Clav Was Dying For a Trimax, Yet Did Exactly as I Told Him To Instead

[Sadist]

What do we get when knowledge surpasses all known data-storing capacity one's brain can possess?

LIGHT THEMECEL? CLICK ME FOR THIS THREAD

c ultimate looksmaxer™
(inb4 all screenshots are taken from a server I co-founded)





THREAD SONG (MUST LISTEN):



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c all-knowing_oneTM.png

Takes one google search to learn about alar cinch stitching btw

Anyways, he still knows what he's doing, right?
right?......



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>proceeds to ramble about getting trimax for 2 years,
for the shami horseface halo with his nice 42% lower third after downgraft, of course

>is convinced that my caricature of him is a genuine morph
"cope"



>goes mainstream
>announces the surgery being a month away every month, for months on end


c 0 signs of decompensation
(which usually takes at least 6 months to get through before one can get maxfac)

>thinks he's slick and nobody will notice despite his teeth being fucking shark tier, yet him
(ultimate looksmaxer™) still having no braces

(which i also pointed out):

>keeps masturbating to the idea of getting trimax for a few more months
"muh 0 inhib chad sacrificing himself to docooment soorgery"



with that being said, let's count the total amount of times he's announced this shit:

Spoiler

July 2025


November 2025




January 2026




Some inactive (at least on my end) links:



And the most ironic one - The India Tales Times
(although also inaccessible for me, unfortunately)
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com...net-debate-over-beauty-obsession/articleshow/


(And that's just the popular/clipped media)

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And the end result?




>ENDS UP DOING EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD HIM TO BACK IN 2024

(keep in mind i have told him to get oto in the past as well)



oh, and if that wasn't enough for all the "just give it time bro youre clueless bro" dickrider tiktokcels:

@Means @Orka @'loose @Kews (nostalgia hit yet?)

and of course,

@Jester of the Year

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P.S. The Real Reason He Never Got It:​

Crashed my car on baclofen​

Its so fucking over… i had the @WishIwasChico car halo with my nice bmw.

So many girls mired at my car, reduced to atoms.

I was nodding off on the way home and crashed into a fence.

It will cost me atleast 2-3 grand.

Surgery delayed once again.​

 

[unon]

Nigga thinks clav logs on

 

[zennn]

i will read now

 

[Spinor]

 

[anondude]

There no roi on him getting one atp he’s to famous

 

[zennn]

There no roi on him getting one atp he’s to famous

yo lil bro i passed your posts and reps

 

[anondude]

yo lil bro i passed your posts and reps

How are u posting this much

 

[filthycurrycel]

Nigga thinks clav logs on

He did log on and give 2 reps

 

[tarkdriad33]

Water

 

[unon]

He did log on and give 2 reps

It was probably a co worker like drago

 

[filthycurrycel]

It was probably a co worker like drago

wait

 

[Egg]

Clav looks horrific now I hope he blasts his brains out

 

[unon]

wait






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Nevermind you right

 

[unon]

Clav looks horrific now I hope he blasts his brains out

Hey babe missed me ?

 

[Egg]

Hey babe missed me ?

Don't start this faggy shit again retard

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

back when he was a random looksmaxxing clubber who used to go up to normies and spew random PSL jargon for lolz

 

[unon]

Don't start this faggy shit again retard

Crazy

 

[unon]

Don't start this faggy shit again retard

Wait you're a 2026 cel I always thought you were an summer 2025 cel

 

[davidlaidisme67]

what do we get when knowledge surpasses all known data-storing capacity one's brain can possess?

LIGHT THEMECEL? CLICK ME FOR THIS THREAD

c ultimate looksmaxer™
(inb4 all screenshots are taken from a server i co-founded)





THREAD SONG (MUST LISTEN):



​

---

c all-knowing_oneTM.png

View attachment 5256408

takes one google search to learn about alar cinch stitching btw
anyways, he still knows what he's doing, right?
right?......



​

---

>proceeds to ramble about getting trimax for 2 years,
for the shami horseface halo with his nice 42% lower third after downgraft, of course


>goes mainstream
>announces the surgery being a month away every month, for months on end


c 0 signs of decompensation
(which usually takes at least 6 months to get through before one can get maxfac)

>thinks he's slick and nobody will notice despite his teeth being fucking shark tier, yet him
(ultimate looksmaxer™) still having no braces

(which i also pointed out):
View attachment 5256830

>keeps masturbating to the idea of getting trimax for a few more months
"muh 0 inhib chad sacrificing himself to docooment soorgery"



with that being said, let's count the total amount of times he's announced this shit:

Spoiler

July 2025


November 2025




January 2026




Some inactive (at least on my end) links:



And the most ironic one - The India Tales Times
(although also inaccessible for me, unfortunately)
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com...net-debate-over-beauty-obsession/articleshow/


(And that's just the popular/clipped media)

​

---

And the end result?




