cigarettes mog zyns

[ajshabs]

when you see someone smoking a cig (unless they are a bald, fat balkan ogre who works in a car wash) u automatically assume that they must be fucking stacies

however when u see someone with like a bunch of zyns in their gum line u automatically think they are fucking retarted just due to them looking like a chipmunk with all those pouches in their gums

and honestly you have a way bigger halo pulling out a cigarette and smoking it instead of getting your gay ass pot of zyns, shoving pouches in ur gums and looking retarted in the process

not to mention the nostalgia u feel when u smell the burning tobacco

i’m so pissed off i have to use zyns but sadly the price, cost and efficiency ratio mogs cigarettes in the UK atm

i pay 4/5£ a pot which lasts me a week, instead of £12-£18 a week for a pack of ciggys

i fucking hate england tbh