Coffee is supposed to be a hot beverage

Jason Voorhees

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I don't know about you but I'm dependent on my coffee every morning. Without my morning strong cup of espresso I feel low energy, dull and unmotivated the entire day until I consume some adrenalizing bean juice. This is how I like it. Boiling hot espresso poured into a tea cup. Yes I drink coffee in a tea cup sometimes if I feel like it with little bit of milk but 0 sugar

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This is how I get my caffeine. This is how millions of people do it and this is objectively the correct way to do it but what I do not get is how so many people start their days with this cold coffee crap. Like they have these huge stanley cups with cold coffee or have a Starbucks vente cups or whatever they are called in their hands walking around in the morning and what is in there? Coffee right? No. Just a few teaspons of coffee with literally half a liter of full fat milk, whipped cream and caramel sauce and chocolate chips :lul:

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And people actually think this is a normal and healthy way to start your morning. So much of sugar, calories and caffeine. You don't even get the benefits of coffee if you consume it like this. Your brain will be toast from consuming this everyday. Literally addiction in a cup. Hahaha. Wtf is this abomination. I like iced coffee too but I don't drink it everyday and definitely not the first thing that enters the system in the morning. This is the definition of goyslop. How this is normalised and acceptable way to begin your day is beyond me.
 
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Cold Coffee has like 100+ grams of sugar from Dunkin Or Starbucks.Majority Americans drink this for breakfast lmao.
 
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@FaceandBBC @BigBallsLarry @Akhi
 
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iced black coffee is good, but yeah only foul people call milkshakes coffee
 
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I don't know about you but I'm dependent on my coffee every morning. Without my morning strong cup of espresso I feel low energy, dull and unmotivated the entire day until I consume some adrenalizing bean juice. This is how I like it. Boiling hot espresso poured into a tea cup. Yes I drink coffee in a tea cup sometimes if I feel like it with little bit of milk but 0 sugar

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This is how I get my caffeine. This is how millions of people do it and this is objectively the correct way to do it but what I do not get is how so many people start their days with this cold coffee crap. Like they have these huge stanley cups with cold coffee or have a Starbucks Tall cups in their hands walking around in the morning and what is in there? Coffee right? No. Just a few teaspons of coffee with literally half a liter of full fat milk, whipped cream and caramel sauce and chocolate chips :lul:

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And people actually think this is a normal and completely decent way to start your morning. So much of sugar, calories and caffeine. You don't even get the benefits of coffee if you consume it like this. Your brain will be toast from consuming this everyday. Literally addiction in a cup. Hahaha. Wtf is this abomination. I like iced coffee too but I don't drink it everyday and definitely not the first thing that enters the system in the morning. This is the definition of goyslop. How this is normalised and acceptable way to begin your day is beyond me.
modern age has completely ruined coffee.

coffee in your average restaurant/store is just milk and sugar with some weird coffee extract for the taste :ROFLMAO: (maybe 10mg of caffeine max)

best way to make coffee is buy beans yourself and have a coffee machine.

i don't drink coffee anymore but when i did that's what i used to do. no 100g of sugar and no retarded toppings that have more calories than a bar of chocolate

now for caffeine i just take preworkout.. too lazy atp.
 
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I don't know about you but I'm dependent on my coffee every morning. Without my morning strong cup of espresso I feel low energy, dull and unmotivated the entire day until I consume some adrenalizing bean juice. This is how I like it. Boiling hot espresso poured into a tea cup. Yes I drink coffee in a tea cup sometimes if I feel like it with little bit of milk but 0 sugar

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This is how I get my caffeine. This is how millions of people do it and this is objectively the correct way to do it but what I do not get is how so many people start their days with this cold coffee crap. Like they have these huge stanley cups with cold coffee or have a Starbucks Tall cups in their hands walking around in the morning and what is in there? Coffee right? No. Just a few teaspons of coffee with literally half a liter of full fat milk, whipped cream and caramel sauce and chocolate chips :lul:

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And people actually think this is a normal and completely decent way to start your morning. So much of sugar, calories and caffeine. You don't even get the benefits of coffee if you consume it like this. Your brain will be toast from consuming this everyday. Literally addiction in a cup. Hahaha. Wtf is this abomination. I like iced coffee too but I don't drink it everyday and definitely not the first thing that enters the system in the morning. This is the definition of goyslop. How this is normalised and acceptable way to begin your day is beyond me.
the fat and sugar filled frappes are goyslop yes but a simple cold coffee can mog on hot days tbh
 
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Coffee is for losers
 
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I don't know about you but I'm dependent on my coffee every morning. Without my morning strong cup of espresso I feel low energy, dull and unmotivated the entire day until I consume some adrenalizing bean juice. This is how I like it. Boiling hot espresso poured into a tea cup. Yes I drink coffee in a tea cup sometimes if I feel like it with little bit of milk but 0 sugar

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This is how I get my caffeine. This is how millions of people do it and this is objectively the correct way to do it but what I do not get is how so many people start their days with this cold coffee crap. Like they have these huge stanley cups with cold coffee or have a Starbucks Tall cups in their hands walking around in the morning and what is in there? Coffee right? No. Just a few teaspons of coffee with literally half a liter of full fat milk, whipped cream and caramel sauce and chocolate chips :lul:

