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Knowing that a dogwater-tier state university is forever etched onto my resume gives me unyielding Mephistophelian night terrors that would make the most sinister analects of Poe and Lovecraft look like Barney's Halloween Party.

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Mine is a fate intemperate to the antichrist himself.

Perhaps there is some gossamer strand of hope left for me in the form of an M7 MBA or an MSME from a T30 graduate school, but at what cost? Will it ever truly erase my past sins?

@Collagen or rope I beg for your guidance
 
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eat cheetos for collagen
 
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shaking as I type
 
i yearn to be the princetonian man
 
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J U S T L I E O N Y O U R R E S U M E
 
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What’s the point? Chad will graduate from university of Phoenix and get promoted to CEO of a company whereas ricecels from Harvard will be stuck in menial jobs
 
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Knowing that a dogwater-tier state university is forever etched onto my resume gives me unyielding Mephistophelian night terrors that would make the most sinister analects of Poe and Lovecraft look like Barney's Halloween Party.

BarneyHallwoBookLGGGG.jpg


Mine is a fate intemperate to the antichrist himself.

Perhaps there is some gossamer strand of hope left for me in the form of an M7 MBA or an MSME from a T30 graduate school, but at what cost? Will it ever truly erase my past sins?

@Collagen or rope I beg for your guidance
what uni u go to
 
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Don't want to get too specific bc doxxing but it is a large 25000+ student state school.
I mean, you're rotting in a state school degree mill anyway, so there's not much on the line. What's the most that could happen? Get expelled? That would be a net positive in terms of life outcomes.
 
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I mean, you're rotting in a state school degree mill anyway, so there's not much on the line. What's the most that could happen? Get expelled? That would be a net positive in terms of life outcomes.
I ask for guidance and receive mockery. :(

I will get a Booth MBA and nothing will stop me from wearing University of Chicago regalia everywhere to pretend I also went there for undergrad. You'll see.
 
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I ask for guidance and receive mockery. :(

I will get a Booth MBA and nothing will stop me from wearing University of Chicago regalia everywhere to pretend I also went there for undergrad. You'll see.
I apologize. It's difficult not to mock you considering you don't attend one of HYPSM.

Some proper advice: drop out. The certification you'll receive from a 'school' of that caliber is worth less than toilet paper. Then enroll into a community college, with the goal of transferring to a top community college. Cornell, Berkeley, UCLA and UMich are all acceptable.

Now you'll still be seen as irredeemable peasant scum in places that matter (Wall Street, Silicon Valley, Bay Area), but you will at least be allowed to participate in society as a functioning human being by virtue of a somewhat respectable alma mater. Imagine receiving the best advice you'll ever get in your life on looksmax.org, gl son.
 
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College means fuck all after your first job - and even when obtaining that first job, any Chads who have landed interviews will get the job over you.

Once you are in the middle of your career, you'll see it's 6ft+ chads in the more executive positions, while indians and east asians + any normie tier whites and blacks ROT.
 
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College means fuck all after your first job - and even when obtaining that first job, any Chads who have landed interviews will get the job over you.

Once you are in the middle of your career, you'll see it's 6ft+ chads in the more executive positions, while indians and east asians + any normie tier whites and blacks ROT.
I'm tired of this lie being perpetuated again and again by coping community college faggots. Even if college means fuck all after your first job (not true), your first job affects the second, which affects the third and so on. No 'chad' is going from a secretary position in Fred's Accountants, Dayton OH bumfuck nowhere to working as a Wall Street MBB analyst.
 
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I'm tired of this lie being perpetuated again and again by coping community college faggots. Even if college means fuck all after your first job (not true), your first job affects the second, which affects the third and so on. No 'chad' is going from a secretary position in Fred's Accountants, Dayton OH bumfuck nowhere to working as a Wall Street MBB analyst.
The only challenge for chad is to land the job interview. If his CV gets trashed before interviews, it's over for him. If chad lands the interview, he has a huge chance of landing the job due to looks.

Chad with a secretary position in Fred's accountants, could hangout with some wallstreet boyo in the weekends. This boyo will land him interviews at better jobs where he basically only has to show up.
 
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The only challenge for chad is to land the job interview. If his CV gets trashed before interviews, it's over for him. If chad lands the interview, he has a huge chance of landing the job due to looks.

Chad with a secretary position in Fred's accountants, could hangout with some wallstreet boyo in the weekends. This boyo will land him interviews at better jobs where he basically only has to show up.
An enormous amount of retard makework positions have been created for women to be able to feel special and included in corporate america

these positions dont require any skills and dont produce anything but pay pretty well, if youre chad you can easily get one based on looks

male positions that have similar low requirements for entry are heavily gates behind connections and social circles
 
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How is your application to Booth MBA faring @Slayer?

I'm currently doing a postdoc in electrical engineering at Tsinghua University (MIT of China).
 
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Went to Columbia and can confirm

There’s even a big difference from gs to trad where if you’re just some random Indian that saved up Pennies to go gs, you’re ignored

Vs the aristocratic chad who goes to gs just for fun and gets a quant intern second year
 
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