Coffee is so underrated

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I see ppl everywhere saying that coffee is disgusting, too bitter, awful (all kinds of negative comments) so today I’ll convince yall why u should start consuming it 👍☕

-FIRST OF ALL IT IS TOP TIER FOR GETTING LEANER 👌🏻🔥
Not only is it 0 cals 😮‍💨 but it give u tons of energy 🔥 making u less lazy and more productive 💪☕

-SECOND THERE ARE TONS OF COFFEE OPTIONS
If u dont like black coffee, there is always iced coffee (where u can costumize it by adding syrup, milk or even cream), espresso, macchiato, latte, flat white, mocha etc..

-THIRD, IT IS SO CHEAP
like seriously at that point, it’s like ur scamming the barista or the coffee company cause of how good of a deal it is

-FORTH THERE ARE ALMOST NO SIDE EFFECTS

Energy drinks could never. (Only side effect coffee has is that it might stain ur teeth a bit if u don’t brush them)

Hope I convinced u to start consuming that elite drink 😍🔥👌🏻
 
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Bump more ppl need to know this
 
It's only ideal imo because it's the best source of caffeine

and only slavecels need caffeine

If you live a regular primal life it's useless
 
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I usally perfer enegy drinks but coffee is also pretty cool
 
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I usally perfer enegy drinks but coffee is also pretty cool
Energy drinks not good tho coffee u can have unlimited without cons
 
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Toxic seed water btw
 
Energy drinks not good tho coffee u can have unlimited without cons
Caffeine is a neurotoxin doesn’t matter if it’s from a Red Bull or from coffee
 
 
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Caffeine is a vasoconstrictor, bad for brain and skin. Coffee tastes nice enough and all but it's not worth drinking especially when water is better at all your points
 
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i drink coffee everyday
 
Everything is boring shit
 
I see ppl everywhere saying that coffee is disgusting, too bitter, awful (all kinds of negative comments) so today I’ll convince yall why u should start consuming it 👍☕

-FIRST OF ALL IT IS TOP TIER FOR GETTING LEANER 👌🏻🔥
Not only is it 0 cals 😮‍💨 but it give u tons of energy 🔥 making u less lazy and more productive 💪☕

-SECOND THERE ARE TONS OF COFFEE OPTIONS
If u dont like black coffee, there is always iced coffee (where u can costumize it by adding syrup, milk or even cream), espresso, macchiato, latte, flat white, mocha etc..

-THIRD, IT IS SO CHEAP
like seriously at that point, it’s like ur scamming the barista or the coffee company cause of how good of a deal it is

-FORTH THERE ARE ALMOST NO SIDE EFFECTS

Energy drinks could never. (Only side effect coffee has is that it might stain ur teeth a bit if u don’t brush them)

Hope I convinced u to start consuming that elite drink 😍🔥👌🏻
Tea is better tbh
 
heavily stains teeth

looksmin.
 

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