CODE YELLOW

[true_subhuman_here]

My normie friend is reposting cortisol and sub5 trying to... tik toks
I also remember him reposting a tik tok listing things that ruined him. Yup. You guessed it. "Bp" was in there.
"Muh bp ruined me"

Now that doesnt bother me at all I couldnt care less
BUT
BUT
If he ever joins org
And I somehow find out his username
(Maybe he asks for a rating or he vents and lets out very specific info)
Ill post a thread called CODE RED
And Ill dm you guys his username
Slime his ass

 

[true_subhuman_here]

dawg what the fuck are you doing

 

[silently_said]

 

[true_subhuman_here]

dawg what you got against the big H
jokes aside this thread is mostly satire but this guy could actually join one day

 

[chudtotyrone]

We would stop being friends that very moment

 

[true_subhuman_here]

We would stop being friends that very moment

what if you are the guy Im talking about

 

[chudtotyrone]

what if you are the guy Im talking about

I have no friends ever since I've moved shcools

 

[true_subhuman_here]

I have no friends ever since I've moved shcools

he moved schools too

 

[chudtotyrone]

he moved schools too

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When

 

[silently_said]

dawg what you got against the big H
jokes aside this thread is mostly satire but this guy could actually join one day

he was born in 2020 blud is prolly playing steal a brainrot rn

 

[true_subhuman_here]

When

*cough* *cough* code red *cough*

 

[true_subhuman_here]

he was born in 2020 blud is prolly playing steal a brainrot rn

lmaooo

 

[chudtotyrone]

*cough* *cough* code red *cough*

I moved a while ago before bp got hella popular

 

[true_subhuman_here]

I moved a while ago before bp got hella popular

youre on my suspect list, you could be lying rn and you could be him anyway
jk

 

[chudtotyrone]

youre on my suspect list

Sure bro