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I was dreaming that there is this jail and inside it a busty, thick foid is lying. I see the jail gaurd and tell him to give me the keys. He gives me the keys but tells me to wait till the after noon and then go in. I was so excited and horny that i will a person for the first time in my life (i didn’t realize i was dreaming). I was waiting very excited
THEN I WOKE UP
u won’t guess how disappointed i was.
Anyways Told myself that ima goon 3 times to compensate

@primal_shitmuncher @savage21 @tomacōck @NVM_Ignacio @tansel
 
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I was dreaming that there is this jail and inside it a busty, thick foid is lying. I see the jail gaurd and tell him to give me the keys. He gives me the keys but tells me to wait till the after noon and then go in. I was so excited and horny that i will a person for the first time in my life (i didn’t realize i was dreaming). I was waiting very excited
THEN I WOKE UP
u won’t guess how disappointed i was.
Anyways Told myself that ima goon 3 times to compensate

@primal_shitmuncher @savage21 @tomacōck @NVM_Ignacio @tansel
Do u have any casual sex?
 
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bro the same fucking shit happens to me EVERYTIME I ALMOST CRACK IN A DREAM

last time one of my parents fucking woke me up RIGHT AS THE BITCH WAS TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES

WHAT THE FUCCKKKK
 
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I was dreaming that there is this jail and inside it a busty, thick foid is lying. I see the jail gaurd and tell him to give me the keys. He gives me the keys but tells me to wait till the after noon and then go in. I was so excited and horny that i will a person for the first time in my life (i didn’t realize i was dreaming). I was waiting very excited
THEN I WOKE UP
u won’t guess how disappointed i was.
Anyways Told myself that ima goon 3 times to compensate

@primal_shitmuncher @savage21 @tomacōck @NVM_Ignacio @tansel
also I love to have dreams like this.
Its so rare for me tho cause this usually happens because of celibacy in men and Im never celibate, except for this last 3-4 weeks idk but this is hell
 
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turning 17
i guess u are older?
Oh yeah, then its good. I was virgin till late 16s.

I am 18yo, I turned like 3 weeks ago.

You are a voluntary celibate or u just havent had the opportunity
 
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he’s in afghanistan bro it’s not allowed there

i’m gonna have to turn muslim just to get laid there
Ohh I didnt know that.

Actually works like that or ur fucking with me?:lul:
 
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I am 18yo, I turned like 3 weeks ago.

You are a voluntary celibate or u just havent had the opportunity
then we're the same age
i'm a volcel, i didn't take a few opportunities
From what u say, u might be a sexhaver :lul:
 
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then we're the same age
i'm a volcel, i didn't take a few opportunities
From what u say, u might be a sexhaver :lul:
How?? arent u turning 17?

Ohh then I respect that, guys like u usually attract virgin girls so try to take that chance.

Yeah but I been falling off cause Im lazy
 
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How?? arent u turning 17?

Ohh then I respect that, guys like u usually attract virgin girls so try to take that chance.

Yeah but I been falling off cause Im lazy
yeah but the difference isn't like ur 24 or anything. Also my early puberty has cooked me and i look 19-20 at this age
Yeah jfl i could've fucked two virgins but i didn't.
Falling off? how?
 
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yeah but the difference isn't like ur 24 or anything. Also my early puberty has cooked me and i look 19-20 at this age
Yeah jfl i could've fucked two virgins but i didn't.
Falling off? how?
ohh yeah we are on the same range yeah. Lmao the opposite happened to me, I looked like a girl until 16yo and after that I looked 20yo at 17.
Damn see, why didnt u tho?
Like, fucking a girl is hard at this age, they dont live alone and I dont either. I dont have a car, I gotta pay for shit and build up a whole connection with her to fuck her, after the first time is just knowing where and when. Unless u fuck a really used bitch like some that I fucked its kinda hard to get there and mantain it.

For example Ive been talking to a girl that Id say is HTB and really hot body, we have went out twice and we just kissed and I grabbed her tits, thats all. I know in july ill get the chance to fuck her cause her 2 sisters are leaving all july on a trip and she will be homealone but until july I need to keep talking to her everyday and its so boring bro.
 
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Damn see, why didnt u tho?
Like, fucking a girl is hard at this age, they dont live alone and I dont either. I dont have a car, I gotta pay for shit and build up a whole connection with her to fuck her, after the first time is just knowing where and when. Unless u fuck a really used bitch like some that I fucked its kinda hard to get there and mantain it.

For example Ive been talking to a girl that Id say is HTB and really hot body, we have went out twice and we just kissed and I grabbed her tits, thats all. I know in july ill get the chance to fuck her cause her 2 sisters are leaving all july on a trip and she will be homealone but until july I need to keep talking to her everyday and its so boring bro.
I live in Afghanistan and fucking a virgin has consequences, lol. If anyone finds out, ur basically dead. So i didn't trust the environment enough to fuck them and take their virginity. One of the two v girls who would let me hit is now getting married, so.....
I also had the opportunity to fuck a married woman (between me and you) but my conscious didn't let me as I would interact with her husband everyday.

