"cold" approaching guide for autistic inkwells

[CelestialEmpire]

meet these requirements and your "cold approaches" will succeed decently

1. approach only at bars (NOT sit-down bars on a random weekday full of ppl older than 25) or clubs

2. be under 25, no visible ethniccel or agecel signs (hairline, bad collagen, visibly ethnic, T50s, etc)

3. be 6'0+

4. have a good voice and accent (lacrosse finance segue nantucket pipeline / touse / posh british)

5. be white, look rich and fratty (attire style of nantucket / SEC / stockholm)

6. be charismatic

 

[Old Büll]

Nope

 

[foidletslayer]

TLDR:
Don’t be a autistic incel and be Chad

OP is a retard and should not be taken seriously

 

[vigor]

meet these requirements and your "cold approaches" will succeed decently

1. approach only at bars (NOT sit-down bars on a random weekday full of ppl older than 25) or clubs

2. be under 25, no visible ethniccel or agecel signs (hairline, bad collagen, visibly ethnic, T50s, etc)

3. be 6'0+

4. have a good voice and accent (lacrosse finance segue nantucket pipeline / touse / posh british)

5. be white, look rich and fratty (attire style of nantucket / SEC / stockholm)

6. be charismatic

the expression “visibly ethnic” is sending me for some reason
but yeah good advice if you’re going for posh girls but not if ur going for working class city types

i grew up in a shithole but ended up with a posh accent somehow (probably from being nd apparently thats a thing) and it was kind of a failo there because of the whole crab bucket anti-elitist mentality, but became a halo when started at a very private school heavy uni

 

[Paul.jnxy]

TLDR:
Don’t be a autistic incel and be Chad

OP is a retard and should not be taken seriously

this nighas entire acc is just for trolling

 

[Klasik616]

I was born brown so I already lost

 

[CelestialEmpire]

think about the perspective of a girl, if a 6'3 rich white fratty touse HTN stud with a sick hockey accent approached you at the club youd be overjoyed

 

[CelestialEmpire]

TLDR:
Don’t be a autistic incel and be Chad

OP is a retard and should not be taken seriously

not be chad, be rich tall white fratty HTN