Cold approach on a 300lb black landwhale went badly

[Canwefixit]

It was morning and at the park some fairly big black landwhale was having a walk in the park. Maybe its some weight loss bs. I walked towards her and she already moved out my way a lil and kept walking towards me though. I knew it was already a bit of an L at the start, but I couldn’t let this opportunity pass me. I realised she had headphones on so that made this game a lot harder. I walked up and said “hey how you doing?” And she completely ignored me. The end.

 

[Luquier]

You need better game, these landwhales know their worth nowadays

 

[Canwefixit]

You need better game, these landwhales know their worth nowadays

Absolutely fuming about it. Part of me wonders if she heard me but she surely must have, if not she would have seen me getting close and making eye contact.

Man its the worst when these females ignore you. Its much better if they actually talk to you when they reject you. Apart from if some feminist screams rapist JFL

 

[Amuzant]

Tease them with an Arby's burger on a stick

 

[Canwefixit]

Tease them with an Arby's burger on a stick

That would have worked a lot better tbf. I wish the 2000s were back when landwhales were easy and buying them McDonalds was enough to get laid with these fatties.

 

[drainaizim]

holy brootal