theonewhocantascend
Mengele is coming for your kids.
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A week ago, I had to go and get my fingerprints taken one by one, for some legal stuff, and it was done by some random womanlet, and I was disgusted by her fingers.
She was like “Excuse me” as she reached for my hands, I was mentally like “I don’t excuse you, get your paws off me landwhale”.
She weren’t even THAT fat, but she had sausage fingers like this:
Hands are so important in women, guys.
The last time I had to be in that bitch, some slim MTB took my fingerprints.
I nearly got a bonner with how soft, pale and pretty her hands were.
And also with how small they looked next to mine.
This or death tbh:
She was like “Excuse me” as she reached for my hands, I was mentally like “I don’t excuse you, get your paws off me landwhale”.
She weren’t even THAT fat, but she had sausage fingers like this:
Hands are so important in women, guys.
The last time I had to be in that bitch, some slim MTB took my fingerprints.
I nearly got a bonner with how soft, pale and pretty her hands were.
And also with how small they looked next to mine.
This or death tbh: