Cigarettes and coffee IS a balanced breakfast

[MatchaMocha]

Waking up, boil some water. Slip a filter over your cup with some grounds and pour that black coffee, maybe you put a little honey in there. Take it outside, feel the cool morning air. Here the sound of sparking up as you light that cigarette, take a long drag and feel that buzz. Sip your coffee. Get to the butt and smother the embers, take your last sip of coffee.

You'll be satiated and energized for a good few hours. People in America wonder why they're bloated and tired until noon, it's because you're eating what's basically fucking cake (pancakes or toasted white bread covered in syrup or jam) for breakfast with a side of heavy fats (eggs, sausage, whatever it is), you FAT FUCK. I don't think humans are supposed to eat in the morning anyway, especially in the way we do now.

Just remember to brush your damn teeth immediately after if you go the cigs and coffee route

 

[Epochs]

Waking up, boil some water. Slip a filter over your cup with some grounds and pour that black coffee, maybe you put a little honey in there. Take it outside, feel the cool morning air. Here the sound of sparking up as you light that cigarette, take a long drag and feel that buzz. Sip your coffee. Get to the butt and smother the embers, take your last sip of coffee.

You'll be satiated and energized for a good few hours. People in America wonder why they're bloated and tired until noon, it's because you're eating what's basically fucking cake (pancakes or toasted white bread covered in syrup or jam) for breakfast with a side of heavy fats (eggs, sausage, whatever it is), you FAT FUCK. I don't think humans are supposed to eat in the morning anyway, especially in the way we do now.

Just remember to brush your damn teeth immediately after if you go the cigs and coffee route

satiated and energized

 

[PoopyFartGamer]

Waking up, boil some water. Slip a filter over your cup with some grounds and pour that black coffee, maybe you put a little honey in there. Take it outside, feel the cool morning air. Here the sound of sparking up as you light that cigarette, take a long drag and feel that buzz. Sip your coffee. Get to the butt and smother the embers, take your last sip of coffee.

You'll be satiated and energized for a good few hours. People in America wonder why they're bloated and tired until noon, it's because you're eating what's basically fucking cake (pancakes or toasted white bread covered in syrup or jam) for breakfast with a side of heavy fats (eggs, sausage, whatever it is), you FAT FUCK. I don't think humans are supposed to eat in the morning anyway, especially in the way we do now.

Just remember to brush your damn teeth immediately after if you go the cigs and coffee route

Ur so high T bro

 

[VohnnyBoy]

european breakfast ahh

 

[MatchaMocha]

satiated and energized

Well "satiated and energized". Technically it's just a fraudulent feeling inspired by the caffeine and nicotine but it's better than feeling like shit after a traditional American breakfast

Plus, what defines those feelings? The feelings themselves or the biology behind them? Because if it's the biology then yes, technically calories would be the only way to bring them about.

 

[Magnus Ironblood]

Have some champagne with it to Winston Churchill maxx

 

[One Rep Max]

take nic gum instead other than that I approve