
Jason Voorhees
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I don't know about you but I'm dependent on my coffee every morning. Without my morning strong cup of espresso I feel low energy, dull and unmotivated the entire day until I consume some adrenalizing bean juice. This is how I like it. Boiling hot espresso poured into a tea cup. Yes I drink coffee in a tea cup sometimes if I feel like it with little bit of milk but 0 sugar
This is how I get my caffeine. This is how millions of people do it and this is objectively the correct way to do it but what I do not get is how so many people start their days with this cold coffee crap. Like they have these huge stanley cups with cold coffee or have a Starbucks vente cups or whatever they are called in their hands walking around in the morning and what is in there? Coffee right? No. Just a few teaspons of coffee with literally half a liter of full fat milk, whipped cream and caramel sauce and chocolate chips
And people actually think this is a normal and healthy way to start your morning. So much of sugar, calories and caffeine. You don't even get the benefits of coffee if you consume it like this. Your brain will be toast from consuming this everyday. Literally addiction in a cup. Hahaha. Wtf is this abomination. I like iced coffee too but I don't drink it everyday and definitely not the first thing that enters the system in the morning. This is the definition of goyslop. How this is normalised and acceptable way to begin your day is beyond me.

This is how I get my caffeine. This is how millions of people do it and this is objectively the correct way to do it but what I do not get is how so many people start their days with this cold coffee crap. Like they have these huge stanley cups with cold coffee or have a Starbucks vente cups or whatever they are called in their hands walking around in the morning and what is in there? Coffee right? No. Just a few teaspons of coffee with literally half a liter of full fat milk, whipped cream and caramel sauce and chocolate chips

And people actually think this is a normal and healthy way to start your morning. So much of sugar, calories and caffeine. You don't even get the benefits of coffee if you consume it like this. Your brain will be toast from consuming this everyday. Literally addiction in a cup. Hahaha. Wtf is this abomination. I like iced coffee too but I don't drink it everyday and definitely not the first thing that enters the system in the morning. This is the definition of goyslop. How this is normalised and acceptable way to begin your day is beyond me.
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