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As some of you may know, I started university on thursday. Moved into my dorm and unpacked in 30 minutes JFL. Imagine being a man and bringing decorations/posters into your room. Your the biggest jester of all time if you do that. True looksmaxers like myself just brought roids, pregab, skincare products, viagra, condoms, clothes.
On the way to my university, I took 100mg of pregabalin + 3 swigs of casamigos to be low inhib while moving. There was these hot sorority sloots helping me move in and I got JFL reacts from them about being intoxicated as soon as I arrived
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I instantly started knocking on doors to make some friends but EVERYONE was a turbo incel on my floor. There was a giga autistic nerd who was next to me and it turns out that was my RA JFLLLL. The guy had minecraft open when he opened the door.
He looked like the image above for reference and was kinda gay. Lifefuel as fuck that a bag of potato chips would be doing my room inspection where theres kilograms of raws and 50 + vials of roids.
I kept cold approachmaxing peoples dorms on a different floor, and I accidently went on a girls only floor and got an INSANE ioi when this girl opened the door. I was like "yoooo my b bro I didnt know this was a girl only floor" and then I was telling her I was tryna make some friends then she said we could be friends and invited me in for a bit. We talked for a bit and I was 10 seconds away from kissing her but she had some fuckin meeting so she left.
I cold approachmaxxed one more dorm and got a 15 minute convo with these 2 MTBs which was great practice for being less of a turbo rotting autist.
Anyway, I get a snap back from the first girl I cold approachmaxxed to come back to her room!!! JFL I grabbed a bag of viagra and started lucky dipping that shit. My gigasubhuman roomate from this thread.
looksmax.org
legit was tripping when I pulled out my duffel bag of drugs. I legit just larped that it was tudca powder and creatine. JFL at the worst larp in the world working, JFL if he believed im not roided to the fucking gills. anyway, I go back to this chicks room with condoms in my pocket and i get in her bed and jestermax for 3 minutes then we start kissing and undressing. I was kissing her and I grabbed her hand and put it on my boner which is a signature trick I have been utilizing to escalate sexually. We get into it ofc right after, got crazy good head too.
REDACTED VIDEO
I took a crazy sex stack consisting of viagra 80mg + Cialis 15mg + pt141 to give a girl a good first impression of me. Im usually 6.8x5 but I measured in this girls room and I was 7x5.25 and she was mirin @ me when I told her the stats. It was kinda autistic but she didnt really gaf. When she gave me head she was doing the spit on it and the 2 hand twist so I nutted giga quick which was embarassing BUT i managed to save it because I had been either jerking off or having sex for the past week or so straight, so I guess I didnt cum enough for her to even REALIZE I finished because she kept going. I legit was like alright thats enough then she was like "why is it not good" and I thought of a good LARP INSTANTLY of "you kinda hurt me with ur teeth" JUST FUCKEN LOL at the iq of women to believe that.
Then I went out to the club with some fellas I met, as well as the girl from before.
I didnt even drink at the club because I pregabmaxxed in this girls room JFL. She was giga confused what I was doing cuz I took the whole mogstack infront of this bitch. I duffelbagmax all my drugs so I pulled up with it and took this stack.
Pregab 600mg
baclofen 60mg
viagra 80mg
cialis 20mg
caffeine 250mg
lasix 80mg
eplerenone 25mg
KCL 4g
Dbol 30mg (lol ik its retarded)
this bitch was like why U on so many drugs rofl
We got ready and met my boys to uber to some club in CT which was pentasubhuman but fun AF (going back tn). Some RA cucklet framecel nerd tried to stop me from going into the bathroom with a girl but I asked where it says that isnt allowed in the rules and he couldnt produce that info so we went in JFL.
I pulled up mogger as fuck from eyebrow dye which is the biggest max ever, I was fake tan + dye maxing which boosted me 1 point I would say. I was getting hella IOIs due to being with a girl + every guy giving me respect for cracking a prime 18 year old JB. I saw some upper classmen who I met earlier at the gym and we did key bumps in the bathroom and I got so fucking racked.
