vinn98
The Apex Predator
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People asking WHY I have a buzz cut and not the CEO hairstyle anymore. Let me make my hair plan very clear for everyone. My ultimate goal in life is to get a hot girlfriend, however I can't go clubbing yet or use Tinder because I still have swelling in my face from a stupid cortisone injection which is cucking me. I refuse to even talk to any girls until my face is lean again. The swelling is going away over time, every month it's a bit less. Everything now depends on my facial progress. The buzz cut is less aesthetic than the CEO hairstyle, but I feel it's more masculine and I don't know how much it matters to foids, so once my face is finally lean I will need to run a hair experiment. I will go clubbing and try to get Tinder dates with hot girls who I feel very, very attracted to. For the first phase I will keep it a buzz cut like this
If I can't get a hot girlfriend like that, then I will grow it back to the CEO hairstyle like this
If I still can't get a hot girlfriend, then I will grow it all out like this
If after all those trials and tribulations I STILL can't get a hot girlfriend, then I'm giving up and escortmaxing until I'm 70.
If I can't get a hot girlfriend like that, then I will grow it back to the CEO hairstyle like this
If I still can't get a hot girlfriend, then I will grow it all out like this
If after all those trials and tribulations I STILL can't get a hot girlfriend, then I'm giving up and escortmaxing until I'm 70.
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