Coffee doesn't do anything to me

[NotTiny]

Okay so idk why, but caffeine doesn't do shit to me.

I took 800mg of caffeine (That's FOUR TIMES the normal adult dose). 800mg is considered "extremely high" dose.

Well guess what? I don't feel shit. No positive side effects, no negative side effects. I actually kinda just wanna take a nap now.

Why the fuck don't I feel shit????

 

[Deleted member 12002]

You gotta take it as a suppository.

 

[Kenickie]

You have ADHD.
I drink 800mg a day and 300mg before bed feel jackshit.

however it does make me feel euphoric at the 300mg range and alleviates depression

 

[NotTiny]

You gotta take it as a suppository.

Doubt it would make a big difference. Interesting take tho. Might try to snort it up next time instead tho

 

[kej3094]

Okay so idk why, but caffeine doesn't do shit to me.

I took 800mg of caffeine (That's FOUR TIMES the normal adult dose). 800mg is considered "extremely high" dose.

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Well guess what? I don't feel shit. No positive side effects, no negative side effects. I actually kinda just wanna take a nap now.

Why the fuck don't I feel shit????

Faster the metabolism, the less you feel from coffee

 

[NotTiny]

You have ADHD.
I drink 800mg a day and 300mg before bed feel jackshit.

Honestly interesting take dude. I faked my ADHD a week ago and got placed on Concerta. More I learn about it, more I realize I might actually have it. JFL life is funny like that

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Doubt it would make a big difference. Interesting take tho. Might try to snort it up next time instead tho

Lol, I'm just joking.

 

[NotTiny]

Lol, I'm just joking.

Imma put a tampon in a cup of coffee, let it soak up for few minutes, and stick it up my ass. No meme rn

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

It works better on some people, due to some interaction with the enzymes or something like that some people metabolize it well and some people not at all

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Imma put a tampon in a cup of coffee, let it soak up for few minutes, and stick it up my ass. No meme rn

You better not.

 

[warpsociety]

Okay so idk why, but caffeine doesn't do shit to me.

I took 800mg of caffeine (That's FOUR TIMES the normal adult dose). 800mg is considered "extremely high" dose.

View attachment 1079172

Well guess what? I don't feel shit. No positive side effects, no negative side effects. I actually kinda just wanna take a nap now.

Why the fuck don't I feel shit????

Should probably try coke.

 

[NotTiny]

Should probably try coke.

If someone offers me i will