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Bro my mom forces me to go to these stupid church things where they try to convince me to turn to christ and shi but i can see through these niggas it feels so fake and performative like they just want your money. but the girls are really hot
 
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christian girls are the prettiest, good reason to go to the church things if you donty believe in the religion. they are generally prettier, lower body counts
 
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But if you try to get with these bitches they don't even let you hit till you married
 
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Bro my mom forces me to go to these stupid church things where they try to convince me to turn to christ and shi but i can see through these niggas it feels so fake and performative like they just want your money. but the girls are really hot
I believe in god
But i never go to the church
 
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But if you try to get with these bitches they don't even let you hit till you married
better than being with a whore no? and you can do stuff like blowjobs anyways im pretty sure while you wait
 
Bro my mom forces me to go to these stupid church things where they try to convince me to turn to christ and shi but i can see through these niggas it feels so fake and performative like they just want your money. but the girls are really hot
i agree with all of this, performative bs and hot girls, but im actually christian too, still though i feel like church gatherings are so performative smh larping the supernatural:lul::lul:
 
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better than being with a whore no? and you can do stuff like blowjobs anyways im pretty sure while you wait
Have you been to the weird ass spiritual ones where they believe in like healing people its so cringe and fake
 
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Have you been to the weird ass spiritual ones where they believe in like healing people its so cringe and fake
yes those ones are weird asf, the normal ones are chill tho. im considering larping being christian so i can get a christian girlfriend
 
yes those ones are weird asf, the normal ones are chill tho. im considering larping being christian so i can get a christian girlfriend
The babtist ones are so much better they don't give a fuck if you actually Christian and the kids are chill like you can talk about stupid shit and they don't get mad at you bc they mom also made them go
 
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I believe in God but some of these people at church are so fake and performative. They preach all this positivity shit but in reality are some of the most horrible, and judgemental people you'll ever meet.
 
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I believe in God but some of these people at church are so fake and performative. They preach all this positivity shit but in reality are some of the most horrible, and judgemental people you'll ever meet.
I think its likely that there is some sort of higher power but how are we supposed to know which religion it is I think god lwk made us and then gave up bc I wouldn't be on this forum if the world didn't suck
 
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christian girls are the prettiest, good reason to go to the church things if you donty believe in the religion. they are generally prettier, lower body counts
Most in the west are whores

I’m saying this as a Christian who has gone to multiple churches

The babtist ones are so much better they don't give a fuck if you actually Christian and the kids are chill like you can talk about stupid shit and they don't get mad at you bc they mom also made them go
Biggest whores are baptists and evangelicals the meme sect of the religion

I believe in god
But i never go to the church
if you believe but won’t go then you don’t truly believe. God wants you to be with him and you deny him of that when you don’t go

I never went this week cos I have a flu but I always go
 
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Most in the west are whores

I’m saying this as a Christian who has gone to multiple churches


Biggest whores are baptists and evangelicals the meme sect of the religion


if you believe but won’t go then you don’t truly believe. God wants you to be with him and you deny him of that when you don’t go

I never went this week cos I have a flu but I always go
what the fuck am i meant to do, are there any non whore white w
 
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church people = fakeness
church girls = whored
 
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Most in the west are whores

I’m saying this as a Christian who has gone to multiple churches


Biggest whores are baptists and evangelicals the meme sect of the religion


if you believe but won’t go then you don’t truly believe. God wants you to be with him and you deny him of that when you don’t go

I never went this week cos I have a flu but I always go
Then again, all respect for you mayne but I just don't see a reason to believe
 
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Bro my mom forces me to go to these stupid church things where they try to convince me to turn to christ and shi but i can see through these niggas it feels so fake and performative like they just want your money. but the girls are really hot
You don't need to go to a church to turn to Christ.
 
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