Cigarettes are pussy magnet

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I recently started smoking. I'm not actually yet a smoker, rarely do it but bought my first pack. A Marlboro red.

I started my first day of school today and i was super bored. Asked a girl i was talking with to come with me outside for a smoke and then she asked to finish it on while walking cuz it was ringing for class. We have a small shop people outside school people hang out at break or go to buy food.

While I was walking past the girl i was with left for class and I remained. At that shop there were my classmates, some girls from my old class I had some beef with (stupid bitches) and other older girls from the 12th grade.

All my classmates and literally the whole school only smokes vapes. And I think this is a very bitch thing to do. If ure gonna smoke and get cancer at least do it cool. Anyways as I was walking past everyone started cheering "yoo nigga u smoke? No way". Bet that girls I was in a class with before standing there must've looked with anger on their eyes. (They don't support me for some reason).

Like if ure gonna light up a cig near a girl it's so cool. Or u could invite her outside if ure at a party. Great excuse to get time alone with a girl.

Dude but the Marlboro reds in my country are so shit. They're short, smoke too fast and smell a lot. After i went to class everyone was telling me i smell. Ate 4 apples, washed my hands and then rubbed some alcohol on my hands.
 
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I've written like 20 threads on cigarettes for this exact purpose.

Cigarettes are the complete social halo.
 
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lowk wanna start smoking as well it helps socialize and get connections at least from where I'm around
But it's Haram so I can't
 
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I've written like 20 threads on cigarettes for this exact purpose.

Cigarettes are the complete social halo.
Ooohh I'll read them.
Yeah they're goated
 
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lowk wanna start smoking as well it helps socialize and get connections at least from where I'm around
But it's Haram so I can't
Become atheist
 
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Ooohh I'll read them.
Yeah they're goated
If reds aren't your thing, try marlboro golds.

They're less harsh, smoother and tend to smell less strong as it's "weaker" then reds.
 
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If reds aren't your thing, try marlboro golds.

They're less harsh, smoother and tend to smell less strong as it's "weaker" then reds.
I'm now trying more brands to see which one suits me. Thx for the recommendation
 
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