whitebitchslayer
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So after asking tons of ppl for advice on my tinder profiles the biggest 3 responses were
1. You look like a creep
2. Too many selfies
3. You’re too ugly
While the last one is a bit hard to fix I’ve replaced all my photos and prompts to try and look more normal so here’s all 9 pics and why:
1.
Normal selfie, thought I should keep just 1.
Pros: hair / good lighting
Cons: it’s a selfie / slight eye asymmetry
2.
Me w my car (had someone take)
Pros: not taken by me, vette is so clean, and I look tall
Cons: no face, wearing crocs
3.
Group pics, don’t even wanna talk abt it.
Pros: looks like I have friends
Cons: they all mog me
4.
I think I was blowing up a pumpkin
Pros: someone else took, hair looks good
Cons: can’t see my face again
5.
Skiing
Pros: shows I have hobbies / alcohol
Cons: can’t see my face
6.
Basic gym pic
Pros: I think I look like I lift
Cons: I’m small and the dude slightly in frame height mogs me
7.
Me on one of my jetskis
Pros: someone else took / more hobbies
Cons: I look like utter dog shit
8.
Basic mirror pic
Pros: frame / life time leanest point
Cons: still look like shit + might be seen as weird
9.
Basic car pic (incase they didn’t get it with the other one)
Pros: clearly js flexing
Cons: I’m not in it
As far as the pics go I think there is good variety and while they could be better having people actually able to take pics of me is a massive personal milestone.
ALSO, the order of pics dosent matter Tinder automatically changes it based on what gets more likes
Now for the prompts / bio / info
Obviously I claim +2” height and I’m 6’1 so the profile is set to 6’3.
Bio is just “I <3 sluts” and my prompt is “worst midnight snack” and the answer is “smirnoff” also interests say shit like gym, cooking, house music and it’s set to “long term open to short” all of this is of mild importance but the target audience here is white college girls who are alcoholics, don’t eat, and easy slays.
TLDR:
Just look at this I guess
1. You look like a creep
2. Too many selfies
3. You’re too ugly
While the last one is a bit hard to fix I’ve replaced all my photos and prompts to try and look more normal so here’s all 9 pics and why:
1.
Normal selfie, thought I should keep just 1.
Pros: hair / good lighting
Cons: it’s a selfie / slight eye asymmetry
2.
Me w my car (had someone take)
Pros: not taken by me, vette is so clean, and I look tall
Cons: no face, wearing crocs
3.
Group pics, don’t even wanna talk abt it.
Pros: looks like I have friends
Cons: they all mog me
4.
I think I was blowing up a pumpkin
Pros: someone else took, hair looks good
Cons: can’t see my face again
5.
Skiing
Pros: shows I have hobbies / alcohol
Cons: can’t see my face
6.
Basic gym pic
Pros: I think I look like I lift
Cons: I’m small and the dude slightly in frame height mogs me
7.
Me on one of my jetskis
Pros: someone else took / more hobbies
Cons: I look like utter dog shit
8.
Basic mirror pic
Pros: frame / life time leanest point
Cons: still look like shit + might be seen as weird
9.
Basic car pic (incase they didn’t get it with the other one)
Pros: clearly js flexing
Cons: I’m not in it
As far as the pics go I think there is good variety and while they could be better having people actually able to take pics of me is a massive personal milestone.
ALSO, the order of pics dosent matter Tinder automatically changes it based on what gets more likes
Now for the prompts / bio / info
Obviously I claim +2” height and I’m 6’1 so the profile is set to 6’3.
Bio is just “I <3 sluts” and my prompt is “worst midnight snack” and the answer is “smirnoff” also interests say shit like gym, cooking, house music and it’s set to “long term open to short” all of this is of mild importance but the target audience here is white college girls who are alcoholics, don’t eat, and easy slays.
TLDR:
Just look at this I guess
