Christopher Nolan’s next film is an adaption of ‘THE ODYSSEY’

[apocalypse]

>starring Tom Holland, Zendaya

Christopher Nolan’s next film announced as ‘mythic action epic’ The Odyssey

The Oppenheimer director’s adaptation of Homer is scheduled for release in the summer of 2026, and will feature Tom Holland, Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway and Zendaya

www.theguardian.com

 

[moodless]

o brother where art thou by coen brothers already did it better

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

>starring Tom Holland, Zendaya

Christopher Nolan’s next film announced as ‘mythic action epic’ The Odyssey

The Oppenheimer director’s adaptation of Homer is scheduled for release in the summer of 2026, and will feature Tom Holland, Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway and Zendaya

www.theguardian.com

What the fuck

Tom can slide

Got damn zendaya, they better not be casting her as the love interest when she's literally taller than Tom Holland

 

[Enfant terrible]

it will be to much for him to handle

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

it will be to much for him to handle

I think Tom is a good actor tbh

Acting is kinda awesome tbh what a cool job, unless you get diddy'd

 

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Excited to see
Why Zendaya holy shit that bitch is in every movie

 

[Enfant terrible]

I think Tom is a good actor tbh

Acting is kinda awesome tbh what a cool job, unless you get diddy'd

no nolan
all his movies kinda suck

 

[MoggerGaston]

What the fuck

Tom can slide

Got damn zendaya, they better not be casting her as the love interest when she's literally taller than Tom Holland

there is no love interest in odyssey. The story is about odysseus' travels, while being away from his wife for years.

no clue why they would even have female actors for this movie tbh. Odysseus' ship-crew was 100% male.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

there is no love interest in odyssey. The story is about odysseus' travels, while being away from his wife for years.

no clue why they would even have female actors for this movie tbh. Odysseus' ship-crew was 100% male.

It'd likely be his wife then

It seemed from headlines zendaya and Tom were both starring so idk

 

[MoggerGaston]

It'd likely be his wife then

It seemed from headlines zendaya and Tom were both starring so idk

The wife has no role whatsoever in the stories of oddyseus though. Except when leaving and arriving, which are irrelevant details.

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Was actually very excited till I saw this kms

>starring Tom Holland, Zendaya

 

[apocalypse]

The wife has no role whatsoever in the stories of oddyseus though. Except when leaving and arriving, which are irrelevant details.

They have to show the torment of the poor little foid sitting around waiting for her husband

 

[apocalypse]

>starring Tom Holland, Zendaya

 

[aber]

there is no love interest in odyssey. The story is about odysseus' travels, while being away from his wife for years.

no clue why they would even have female actors for this movie tbh. Odysseus' ship-crew was 100% male.

theres calypso, the bitch Odysseus pumped and dumped but got stuck with for 7 years.

 

[MoggerGaston]

theres calypso, the bitch Odysseus pumped and dumped but got stuck with for 7 years.

never translated texts about calypso ngl

 

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What the fuck

Tom can slide

Got damn zendaya, they better not be casting her as the love interest when she's literally taller than Tom Holland

Its great propaganda for us manlets to date taller girls

 

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at least they cast a white guy. already had a cortisol explosion ready while opening the thread, assuming it would be some ethnic, or, worse, a nigger playing the main role

 

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For some reason they keep pairing Tom Holland with black girls idk why

 

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For some reason they keep pairing Tom Holland with black girls idk why

thanks for making me experience a cortisol explosion even more intense than the one i expected

holy cringe. yep, that's exactly what makes the story about romeo and juliet so appealing - juliet looking like a ghetto nigger with teen moustache

this battle won't be over until a biopic about mohammad ali starring jonah hill makes 1 billion $

 

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thanks for making me experience a cortisol explosion even more intense than the one i expected

holy cringe. yep, that's exactly what makes the story about romeo and juliet so appealing - juliet looking like a ghetto nigger with teen moustache

Theres a movie where he had sex with a black MAN

And in the uncharted movie they paired him with a paki girl

 

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Theres a movie where he had sex with a black MAN

And in the uncharted movie they paired him with a paki girl

i enjoyed this one. not really quality, but entertaining enough to waste 2 hours or so. and the girl was cute. still, your point stands.

 

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Holland's highkey a bad Spider-Man.

 

[aber]

never translated texts about calypso ngl

I had just read the odyssey for English as translated by the Homer dude and that’s all I know about her, I’d imagine she’s hot though and zendaya has no place playing her.

 

[Futura]

What the fuck

Tom can slide

Got damn zendaya, they better not be casting her as the love interest when she's literally taller than Tom Holland

Zendaya is so fucking ugly bro

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Zendaya is so fucking ugly bro

Agreed 100%

Tall as shit, weird ass physique, no estrogen features at all and like hunter eyes

Unimaginable, likely another reptilian plant. Could be Tom Hollands handler

 

[looksmaxxed]

can we have a product of white culture that isn't polluted with kikes and niggers?

 

[Futura]

Agreed 100%

Tall as shit, weird ass physique, no estrogen features at all and like hunter eyes

Unimaginable, likely another reptilian plant. Could be Tom Hollands handler

She looks like ramirez if he got hrt at 9 years old and was smashed by a bulldozer