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omfg, the person i really like came to work today and was behind me at the grills.
i wanted to cry knowing they could see my physical self from behind due to my looks.

then some guy said "awww, it's the two hax. hug! hug! hug!" (recurrent joke cause we look alike).
we both stood there and looked away from each other, which mentally destroyed me like wdym you didn't come to me?!

right after, some prettyboy gets praised for his looks, then someone screams out "hax you should take some tips from him!" in front of everyone.

then another coworker crushed my hand in a handshake and said "wtf, eat more dude, haha you're weak!" (he already made that joke yesterday)

i'm literally holding back years of anger and pain like i've never felt before.

@valentine @.πππ„π”πŒπ€π“ (those who know members).
tbh it somehow gets worse every day just tell me if you want me to stop tagging cause ts is repetitive.
 
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also foids keep trying to flirt with me now idk if it's satire or not and it's making me even more insecure.

> didn't tag well at first @.πππ„π”πŒπ€π“.
 
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right after, some prettyboy gets praised for his looks, then someone screams out "hax you should take some tips from him!" in front of everyone.

then another coworker crushed my hand in a handshake and said "wtf, eat more dude, haha you're weak!" (he already made that joke yesterday)
this can't be real
 
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nice one
 
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this can't be real
the handshake wasn't that offensive cause the dude is literally a fat bald druggie.

but the guy who told me to take tips wasn't even that bad looking and the fact that everyone heard just made me want to rope.
 
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i thought you were chad

just take the hypergamypill pill and worship dout dout kroes
 
omfg, the person i really like came to work today and was behind me at the grills.
i wanted to cry knowing they could see my physical self from behind due to my looks.

then some guy said "awww, it's the two hax. hug! hug! hug!" (recurrent joke cause we look alike).
we both stood there and looked away from each other, which mentally destroyed me like wdym you didn't come to me?!

right after, some prettyboy gets praised for his looks, then someone screams out "hax you should take some tips from him!" in front of everyone.

then another coworker crushed my hand in a handshake and said "wtf, eat more dude, haha you're weak!" (he already made that joke yesterday)

i'm literally holding back years of anger and pain like i've never felt before.

@valentine @.πππ„π”πŒπ€π“ (those who know members).
tbh it somehow gets worse every day just tell me if you want me to stop tagging cause ts is repetitive.
LMAOOO what happened to your profile pic? when did your guy lose his hair and become emaciated
 
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Does she look like you?
And that’s why they want you guys to hug?

God I wish I was your coworker
Then we would make out in front of the burgers

Also keep tagging me I like the lil updates
 
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yes they call ME hax2 and him just hax to act like they're messing up our names.
What’s his real name? Do you guys look exactly alike?
 
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i'll never say her name on here but we're basically looksmatched
But how do you know she’s not into you too?
 
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doesn't take much to know. she literally has no emtion all of the time, it's like a blank canva.

i'm no dating pro but i know the signs and the signs are more than gone,
Well do you show emotion? I mean if she looks like you who knows if she thinks like youπŸ‘€
 
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