I legit went crazy and started making out with every chick in the bar, I was legit PSL god tier that night damn near running the club. I can have incel nights or chad nights back to back which makes 0 sense whatsoever. I wound up going home with a HTB from my dorm and slaying which tera mogged that I got 2 in the first day.
I woke up the next day at like 2 after pregab hibernation and instantly went out and cold approachmaxxed. I was just walking around campus smiling at girls and approaching if I got an IOI, this is the best way to avoid humilation/rejection btw @androgenic . I got tons of numbers and snaps which ive been talking to. I was with my friend whos legit 0 inhib and approaches 50 girls per day. He kinda looks like @pneumocystosis if he was 1-2 points lower lol. I was mirin so hard at these inhib levels that I was inspired to do approaches myself. We planned before to go out and approach which mogged.
Then I gymmaxxed with another kid and mogged every single kid in the entire college gym as a freshman. Im only 205lb rn aswell JFL.
I got IOIs I was gonna approach but I was too high glutamine from caff that I LDARed unfortunately.
I then texted my mates to club for the second night in a row, and they were down since we mogged the whole club socially.
went with my bhai (literally JFL) who actually got decent success which is gigalifefuel for @Jason Voorhees and 3 other guys.
I saw another random I met from the club the previous night and got racked again. JFL if you pay for bag, your prob subhuman and autistic if people dont offer you bag for free.
This night I took 650 pregab which absolutely FINISHED me, I could barely walk or stand up straight or talk so my approaches were dogshit as fuck. I legit went 10 for 100 on approaches which is incel results. I think I got failod by spam approaching every girl in the club and other girls seeing. Im not joking btw I approached over 100 girls and only 10 makeouts.
I stopped doing approaches towards the end and just went back to my friends from my school. I was kinda destroyed so they were kinda watching me cuz I could barely function after the bag wore off JFLLLL.
I went home and got in bed then a girl texted me if we could hang but i was so tired i LDARed her lol.
JFL your not unpopular because your autistic in uni, its because your ugly. Everyone wants to be friends with me here because of lookism, your looks are your personality!!!
If your ugly just LDAR!!!!
On the way to my university, I took 100mg of pregabalin + 3 swigs of casamigos to be low inhib while moving. There was these hot sorority sloots helping me move in and I got JFL reacts from them about being intoxicated as soon as I arrived
. I instantly started knocking on doors to make some friends but EVERYONE was a turbo incel on my floor. There was a giga autistic nerd who was next to me and it turns out that was my RA JFLLLL. The guy had minecraft open when he opened the door.
He looked like the image above for reference and was kinda gay. Lifefuel as fuck that a bag of potato chips would be doing my room inspection where theres kilograms of raws and 50 + vials of roids.
I kept cold approachmaxing peoples dorms on a different floor, and I accidently went on a girls only floor and got an INSANE ioi when this girl opened the door. I was like "yoooo my b bro I didnt know this was a girl only floor" and then I was telling her I was tryna make some friends then she said we could be friends and invited me in for a bit. We talked for a bit and I was 10 seconds away from kissing her but she had some fuckin meeting so she left.
I cold approachmaxxed one more dorm and got a 15 minute convo with these 2 MTBs which was great practice for being less of a turbo rotting autist.
Anyway, I get a snap back from the first girl I cold approachmaxxed to come back to her room!!! JFL I grabbed a bag of viagra and started lucky dipping that shit. My gigasubhuman roomate from this thread.
My college roomate is a dodeca incel
This guy is quite literally the biggest truecel ive ever seen, not keen on putting his pic up on the forum (i prob will eventually) but hes an actual LTN with a beyond comical ipd + nose. Dude is 5’7 and majorly autistic too, i havent met him yet but i can tell just by our emails rofl. I dont...
looksmax.org
legit was tripping when I pulled out my duffel bag of drugs. I legit just larped that it was tudca powder and creatine. JFL at the worst larp in the world working, JFL if he believed im not roided to the fucking gills. anyway, I go back to this chicks room with condoms in my pocket and i get in her bed and jestermax for 3 minutes then we start kissing and undressing. I was kissing her and I grabbed her hand and put it on my boner which is a signature trick I have been utilizing to escalate sexually. We get into it ofc right after, got crazy good head too.