Man our cultures are so different. You will be having a feast in july lol. And yes i think this is a universal thing, that girls are boring everywhere. I'm curious as to what's your body count
 
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I live in Afghanistan and fucking a virgin has consequences, lol. If anyone finds out, ur basically dead. So i didn't trust the environment enough to fuck them and take their virginity. One of the two v girls who would let me hit is now getting married, so.....
I also had the opportunity to fuck a married woman (between me and you) but my conscious didn't let me as I would interact with her husband everyday.

Man our cultures are so different. You will be having a feast in july lol. And yes i think this is a universal thing, that girls are boring everywhere. I'm curious as to what's your body count
Oh fuck man, thats fucked up. Yeah about the married one I think u did the right thing imo, I wouldnt have done it either.
But how does it work there? U gotta be married to take her virginity or what?
Im sorry for my lack of knowledge btw, Im a little retarded.

Yes I can see they are pretty different. I live in argentina so this a total orgy. I dont know tbh if Ill be fucking her cause we are already stopping the talking stage, if she doesnt comeback for me like she always do after I ghost her Ill just try to revive things in late june to go to her home and fuck her.
Yeah girls are fucking boring bro, thanks to my rating I can be autistic with them and they still want me so I try to have fun saying random bs that keeps me entertained yk.
My bc is 8 and all those I fucked in the last 18 months Id say, so a lot. I dont like the fact, Id like to be more reserved but I literally cant, everytime I get with a girl even without intetions to fuck it ends up going that direction.
 
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Oh fuck man, thats fucked up. Yeah about the married one I think u did the right thing imo, I wouldnt have done it either.
But how does it work there? U gotta be married to take her virginity or what?
Im sorry for my lack of knowledge btw, Im a little retarded.

Yes I can see they are pretty different. I live in argentina so this a total orgy. I dont know tbh if Ill be fucking her cause we are already stopping the talking stage, if she doesnt comeback for me like she always do after I ghost her Ill just try to revive things in late june to go to her home and fuck her.
Yeah girls are fucking boring bro, thanks to my rating I can be autistic with them and they still want me so I try to have fun saying random bs that keeps me entertained yk.
My bc is 8 and all those I fucked in the last 18 months Id say, so a lot. I dont like the fact, Id like to be more reserved but I literally cant, everytime I get with a girl even without intetions to fuck it ends up going that direction.
Yes basically you have to be married to have sex. In the recent years though, people are becoming more liberal and in a traditional sense “more corrupt”. Every one of my friends is talking to some girl. Looks don’t matter here, u can be a 5,6 ltn and still get beautiful girls. Here the bluepill advice that just be confident works. And nah man i can see from your writing that you are a smart person.

If not this htb, then another. 8bc at 18 is pretty decent ig. What’s your rating and height? I think it’s very easy for guys like u to enjoy life wherever u are bcz of the looks u carry

Yeah u have to talk abt random nonsense to girls. Ive not talked to a lot but the few i have are all the same. My primary question would be what have you cooked in your house today lol
 
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Yes basically you have to be married to have sex. In the recent years though, people are becoming more liberal and in a traditional sense “more corrupt”. Every one of my friends is talking to some girl. Looks don’t matter here, u can be a 5,6 ltn and still get beautiful girls. Here the bluepill advice that just be confident works. And nah man i can see from your writing that you are a smart person.

If not this htb, then another. 8bc at 18 is pretty decent ig. What’s your rating and height? I think it’s very easy for guys like u to enjoy life wherever u are bcz of the looks u carry

Yeah u have to talk abt random nonsense to girls. Ive not talked to a lot but the few i have are all the same. My primary question would be what have you cooked in your house today lol
Oh and what happens with guys like ur friends that do that. Also that thing about blackpill seems like smth really cool, like you can stop worrying about looking better and you can just do anything that you like to do. Then pregab would make u fuck 3 girls in a night there lol:lul:. Thanks man yeah Im not retarded Im just joking but I actually know nothing about your culture and I feel thats something disrespectful.

Yeah slaying a htb its not the problem here but finding one is the hardest part.
About my rating, I am like 6´2-6´3 I dont really know exactly but around there and my rating goes from low htn to low cl from actually good raters, so Id say mid htn or smth like that. Yeah I do enjoy life a lot but Ive been falling off since I left college cause I didnt like what I was studying.

Yeah I just say random extremist bullshit to get them mad and create sexual tension, I feel like that works a lot. Wdym? Like what I cooked to eat?:lul:
 
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Oh and what happens with guys like ur friends that do that. Also that thing about blackpill seems like smth really cool, like you can stop worrying about looking better and you can just do anything that you like to do. Then pregab would make u fuck 3 girls in a night there lol:lul:. Thanks man yeah Im not retarded Im just joking but I actually know nothing about your culture and I feel thats something disrespectful.