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And people actually think this is a normal and healthy way to start your morning. So much of sugar, calories and caffeine. You don't even get the benefits of coffee if you consume it like this. Your brain will be toast from consuming this everyday. Literally addiction in a cup. Hahaha. Wtf is this abomination. I like iced coffee too but I don't drink it everyday and definitely not the first thing that enters the system in the morning. This is the definition of goyslop. How this is normalised and acceptable way to begin your day is beyond me.
I despise cold coffee
 
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I don't know about you but I'm dependent on my coffee every morning. Without my morning strong cup of espresso I feel low energy, dull and unmotivated the entire day until I consume some adrenalizing bean juice. This is how I like it. Boiling hot espresso poured into a tea cup. Yes I drink coffee in a tea cup sometimes if I feel like it with little bit of milk but 0 sugar

View attachment 4103811

This is how I get my caffeine. This is how millions of people do it and this is objectively the correct way to do it but what I do not get is how so many people start their days with this cold coffee crap. Like they have these huge stanley cups with cold coffee or have a Starbucks Tall cups in their hands walking around in the morning and what is in there? Coffee right? No. Just a few teaspons of coffee with literally half a liter of full fat milk, whipped cream and caramel sauce and chocolate chips :lul:

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And people actually think this is a normal and healthy way to start your morning. So much of sugar, calories and caffeine. You don't even get the benefits of coffee if you consume it like this. Your brain will be toast from consuming this everyday. Literally addiction in a cup. Hahaha. Wtf is this abomination. I like iced coffee too but I don't drink it everyday and definitely not the first thing that enters the system in the morning. This is the definition of goyslop. How this is normalised and acceptable way to begin your day is beyond me.
I never liked iced coffee, I might go for iced lattes but coffee? Hell no
 
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I don't know about you but I'm dependent on my coffee every morning. Without my morning strong cup of espresso I feel low energy, dull and unmotivated the entire day until I consume some adrenalizing bean juice. This is how I like it. Boiling hot espresso poured into a tea cup. Yes I drink coffee in a tea cup sometimes if I feel like it with little bit of milk but 0 sugar

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This is how I get my caffeine. This is how millions of people do it and this is objectively the correct way to do it but what I do not get is how so many people start their days with this cold coffee crap. Like they have these huge stanley cups with cold coffee or have a Starbucks vente cups or whatever they are called in their hands walking around in the morning and what is in there? Coffee right? No. Just a few teaspons of coffee with literally half a liter of full fat milk, whipped cream and caramel sauce and chocolate chips :lul:

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And people actually think this is a normal and healthy way to start your morning. So much of sugar, calories and caffeine. You don't even get the benefits of coffee if you consume it like this. Your brain will be toast from consuming this everyday. Literally addiction in a cup. Hahaha. Wtf is this abomination. I like iced coffee too but I don't drink it everyday and definitely not the first thing that enters the system in the morning. This is the definition of goyslop. How this is normalised and acceptable way to begin your day is beyond me.
I love ice coffee
 
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if u care about yourself you should drink cream+sugar+coffee, some just add butter to buffer the toxicity but sounds disgusting imo
 
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Yeah those big sugar milkshake coffees are insane, tho I like the ice coffee cans/cups in stores, tastes pretty good and I can just chug it, I don't see why those fat girls that buy these milkshakes just don't buy donuts instead, would unironically help them feel satiated for a longer time. Sucks that I have some gut issues and I can't tolerate coffeine rn but I will be back!!
 
i prefered iced

hot is nice in winter i suppose
 
I don't know about you but I'm dependent on my coffee every morning. Without my morning strong cup of espresso I feel low energy, dull and unmotivated the entire day until I consume some adrenalizing bean juice. This is how I like it. Boiling hot espresso poured into a tea cup. Yes I drink coffee in a tea cup sometimes if I feel like it with little bit of milk but 0 sugar

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This is how I get my caffeine. This is how millions of people do it and this is objectively the correct way to do it but what I do not get is how so many people start their days with this cold coffee crap. Like they have these huge stanley cups with cold coffee or have a Starbucks vente cups or whatever they are called in their hands walking around in the morning and what is in there? Coffee right? No. Just a few teaspons of coffee with literally half a liter of full fat milk, whipped cream and caramel sauce and chocolate chips :lul:

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And people actually think this is a normal and healthy way to start your morning. So much of sugar, calories and caffeine. You don't even get the benefits of coffee if you consume it like this. Your brain will be toast from consuming this everyday. Literally addiction in a cup. Hahaha. Wtf is this abomination. I like iced coffee too but I don't drink it everyday and definitely not the first thing that enters the system in the morning. This is the definition of goyslop. How this is normalised and acceptable way to begin your day is beyond me.
i hate ice coffee
 
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I like my coffee white
 
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Idk I like these cold canned black coffees
 
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Idk I like these cold canned black coffees
Black coffees arr fine it's those over sweetened frappes and syrupy drink that I can't stand. I remember there was a season when pumpkin spice latte became a thing
 
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Agreed. Coffee has to be piping hot and sweet.
 
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Black coffees arr fine it's those over sweetened frappes and syrupy drink that I can't stand. I remember there was a season when pumpkin spice latte became a thing
 
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