>ENDS UP DOING EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD HIM TO BACK IN 2024




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View attachment 5256460
(keep in mind i have told him to get oto in the past as well)



oh, and if that wasn't enough for all the "just give it time bro youre clueless bro" dickrider tiktokcels:



View attachment 5256876

@Menas @Orka @imontheloose @mcmentalonthemic (nostalgia hit yet?)

and of course,

@Clavicular ​

This is hilarious Jfl nigga pretended that he dnred what you said but took your advice. Faggot botched himself too

 

[yasuoh]

hes just a sensitive young man

 

[Aox Ofwar]

(keep in mind i have told him to get oto in the past as well)

Did he really need oto though? It's not like he had weird death tier ears or anything I feel like it made him look gayer

 

[Aox Ofwar]

Thread song turned into thread playlist

 

[sonic55555]

its over for him anyways. nose job descended him from chad to lhtn/hmtn

 

[Sadist]

Did he really need oto though? It's not like he had weird death tier ears or anything I feel like it made him look gayer

back in the day, in a lot of media - her defo did.

 

[Orka]

back when he was a random looksmaxxing clubber who used to go up to normies and spew random PSL jargon for lolz

Basically what Sadist does rn

 

[Orka]

Did he really need oto though? It's not like he had weird death tier ears or anything I feel like it made him look gayer

Look at all his frontal images, it's very obvious & needed

 

[Aox Ofwar]

Look at all his frontal images, it's very obvious & needed
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[unon]

Look at all his frontal images, it's very obvious & needed
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You dnr me too much

 

[unon]

Basically what Sadist does rn

Nigga

 

[volgograd009]

What do we get when knowledge surpasses all known data-storing capacity one's brain can possess?

LIGHT THEMECEL? CLICK ME FOR THIS THREAD

c ultimate looksmaxer™
(inb4 all screenshots are taken from a server I co-founded)





THREAD SONG (MUST LISTEN):



​

---

c all-knowing_oneTM.png

View attachment 5256408
Takes one google search to learn about alar cinch stitching btw

Anyways, he still knows what he's doing, right?
right?......



​

---

>proceeds to ramble about getting trimax for 2 years,
for the shami horseface halo with his nice 42% lower third after downgraft, of course


View attachment 5257374
>is convinced that my caricature of him is a genuine morph
"cope"



>goes mainstream
>announces the surgery being a month away every month, for months on end


c 0 signs of decompensation
(which usually takes at least 6 months to get through before one can get maxfac)

>thinks he's slick and nobody will notice despite his teeth being fucking shark tier, yet him
(ultimate looksmaxer™) still having no braces

(which i also pointed out):
View attachment 5256830

>keeps masturbating to the idea of getting trimax for a few more months
"muh 0 inhib chad sacrificing himself to docooment soorgery"



with that being said, let's count the total amount of times he's announced this shit:

Spoiler

July 2025


November 2025




January 2026




Some inactive (at least on my end) links:



And the most ironic one - The India Tales Times
(although also inaccessible for me, unfortunately)
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com...net-debate-over-beauty-obsession/articleshow/


(And that's just the popular/clipped media)

​

---

And the end result?




>ENDS UP DOING EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD HIM TO BACK IN 2024




View attachment 5257286




View attachment 5256460
(keep in mind i have told him to get oto in the past as well)



oh, and if that wasn't enough for all the "just give it time bro youre clueless bro" dickrider tiktokcels:



View attachment 5256876

@Means @Orka @'loose @Kews (nostalgia hit yet?)

and of course,

@Jester of the Year

​

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P.S. The Real Reason He Never Got It:​

Fuckass song

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Not reading this, but “trimax” is a complete meme

 

[unon]

Look at all his frontal images, it's very obvious & needed
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Im going to kms if you don't respond on DC

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Look at all his frontal images, it's very obvious & needed
View attachment 5257394View attachment 5257396

Tier 1 cheekbone setness 83.6%

 

[karmacitathugmaxx]

knew this was gonna be a banger the second i heard that song

 

[ivan.kuk]

Yet you still rot on this forum. I'd say he mogs.

 

[BeanCelll]

proceeds to ramble about getting trimax for 2 years,
for the shami horseface halo with his nice 42% lower third after downgraft, of course

Now I see why he really likes Maher's look

 

[Pony]

LMFAO been waiting for this thread, mirin.