Yeah slaying a htb its not the problem here but finding one is the hardest part.
About my rating, I am like 6´2-6´3 I dont really know exactly but around there and my rating goes from low htn to low cl from actually good raters, so Id say mid htn or smth like that. Yeah I do enjoy life a lot but Ive been falling off since I left college cause I didnt like what I was studying.

Yeah I just say random extremist bullshit to get them mad and create sexual tension, I feel like that works a lot. Wdym? Like what I cooked to eat?:lul:
Nothing happens to them, everyone is smart with it. Yeah you literally don't have to worry abt anything, just make a connection with her and done. I'm currently talking to two girls, one is a nurse at a hospital near us and the other i met while on the way to a mathematics course. They both think i'm in love with them, lol. I could actually have sex with the nurse one in the near future as we make good sexual tension during our calls. They are older than me but bcz i get older i get away with saying that i'm older too

Nigga, what? Mhtn, 6'3 in Argentina? You're fucking everyone there, and possibly every other country.
You are living my dream, it's insane. You can even go to other countries like US or european countries as it's easier to find people there.

I meant i would ask the girls what have they cooked, to start the conversation with them.
it wouldn't be bad if you also told me what you've cooked tho.
 
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Nothing happens to them, everyone is smart with it. Yeah you literally don't have to worry abt anything, just make a connection with her and done. I'm currently talking to two girls, one is a nurse at a hospital near us and the other i met while on the way to a mathematics course. They both think i'm in love with them, lol. I could actually have sex with the nurse one in the near future as we make good sexual tension during our calls. They are older than me but bcz i get older i get away with saying that i'm older too

Nigga, what? Mhtn, 6'3 in Argentina? You're fucking everyone there, and possibly every other country.
You are living my dream, it's insane. You can even go to other countries like US or european countries as it's easier to find people there.

I meant i would ask the girls what have they cooked, to start the conversation with them.
it wouldn't be bad if you also told me what you've cooked tho.
Oh nice then, seems like u guys know how to manage it. Damn man a nurse, Id honestly fuck that just bc of the fun of fucking a nurse, Id bet she has a nice ass too:lul:.
Yeah hooking up with girls out of age range is high intelligence, go for it. Why dont you invite her do smth?

Thanks bro, I try to be humble about it tho, I dont like the idea of sounding like a dick around ppl but yeah I never see somebody better looking than me when I go out so I feel pretty confident about doing anything that I want to do.
Yeah I dont really like the USA but Im going to europe with a friend next year so Ill see if things are the same there or maybe even better cause my inhibition will be low asf there.

Now I get it loll, my bad. Yeah I usually ask them some random stuff to start a convo and works pretty often.
I ate 500g of beef and some eggs I dont remember how much lol I just ate a lot. Now Im eating some gherkins I think they called, like small pickles yk and smoking a cig.
wby
 
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Today is Arafah...
 
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Oh nice then, seems like u guys know how to manage it. Damn man a nurse, Id honestly fuck that just bc of the fun of fucking a nurse, Id bet she has a nice ass too:lul:.
Yeah hooking up with girls out of age range is high intelligence, go for it. Why dont you invite her do smth?

Thanks bro, I try to be humble about it tho, I dont like the idea of sounding like a dick around ppl but yeah I never see somebody better looking than me when I go out so I feel pretty confident about doing anything that I want to do.
Yeah I dont really like the USA but Im going to europe with a friend next year so Ill see if things are the same there or maybe even better cause my inhibition will be low asf there.

Now I get it loll, my bad. Yeah I usually ask them some random stuff to start a convo and works pretty often.
I ate 500g of beef and some eggs I dont remember how much lol I just ate a lot. Now Im eating some gherkins I think they called, like small pickles yk and smoking a cig.
wby
Yeah she's very hot and attractive. I will do something when our house gets a little empty. Prob when my father does abroad.
I sometimes pretended to be sick just to go to their hospital.

Things will prob be better for you in europe.
Mogger diet as well.

It was very nice talking to you man, now i have to go to help with eid prepetition. Eid is a few holy days for us.
 
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Yeah she's very hot and attractive. I will do something when our house gets a little empty. Prob when my father does abroad.
I sometimes pretended to be sick just to go to their hospital.

Things will prob be better for you in europe.
Mogger diet as well.

It was very nice talking to you man, now i have to go to help with eid prepetition. Eid is a few holy days for us.
Yeah man tell me how it goes then, if u slayed or not.

Ill see next year if you are right, Ill prolly make a lot of threads in that month Ill be staying there so ull be seeing them.

Okay brah, good luck with it
 
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okay looking forward to.
We are talking with my friend about streaming and doing shit so Im really excited about that trip, its gonna be fun asf and even more If I get to slay pretty bitches
 
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my first wet dream was with hulk and the girl from marvel, black window sum like that
 
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We are talking with my friend about streaming and doing shit so Im really excited about that trip, its gonna be fun asf and even more If I get to slay pretty bitches
chill bro it's next year, a lot of time is remaining
 

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