subhuman1996
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I see ppl everywhere saying that coffee is disgusting, too bitter, awful (all kinds of negative comments) so today I’ll convince yall why u should start consuming it 
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-FIRST OF ALL IT IS TOP TIER FOR GETTING LEANER
Not only is it 0 cals
but it give u tons of energy making u less lazy and more productive 
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-SECOND THERE ARE TONS OF COFFEE OPTIONS
If u dont like black coffee, there is always iced coffee (where u can costumize it by adding syrup, milk or even cream), espresso, macchiato, latte, flat white, mocha etc..
-THIRD, IT IS SO CHEAP
like seriously at that point, it’s like ur scamming the barista or the coffee company cause of how good of a deal it is
-FORTH THERE ARE ALMOST NO SIDE EFFECTS
Energy drinks could never. (Only side effect coffee has is that it might stain ur teeth a bit if u don’t brush them)
Hope I convinced u to start consuming that elite drink
️ -FIRST OF ALL IT IS TOP TIER FOR GETTING LEANER
Not only is it 0 cals
but it give u tons of energy making u less lazy and more productive ️-SECOND THERE ARE TONS OF COFFEE OPTIONS
If u dont like black coffee, there is always iced coffee (where u can costumize it by adding syrup, milk or even cream), espresso, macchiato, latte, flat white, mocha etc..
-THIRD, IT IS SO CHEAP
like seriously at that point, it’s like ur scamming the barista or the coffee company cause of how good of a deal it is
-FORTH THERE ARE ALMOST NO SIDE EFFECTS
Energy drinks could never. (Only side effect coffee has is that it might stain ur teeth a bit if u don’t brush them)
Hope I convinced u to start consuming that elite drink