REDACTED VIDEO
I took a crazy sex stack consisting of viagra 80mg + Cialis 15mg + pt141 to give a girl a good first impression of me. Im usually 6.8x5 but I measured in this girls room and I was 7x5.25 and she was mirin @ me when I told her the stats. It was kinda autistic but she didnt really gaf. When she gave me head she was doing the spit on it and the 2 hand twist so I nutted giga quick which was embarassing BUT i managed to save it because I had been either jerking off or having sex for the past week or so straight, so I guess I didnt cum enough for her to even REALIZE I finished because she kept going. I legit was like alright thats enough then she was like "why is it not good" and I thought of a good LARP INSTANTLY of "you kinda hurt me with ur teeth" JUST FUCKEN LOL at the iq of women to believe that.
Then I went out to the club with some fellas I met, as well as the girl from before.
I didnt even drink at the club because I pregabmaxxed in this girls room JFL. She was giga confused what I was doing cuz I took the whole mogstack infront of this bitch. I duffelbagmax all my drugs so I pulled up with it and took this stack.
Pregab 600mg
baclofen 60mg
viagra 80mg
cialis 20mg
caffeine 250mg
lasix 80mg
eplerenone 25mg
KCL 4g
Dbol 30mg (lol ik its retarded)
this bitch was like why U on so many drugs rofl
We got ready and met my boys to uber to some club in CT which was pentasubhuman but fun AF (going back tn). Some RA cucklet framecel nerd tried to stop me from going into the bathroom with a girl but I asked where it says that isnt allowed in the rules and he couldnt produce that info so we went in JFL.
I pulled up mogger as fuck from eyebrow dye which is the biggest max ever, I was fake tan + dye maxing which boosted me 1 point I would say. I was getting hella IOIs due to being with a girl + every guy giving me respect for cracking a prime 18 year old JB. I saw some upper classmen who I met earlier at the gym and we did key bumps in the bathroom and I got so fucking racked.
I legit went crazy and started making out with every chick in the bar, I was legit PSL god tier that night damn near running the club. I can have incel nights or chad nights back to back which makes 0 sense whatsoever. I wound up going home with a HTB from my dorm and slaying which tera mogged that I got 2 in the first day.
I woke up the next day at like 2 after pregab hibernation and instantly went out and cold approachmaxxed. I was just walking around campus smiling at girls and approaching if I got an IOI, this is the best way to avoid humilation/rejection btw @androgenic . I got tons of numbers and snaps which ive been talking to. I was with my friend whos legit 0 inhib and approaches 50 girls per day. He kinda looks like @pneumocystosis if he was 1-2 points lower lol. I was mirin so hard at these inhib levels that I was inspired to do approaches myself. We planned before to go out and approach which mogged.
Then I gymmaxxed with another kid and mogged every single kid in the entire college gym as a freshman. Im only 205lb rn aswell JFL.
I got IOIs I was gonna approach but I was too high glutamine from caff that I LDARed unfortunately.
I then texted my mates to club for the second night in a row, and they were down since we mogged the whole club socially.
went with my bhai (literally JFL) who actually got decent success which is gigalifefuel for @Jason Voorhees and 3 other guys.
I saw another random I met from the club the previous night and got racked again. JFL if you pay for bag, your prob subhuman and autistic if people dont offer you bag for free.
This night I took 650 pregab which absolutely FINISHED me, I could barely walk or stand up straight or talk so my approaches were dogshit as fuck. I legit went 10 for 100 on approaches which is incel results. I think I got failod by spam approaching every girl in the club and other girls seeing. Im not joking btw I approached over 100 girls and only 10 makeouts.
I stopped doing approaches towards the end and just went back to my friends from my school. I was kinda destroyed so they were kinda watching me cuz I could barely function after the bag wore off JFLLLL.
I went home and got in bed then a girl texted me if we could hang but i was so tired i LDARed her lol.
JFL your not unpopular because your autistic in uni, its because your ugly. Everyone wants to be friends with me here because of lookism, your looks are your personality!!!
If your ugly just LDAR!!!!
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