer, snowmen, and santas on them, festive earrings, tinsel scrunchies etc. and birkenstocks which basically look like christmas elf shoes when paired with the rest of the shit they were wearing.
A motorcyclist on the highway collided with a car at around 110km/h, was ejected from his bike and flew 50+ metres through the air and hit the ground, ripped both his legs off and all his fingers on both hands when he landed and skimmed across the road. Paramedics transfused multiple units of blood into him, sedated him and intubated him by the time he got to us in the ED but he very rapidly deteriorated into a PEA arrest just as his family turned up to see him so we had to do a full resus.
- Imagine being the family and seeing 10 elves in christmas-themed clothing taking turns doing CPR on your loved one who is completely naked, covered in blood from head to toe and missing his lower legs.
- Imagine right next door there are half a dozen crying family members holding the hand of a 20-something foid who ODd and is about to be taken off life support
- Now imagine one of the ED Consultant Doctors, a late 30s skinny blonde Stacey wearing a green and red scrub top with christmas trees on it and fucking reindeer ears on her head tells you that your dad is braindead and that the elves are going to stop CPR.
Thank fuck I had NYE off so I could go to a party like a normie and get laid.
