Coffee dates are so fucking stupid, i hate them

[Deleted member 84615]

you ask a hoe if she wants to meet and she goes like "lets go for coffee tehehe". that way she grants your request so she feels like a good person and at the same time has absolutely no commitement in doing anything sexual with you.

And obviously they never want to go for a drink because they are never comfortable enough to drink with me (well one was but i decided to drink chocy milk with her lol). Why drink with a guy that you dont like anyway?

its just female mental gymnatics, a literaly excuse to not fuck you while at the same time virtue signalling in public that they are giving you a "chance". A chance for what? To be an emotional tampon? All this so that she can go home holding your amputated dick in your hand (figuratively) simulatenously feeling like she did the female gender justice by putting you in your place but merciful in doing so while you go home and cry, cry forever.

 

[Xangsane]

Oh you're that Greek guy right

 

[try2beme]

Do u grab croissants with this tong

 

[PARISIEN]

Greek coffee are really good the iced one damn I like those

 

[Deleted member 84615]

Do u grab croissants with this tong

an incel's worst nightmare

 

[Shahnameh]

 

[Fusionxz]

evil foids

 

[Deleted member 84615]

evil foids

at least my old oneitis paid for the first date

 

[MoggerGaston]

Oh you're that Greek guy right

Have some respect for the_gambler. He's been on PSL before you even knew what a hurricane is.

 

[NumbThePain]

You aren't good looking. You are bland average thus ugly for her. Not her type = not male model tier or/and on the shorter side

If she likes you enough you'll kiss her on the first date minimum and already make plans for a second date while the first one still going

 

[Brus Wane]

at least my old oneitis paid for the first date

Fakecel alert?

 

[isis_Bleach]

you ask a hoe if she wants to meet and she goes like "lets go for coffee tehehe". that way she grants your request so she feels like a good person and at the same time has absolutely no commitement in doing anything sexual with you.

And obviously they never want to go for a drink because they are never comfortable enough to drink with me (well one was but i decided to drink chocy milk with her lol). Why drink with a guy that you dont like anyway?

its just female mental gymnatics, a literaly excuse to not fuck you while at the same time virtue signalling in public that they are giving you a "chance". A chance for what? To be an emotional tampon? All this so that she can go home holding your amputated dick in your hand (figuratively) simulatenously feeling like she did the female gender justice by putting you in your place but merciful in doing so while you go home and cry, cry forever.

yea hell the fuck no i wont do coffee date thats lame as shit who hangs out to drink coffee like thats the pregame for when u get some vodka and adderal and fuck at the minigolf arena

 

[illusivespirits]

at least my old oneitis paid for the first date

One of the few rare people to experience this

 

[Goonerholocaust]

Coffee dates are great, if its not going your way you could just ER and throw boiling hot coffee in her face

 

[noobs]

cafes are platonic only

 

[Deleted member 84615]

You aren't good looking. You are bland average thus ugly for her.

what about my personality....

If she likes you enough you'll kiss her on the first date minimum and already make plans for a second date while the first one still going

i never had this happen

 

[Deleted member 84615]

Fakecel alert?

those were the peaceful times

 

[Deleted member 84615]

One of the few rare people to experience this

she was a good woman

 

[Deleted member 84615]

cafes are platonic only

i learnt the hard way.....

 

[Deleted member 84615]

Coffee dates are great, if its not going your way you could just ER and throw boiling hot coffee in her face

it never gos my way