Clav is now selling an "ascension course"

[EuropeanChadmaxxer]

im crine son clav is genuinely the new age jester Patel
guys whole plan was to scam people in the first place

 

[banku don]

"now" jfl

 

[Professor647]

Still ultra downgrown and recessed lol

 

[EuropeanChadmaxxer]

Still ultra downgrown and recessed lol

thats not the point bro hes literally turning into niggas he used to hate on like jester Patel and baby shitley

 

[CkldPsycho]

no money to be made in telling others to get surgery

 

[Tomer Solomon]

im crine son clav is genuinely the new age jester Patel
guys whole plan was to scam people in the first place

Yea I saw that it's hilarious

 

[EuropeanChadmaxxer]

no money to be made in telling others to get surgery

its funny how hes turning into exactly the people he hated on not even a year ago tho jfl

 

[EuropeanChadmaxxer]

Yea I saw that it's hilarious

fr bro it had me dying of laughter thinking about how he was becoming just like the people he hated

 

[Professor647]

thats not the point bro hes literally turning into niggas he used to hate on like jester Patel and baby shitley

many are doing it, some create AI accounts showing their fake ascension and their peptide link and the tiktokcels fall for it

 

[tightmason]

im crine son clav is genuinely the new age jester Patel
guys whole plan was to scam people in the first place

clavicular.org

 

[reptiles]

im crine son clav is genuinely the new age jester Patel
guys whole plan was to scam people in the first place

Yeah but unlike them clav isn't selling you bullshit

 

[tightmason]

im crine son clav is genuinely the new age jester Patel
guys whole plan was to scam people in the first place

also that tacocel aint getting saved from anything but surgery

 

[EuropeanChadmaxxer]

Yeah but unlike them clav isn't selling you bullshit

Tbh I wouldnt doubt he is most of these "ascension courses" are just bullshit cope methods

 

[Richard Cheese]

Yeah but unlike them clav isn't selling you bullshit

yeah bro definitely 'ascended' this rat face. he needs a lefort, bimax and a wraparound shotgun implant to even resemble a human.

 

[tightmason]

Tbh I wouldnt doubt he is most of these "ascension courses" are just bullshit cope methods

wdym massai jumps paired with waterpulling and chintucks dont work BROOOOO!!!!

 

[CkldPsycho]

its funny how hes turning into exactly the people he hated on not even a year ago tho jfl

no surprise there, its literally everywhere like this, not just in looksmaxxing

 

[tightmason]

yeah bro definitely 'ascended' this rat face. he needs a lefort, bimax and a wraparound shotgun implant to even resemble a human.

water

 

[EuropeanChadmaxxer]

wdym massai jumps paired with waterpulling and chintucks dont work BROOOOO!!!!

broooooooo he must not have tried UUDD or thumbpulling so he cant ascend brooootallllll

 

[EuropeanChadmaxxer]

no surprise there, its literally everywhere like this, not just in looksmaxxing

this is especially funny tho because he gains a slight bit of fame and just decides to be a greedy cunt and steal money from all his fans

 

[tightmason]

broooooooo he must not have tried UUDD or thumbpulling so he cant ascend brooootallllll

get hunter eyes with UPPER EYELID PULLING SONS (eyepressing included of course)

 

[EuropeanChadmaxxer]

get hunter eyes with UPPER EYELID PULLING SONS (eyepressing included of course) View attachment 4450889

brooooooo youll get 1000mm of extra forward growth if you just viciously suck another mans dick this is the true looksmax brooooooo

 

[Olympus]

im crine son clav is genuinely the new age jester Patel
guys whole plan was to scam people in the first place

Anything but getting the lefort lol

 

[FoidEater]

im crine son clav is genuinely the new age jester Patel
guys whole plan was to scam people in the first place

Clav might be a lil smart nigger but he wont give good advice wich he could give in his course

 

[tightmason]

brooooooo youll get 1000mm of extra forward growth if you just viciously suck another mans dick this is the true looksmax brooooooo

faggots.org will infact do this im not part of it tho

 

[tightmason]

Anything but getting the lefort lol

literally just a thing he says to keep his popularity going

 

[Olympus]

literally just a thing he says to keep his popularity going

Yea now he’s famous he’s not getting it

 

[tightmason]

Clav might be a lil smart nigger but he wont give good advice wich he could give in his course

 

[EuropeanChadmaxxer]

Clav might be a lil smart nigger but he wont give good advice wich he could give in his course

he wont give good advice anyways cause all the good advice is basically here on the forum if you just search hard enough. It's pretty much just all sleep well, eat well, hit the gym, maybe pin roids and if you really want to ascend get surgery

 

[FoidEater]

he wont give good advice anyways cause all the good advice is basically here on the forum if you just search hard enough. It's pretty much just all sleep well, eat well, hit the gym, maybe pin roids and if you really want to ascend get surgery

Yes

 

[EuropeanChadmaxxer]

faggots.org will infact do this im not part of it tho

bro we will ALLLLLL ascend using faggots.org its the only way brooootalllllll

 

[gymcelld]

No one cares

 

[CkldPsycho]

this is especially funny tho because he gains a slight bit of fame and just decides to be a greedy cunt and steal money from all his fans

yes, but tbf thats average influencer. always promoting useless products or seeling useless courses to their base jfl

 

[EuropeanChadmaxxer]

yes, but tbf thats average influencer. always promoting useless products or seeling useless courses to their base jfl

this is why influencers are scum of the earth they thinks theyre better than us normies because they have a few more followers

 

[ihatereddit]

its the law of the internet, everyone who gets famous must shill a course or a shitcoin or both

 

[yesimog420]

 

[reptiles]

Tbh I wouldnt doubt he is most of these "ascension courses" are just bullshit cope methods

Well he tells you the honest get steroids go lean get jaw surgery

 

[FearYM]

im crine son clav is genuinely the new age jester Patel
guys whole plan was to scam people in the first place

Clav is self degrading day by day give him few months until all the hype for him goes away and he will do something stupid again like methmaxx until sudden death

 

[idnap]

im crine son clav is genuinely the new age jester Patel
guys whole plan was to scam people in the first place

Bro taught him how to order accutane and walk into a barbershop?